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Offlinegrowfax
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There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!!
    #7010220 - 06/04/07 10:57 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

hey I have to fly out in the mornin any idea on how to get an 1/8th on a plane?????

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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: growfax]
    #7010229 - 06/04/07 10:59 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

do u think its even worth it?

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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: blood4blood]
    #7010230 - 06/04/07 10:59 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Where are coming from/going to?

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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: growfax]
    #7010250 - 06/04/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Grind it up stems and all, and snort it.
Once on the plane blow all the snot out on the counter, scoop it up and freebase with the lightbulb from the bathroom fixture..
:flame::rofl2:

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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #7010260 - 06/04/07 11:07 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

hrm, best way to smuggle an 8th onto an airplane?

taped to your forehead

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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #7010261 - 06/04/07 11:07 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

doublewrap it in a condom and fuck yourself with it :wink:  j/k  :hug:


(though that is a good way...)

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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Maverick]
    #7010274 - 06/04/07 11:09 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Better yet, leave it at home, and make brownies with it. Eat one before the security checks, will kick in on the takeoff. Freeze leftovers for return home visit or mail them to yourself in destination.

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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: memes]
    #7010282 - 06/04/07 11:11 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

meams said:
hrm, best way to smuggle an 8th onto an airplane?

taped to your forehead




no matter how funny this sounds this is probablly the safest way to doit ... ha ha

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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #7010288 - 06/04/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Anytime my dad takes a plane he is always packing. He hides it very well inside is shaving bag. I don't know exactly how. But he never put it with is carry on bag, always with the bulk luggage.

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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: blood4blood] * 1
    #7010291 - 06/04/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Wear a Jamaican bob Marley shirt, sucking on a a cannabis lollipop, with a marijuana leaf silver chain, and a backwards hat and wife beater tee, and a choker collar around your neck with spikes. with the weed in your pocket... yep:rofl2:

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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: growfax]
    #7010323 - 06/04/07 11:22 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Do what they did in Blow: steal your own plane.


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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: JunkFood]
    #7010352 - 06/04/07 11:29 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

In most cases, on your person, maybe taped by your nuts is the best place for it.

The only way this would be found is if you get picked for a random screening and they have one of those ion scanners. Then you are fucked.

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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #7010362 - 06/04/07 11:32 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

wow!!!!! your all fu*kin crazy!!!!

frist off I have some really good sweet water hydro and it has a really bland smell if any at all second I'm not posting here what time I'm flyin out if you didnt hear i want to get it on the plane with me the last few times I went to an airport I wouldnt of had any problem with having it on me its like going to a concert ur thinkin there gonna check the hell out of you and you could of just walked in with everything under the sun

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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #7010369 - 06/04/07 11:33 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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Kerbouchard said:
make brownies with it. Eat one before the security checks, will kick in on the takeoff. Freeze leftovers for return home visit or mail them to yourself in destination.




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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: growfax]
    #7010399 - 06/04/07 11:40 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

what the fu*k is an ion scanner??? and with my luck they would want to put there fist in my a$$ at random

I had them scan a pair of boots i had once 3 times under the scanner u could see the weed plan as day under the insoul of the shoe they swabbed the out side afew times put that under a microscope and then handed me my shoes and said ok u can go do you know how bad i was trippin out? i think i had a flash back of every drug i ever took then a heart attack all at once

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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: growfax]
    #7010434 - 06/04/07 11:54 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)




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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: growfax]
    #7010491 - 06/05/07 12:15 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

That is some nice lookin bud. I fly often and i would say the best way to do it would be to hide it extremely well in a non cary-on luggage bag, maybe put quite a bit of duct tape around it and a bottle of lotion or shampoo and then add back as much shampoo or lotion u can get back in there, I havent done this personally but the bags that u dont carry on dont really get searched as heavily as items u carry on. At least not from what I know. But depending on whether ur male or female, if ur female the obvious best way to do it is just hide it inside of u. The only way they'll find it then is if there happens to drug dogs there the day u fly out.

Dont buy ur ticket the day before ur leaving because that causes u to have to go through extra secrutity. I had to do that and I had had a small dime on me in one of the small ziplock bags you can gt at headshops. I had forgot i had it a.d when I opened my purse for some chapstick i seen it and put it in the inner zipper part of my purse. And that was before i knew they were going to put me through extra secruity. Then when they did I was so terrified they would find it, being its an automatic felony. The guy even opened the inside of my purse and wiped this little bomb thing around in it, and lucky for me he never opened the inside zipper part.


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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #7010530 - 06/05/07 12:33 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

any ideas on how to carry it on my personal self tape was a good idea but im not a lucky person so no to that i was maybe thinkin cuttin a small hole in the bottom trim of my pants and stuffin in the small hole i was thinkin on doin at all the was around the pants wearin rubber gloves and puttin it in plactic bag

i hate pat downs shit well bad idea

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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: growfax]
    #7010554 - 06/05/07 12:41 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Put it in a baggie.

Shape baggie into a tube.

Tape baggie up - thoroughly.

Insert baggie tube into shampoo bottle.

Put shampoo bottle back into bath bag.

Relax.


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Re: There weed on the plane!!!!!!!!!!! [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #7010566 - 06/05/07 12:44 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

i heard shampoo gets busted alot

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