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 The Crow
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 Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! 
#7091877 - 06/25/07 08:25 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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What the fuck!
Is my dick just supposed to sit there on the front?!?!
GODAMN!
Especially when there is no gap in the seat.
That's just fucking stupid.
Do they WANT me to drip all over the seat when I take a shit?????
I'm tired of having to hold my oogily-boogilies down under the seat to keep it from touching the seat when I take a dump!
fuckin' aggravating, ya'know?
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 Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: The Crow]
#7091881 - 06/25/07 08:27 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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SneezingPenis
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Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#7091903 - 06/25/07 08:36 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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I just throw my cock over my shoulder and let it drape over and rest on the back lid of the toilet.
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InsolentPrude
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Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7091908 - 06/25/07 08:37 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
psilocyberin said:
I just throw my cock over my shoulder and let it drape over and rest on the back lid of the toilet.
funny, but i use mine to hold my magazine.
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Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7091911 - 06/25/07 08:38 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
psilocyberin said:
I just throw my cock over my shoulder and let it drape over and rest on the back lid of the toilet.
at least thats how it happens in your dreams, huh?
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Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: InsolentPrude]
#7091914 - 06/25/07 08:39 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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your dick must be pretty small if you cant just tuck it under the seat? Then you don't even have to worry about anything, just take a shit and piss while you lean back and listen to some tunes or something 
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SneezingPenis
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Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: SampaJasli]
#7091921 - 06/25/07 08:41 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
SampaJasli said:
Quote:
psilocyberin said:
I just throw my cock over my shoulder and let it drape over and rest on the back lid of the toilet.
at least thats how it happens in your dreams, huh?
seriously, I cant sleep on the top bed of bunk beds. If I wake up with morning wood I have to think of dead puppies and my naked dead grandma just to get out.
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The Crow
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Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: teefizzle]
#7091924 - 06/25/07 08:43 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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but with circular toilets, its kinda hard to do that. plus i dont wanna have my dick touching the toilet and my nuts dragging against the bowl.
I mean fuckin' circular, man.
shit's uncomfortable
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Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: The Crow]
#7091926 - 06/25/07 08:44 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Crow said:
but with circular toilets, its kinda hard to do that. plus i dont wanna have my dick touching the toilet and my nuts dragging against the bowl.
I mean fuckin' circular, man.
shit's uncomfortable
If it's my own toilet, I don't give a fuck where my dick touches. Anywhere else, then yeah, I'm a little more careful.
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Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: The Crow]
#7091951 - 06/25/07 08:52 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh yeah. Ive gotten used to handling my dick while taking a shit, though, and I'd feel uncomfortable just letting it hang.
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The Crow
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Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: JunkFood]
#7091980 - 06/25/07 09:01 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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how long can the herpes virus last without a human host?
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JunkFood
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Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: The Crow]
#7091982 - 06/25/07 09:02 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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I dunno! 
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Starwanderer
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Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: The Crow]
#7092002 - 06/25/07 09:07 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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The Crow said:
how long can the herpes virus last without a human host?
No idea..but i don't think it's very long at all
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The Crow
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Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: Starwanderer]
#7092009 - 06/25/07 09:08 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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cuz I got some tiny red bumps under my "head"
right where it sits on the toilet seat..........
maybe its just good luck signs...
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SneezingPenis
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Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: The Crow]
#7092041 - 06/25/07 09:18 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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How are red bumps on your cawk a good sign of anything?
"Good news! You know how my penis looked so bland and unoriginal? well now I got red bumps on them".
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TurntableJunky
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Re: Circular toilet seats shouldn't exist! [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7092203 - 06/25/07 10:08 PM (5 years, 10 months ago) |
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