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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: Tangerines]
    #7700106 - 11/30/07 05:44 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

In the state of Tennessee it is not considered statutory rape unless the fucke-ee is 4 years younger than the fuck-er.

Except for like, 13 year olds fucking 12 year olds, that is considered statutory rape.

I actually have a friend (well we used to hang out and get stoned alot) that has been on probation for 3 years due to fucking a 14 year old when he was 18 or 19. She was a fat ugly bitch too, idunno why he did it. He gets drug tests all the time and went to bonnaroo and got a warning after that, and then posted a pick of his dick hangning out of a girl's miniskirt on myspace and went to jail for 3 days because of that.


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: automan]
    #7700391 - 11/30/07 06:55 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

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how awesome is it that your nick is 'iwasaClown' and you are talking about having sex with children



:rofl2:


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: Silversoul]
    #7700420 - 11/30/07 07:03 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Just fucking forget it man, I messed around with this hot ass 14 year old. One day she quit calling me and i found out after she called me back after 2 months that the reason she did is because the dude she ran off with got caught.

10 years baby, then we'll see him again.

You want to be in that position? Then don't even take the chance because hardly anybody gets away with it if the girl is even halfway trouble.


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: iwasaClown]
    #7700432 - 11/30/07 07:08 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Dude I was 21 and fucked a 16 y/o chick. She was a mean looking bitch, plus she whispered in my ear she wanted to tie me up and rape me the first time I meant her. I didn't find out until afterwards she was 16 I mean fuck man I couldn't tell, nice big tits, perfect ass, tan as fuck. Defiantly didn't fuck her age ya know? Thats how I justify it anyway.

Now I sure the hell would have never dated her or taken her out in public just in fear of getting arrested or killed by her dad. But I would recommend the same for you. Young chicks, even the extremely hot and older looking ones are usually CRAZY bitches, especially when it comes to older guys.

The slutty ones like that (like the one I was talking about) usually have serious a "daddy complex" and you as an older guy fill that need. They instantly cling on, so be careful. Fuck her if you want (I'm sure you can) but I'd recommend keeping your distance as far as serious relationship.

Oh yeah and don't fucking tell a soul


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: iwasaClown]
    #7700438 - 11/30/07 07:09 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

nope. i dig women, not girls. :smile:


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7700475 - 11/30/07 07:17 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

NO man, i'm TELLING YOU. I followed that same route, told her don't tell a soul. What the fuck she do, next day her cousin knows.

She'll cling on right off the bat. Break it off, your just fucking ASKING for it dude.


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: cube talk]
    #7700521 - 11/30/07 07:33 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

It all depends.


In Canada 14 is the age of consent.. but 14 is wrong. It should be moved up to 16.

I hooked up with a 15 year old when i was 19.. but she told me she was 16. She was my (now ex)girlfriend's friend... my g/f not only allowed it, but encouraged it.. telling me her friend was 16. Go figure.

Oh, my ex was 18 btw.


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: iwasaClown]
    #7700636 - 11/30/07 08:06 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Never contact a girl the day after meeting her. I heard on MTV's MADE girls become excited when you contact them 3 or 4 days later.


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: iwasaClown]
    #7700805 - 11/30/07 09:00 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Man, 16 year olds are AWWWWWRIIIIIITE. Do it, but if she's retarded make it obvious and be brutally honest. If she's immature, ruin the relationship. If not, woot.


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7700813 - 11/30/07 09:03 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

I also cast my vote for DO IT but you gotta be real smart about it. Keep it safe and make sure you're not gettin into more than you can handle. also squeeze her cheeks real nice and good


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: iwasaClown]
    #7700826 - 11/30/07 09:06 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

no


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: Brainiac]
    #7700835 - 11/30/07 09:09 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

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I'd fuck the shit out of that bitch.


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: iwasaClown]
    #7700846 - 11/30/07 09:12 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Go for it bro.


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: Brainiac]
    #7700881 - 11/30/07 09:20 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)



Those bitches remind of a gang of sluts I used to fuck with back in the day.:thumbup:



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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7700886 - 11/30/07 09:21 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

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2FiNiTe said:


Those bitches remind of a gang of sluts I used to fuck with back in the day.:thumbup:







I <3 sluts.


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: The Motherfuckin G]
    #7700890 - 11/30/07 09:23 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Theres nothing like that drunk highschool pussy.:borat:


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7700894 - 11/30/07 09:24 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

I haven't fucked any underage girls in about a year. I was like are you 17, she was all 'I'm almost 17' and I was like that works. Tightest pussy evar. And I ATM'd her.


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: The Motherfuckin G]
    #7700901 - 11/30/07 09:27 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Same thing here, about a year ago, I meant my good friends younger cousin at a party he threw for his b-day. She starts whispering wild shit to me, I asked her how old she was and she said "do you really wanna know" I said nope tell me tomorrow. She was wayyy too hot to say no one way or the other so fuck it...literally.

She was 16 almost 17 as well.

I sure the hell never told my buddy I fucked his 16 y/o cousin 6waystosunday tho :grin: The pussy was tight as hell but oh so "wet and juicy like lemons"

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And I ATM'd her.




Only a real man would ATM a 16 y/o, getting that little slut ready for the world ahead....or behind.


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7701091 - 11/30/07 10:19 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

ah the lucky masses live to talk about it.

Hit my boy up whose doing 10 years for it and ask him if it was worth it.

That bottom pic above tho... yah, gimme enough alchohol and i might have had a field day with that.


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Re: Would you fuck a 16 yr old? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7701114 - 11/30/07 10:25 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

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Then when I got older and became an adult, suddenly High School girls were into me. Weird how that works.

Doesn't that shit suck? I sometimes have cute little young things look at me and flirt and it's like, "Honey, where the fuck were you ten years ago when I was in high school and getting NO sex".





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