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OfflineJunkFood
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I'm a virgin and...
    #6971227 - 05/26/07 09:41 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

I can't see myself enjoying regular sex...what I can see myself enjoying is butt sex :yesnod:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971234 - 05/26/07 09:43 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

that is wierd.

i love sex.

butt sex is different though.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971249 - 05/26/07 09:47 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Brown eye.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971251 - 05/26/07 09:47 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

buttsexx0rZ is t3h haXX, unless it isn't. and then it's not.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971255 - 05/26/07 09:48 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Butt sex is smelly.


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OfflineJunkFood
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #6971259 - 05/26/07 09:49 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Butt sex is smelly.



That sucks :sad:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #6971262 - 05/26/07 09:50 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Butt sex is smelly.



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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971267 - 05/26/07 09:52 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

JunkFood said:
Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Butt sex is smelly.



That sucks :sad:



No pain, no gain. It's an acquired taste.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971326 - 05/26/07 10:10 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Then why do you like huge bushes so much?


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #6971338 - 05/26/07 10:12 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

butt sex is awsome, and its only smelly if its not clean:wink:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: mraejay]
    #6971351 - 05/26/07 10:16 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

butt sex is great for three reasons:

it's tighter
it's warmer


and it's degrading to women


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: xk3m_indica]
    #6971361 - 05/26/07 10:17 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

xk3m_indica said:
it's tighter
it's warmer





4 degrees warmer according to Tool


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971366 - 05/26/07 10:19 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

edit


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Edited by trendal (05/27/07 07:02 AM)

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #6971368 - 05/26/07 10:19 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

:firecum:

He wants your Hella_Tight ass


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971387 - 05/26/07 10:23 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

JunkFood said:
Don't you think the fact that I like pussies that are obscured is an indication that I don't actually like pussies? :wink:



:berternie:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #6971390 - 05/26/07 10:24 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

WhiskeyClone said:
Then why do you like huge bushes so much?



If I like pussies to be obscured, why would I want to stick my dick in one? :wink:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
    #6971391 - 05/26/07 10:24 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

HB said:
Quote:

JunkFood said:
Don't you think the fact that I like pussies that are obscured is an indication that I don't actually like pussies? :wink:



:berternie:



Haha that post was deleted as I was replying to it. Nice grab, HB.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971393 - 05/26/07 10:25 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

JunkFood said:
If I like pussies to be obscured, why would I want to stick my dick in one? :wink:



:berternie:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
    #6971395 - 05/26/07 10:25 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

You quoted that before I could delete it--it sounded gay (which I'm not) :smile:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971397 - 05/26/07 10:25 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

JunkFood said:
Quote:

WhiskeyClone said:
Then why do you like huge bushes so much?



If I like pussies to be obscured, why would I want to stick my dick in one? :wink:



Try it and you'll know. :thumbup:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
    #6971398 - 05/26/07 10:25 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Yeah really, thank god you saved that.
I'm tempted to put it in my sig.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #6971404 - 05/26/07 10:27 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

WhiskeyClone said:
Quote:

JunkFood said:
Quote:

WhiskeyClone said:
Then why do you like huge bushes so much?



If I like pussies to be obscured, why would I want to stick my dick in one? :wink:



Try it and you'll know. :thumbup:



Seriously: I'm sure I'd love sticking my dick in a nice, fluffy pussy.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971406 - 05/26/07 10:27 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

JunkFood said:
You quoted that before I could delete it--it sounded gay (which I'm not) :smile:



okay it's one thing if a guy doesn't like eating pussy, even though that is one of my favourite pastimes, when the opportunity arises.

but it's a whole 'nother ball-park to say you wouldn't want to stick your dick in a pussy and then claim you're straight! no way. dick in pussy = heaven. no debate. no dick in pussy = t3h g3h.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971408 - 05/26/07 10:28 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

To each his own.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
    #6971418 - 05/26/07 10:30 PM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

HB said:
but it's a whole 'nother ball-park to say you wouldn't want to stick your dick in a pussy and then claim you're straight! no way. dick in pussy = heaven. no debate. no dick in pussy = t3h g3h.



:shrug: I guess I have to try it. All I'm saying is that I just can't imagine what's so good about it--a girl's ass, on the other hand... :blueangel:


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