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Anonymous #1
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 Girlfriend won't go down... there. 
#7680540 - 11/26/07 05:52 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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And it doesn't bother me.
She said she doesn't like 'the smell in her mouth', but there's more than that.
If she's watching a porno flick, she will be grossed out and cover her eyes if a girl sucks a guy. She'll watch a girl go down on another girl in a porno, but she can't bring herself to watch in a girl going down on a guy.
She loves to get oral sex, loves to have sex, but has only tried to go down on my request, but she didn't like it, as she told me, and I asked her to stop. She hasn't done it since, although she has told me a couple times that she felt the urge to (while she was at work... damn).
Although she does need foreplay (I use the word need loosely),
Sixty nine with her involves a hand job for a few seconds, and then my face being crushed as she grinds it and moans (her keeping the 'goods' in hand, but forgetting completely about doing any work with them). It makes it a bit hard to do the work in that position, I have no complaints, because... well.. I love my work. :-D
Now, this is a Chinese girl, traditional to an extent, but that extent isn't too deep. I do live in Shanghai China and we've been together (complicated) for about two and a half years now.
I want it clear that I don't want her to do something she doesn't want, and I don't feel badly about it. Hell, I don't even know what I'm missing out on.
It may sound a bit like I'm complaining, but I'm not. I have no buffs with this at all. I'm extremely happy with this girl and she has been the only girl in my life and I know without any hesitation that I will marry her.
I made this thread because I'm wondering how common this is. Simply curiosity.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7680544 - 11/26/07 05:59 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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first of all a) Have a shower, and b) your girl friends a lesbo.
I hope that clears things up a bit.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7680561 - 11/26/07 06:25 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol tell that ***** if shes not sucking your dick like a champ, she's not going to have her cooter munched on. She has to learn to love the dick, it's only natural! You have to control her thoughts and actions.. this is how relationships like those work. Pretty soon you can have her doing pushup blowjobs on that shit 4 free.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7680564 - 11/26/07 06:28 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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He's right if this chick doesn't get her act straight you will soon find her sucking you dry in other ways
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7680681 - 11/26/07 08:08 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
He's right if this chick doesn't get her act straight you will soon find her sucking you dry in other ways
That's ok.
And to the guy that said I should threaten to stop giving oral sex,
She has already asked me to, because she didn't think it was fair.
But like hell, that's my favorite part of sex. (Well, it's all good, but I think I like that part best.)
She's pretty all over... down there included. And she smells pretty, too. All over.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7680733 - 11/26/07 08:58 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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stick your dick in some peanut butter and then start slapping her in the face with it...guaranteed to work trust me.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7680735 - 11/26/07 08:59 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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oh i forgot to mention, the key is to not plan this ahead with her.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7680762 - 11/26/07 09:16 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7680763 - 11/26/07 09:16 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7680765 - 11/26/07 09:17 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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(Original Poster)
Whether she would decide to clean it off with a napkin or her lips is hardly a fair debate, but assuming that she did decide to lick it off, it would stop there.
I really don't have a problem with this though.
I am sure that I could get her to do it, but I really don't want to do that. She's a wonderful girl and I really want her to enjoy the sex as much as possible.
I really don't think it would improve mine all that much.
One thing she has complained about though is that I've had some trouble for a while where I just didn't orgasm. She did fine, though, in that department, and felt pretty bad about not finishing me. I told her the truth, that it didn't matter to me and I didn't enjoy sex any less.
I think at the time it was probably psychological, since a lot of things were happening then, but it has since become a non-issue.
Still takes me a lot longer than her, though, and she has no clue why. I always think it's funny, but I'll never tell her, because I know she would feel guilty where there's no need. But the fact is, it takes me longer because when it comes time for intercourse and she takes out the condom, I've been going down on her for a few minutes and she's at the point where an orgasm is right around the corner, while I've been... well... there hadn't been any physical stimulation.
Seriously though, I have to stress two things, It doesn't bother me, and she is... amazingly beautiful. Not to justify anything with the beautiful comment. I just feel the need to say it, to improve my anonymous reputation
But the point of this thread was, is this common, or did I get the rare one?
*Note that I'm refering to rare as a neutral and good thing. How you interpret it is up to you.*
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7680899 - 11/26/07 10:31 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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Whats with the music?
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7680901 - 11/26/07 10:32 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7681418 - 11/26/07 01:16 PM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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ya, wtf is with the music??
if my girl didnt suck my dick i'd be like "eh, get down henoi an' suck my penis bitch!"
my mom says if you want to be a lesbian you've got to lick carpet. are u a lesbian? cuz it sure sounds like yer old lady is.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7681444 - 11/26/07 01:22 PM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think you are the rare one, sir.
I love to give and recieve head. I don't mind the occasional screw with my old lady where I don't get off, but if got to be regualar, id get a little angry. But i have never had this problem, cuz i just say 'fisnish me off' and she can make me cum in no time flat with her lips wrapped around my cock....
..oh, and if it's a one night stand with some hoe(talkin about past experiences, i dont cheat), she better get me off or i'll be pissed.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7681489 - 11/26/07 01:33 PM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude! you're the same guy with the chick with vaginal rot!!! i can tell by the things u've said and they way you talk in your posts. Plus in both posts you said you were in China.
.... and u are talkin about eating it?   
"She's pretty all over... down there included. And she smells pretty, too. All over."
Whats wrong with you dude? Do yourself a favour, go find yourself a cocksuckin asian bitch that cant speak english and go back to Canada.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7682156 - 11/26/07 04:58 PM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
Dude! you're the same guy with the chick with vaginal rot!!! i can tell by the things u've said and they way you talk in your posts. Plus in both posts you said you were in China.
.... and u are talkin about eating it?
"She's pretty all over... down there included. And she smells pretty, too. All over."
Whats wrong with you dude? Do yourself a favour, go find yourself a cocksuckin asian bitch that cant speak english and go back to Canada.
QFT 
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7682249 - 11/26/07 05:29 PM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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Im pretty sure your girlfriend thinks you dick smells
facedick
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #8]
#7683178 - 11/26/07 09:36 PM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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(Original poster)
Yep, same poster.
It was actually cervical erotion, which is basically a rawness of the cervix. Not actually an infection. Say you skinned your knee, but it didn't bleed. Then it would be raw. Same type of thing, but different causes.
I really haven't found any reason not to go down there. It is still just as clean and smells just as nice.
I don't know a bout the dick smells thing... I think she's against it for some other reason. Maybe it is some moral reason, or feeling like she's lost any control then. I really d on't know. But she will not even look at a porn when the girl's going down on the guy, just gets grossed out.
And no, she's not a lesbian. Maybe bisexual, but when I asked her why she could watch the lesbians, she just said that she didn't get any feeling.
Then she proceeded to go through each of my pornos and find ones she liked. Deleting any that had excessive head and occasionally a lesbian one.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7683222 - 11/26/07 09:48 PM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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the real question is did she let you keep the anal pr0n?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #9]
#7683311 - 11/26/07 10:08 PM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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(Original poster)
Hmm, yes, oddly enough, she did let me keep the anal pr0n.
But I really don't have that much, or any, anal pr0n.
I prefer the asian pr0n, and unless it's the Filipino or American Asian pr0n, there isn't much anal. And I'm pretty anti-American, so I've got none of that.
I typically delete any English pr0n because it's too 'professional looking' and the women are not as nice to look at. I delete any white porn too, just because I'm not attracted to that (Whoo! Look who's racist. I'm also white.)
So that cuts down on the anal pr0n.
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