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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6972113 - 05/27/07 12:54 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

And that makes it worth wearing


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6972129 - 05/27/07 12:57 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Anal without a condom is nasty.
A virgin talking about how sex "is" is just silly.

A virgin talkin about butt sex "is" is also silly.

A virgin comparing how butt sex feels compared to vagina sex without ever having experienced either (thus a virgin), is ubersilly...

Hairy pussies get in teeth and make cunnilingus unpleasurable for most men (trim that shit).


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6972130 - 05/27/07 12:57 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

JunkFood said:
I don't know what regular sex is like; I can picture liking butt sex but not regular...maybe pussies are tighter than I think :smile:


:yesnod::lol:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: eligal]
    #6972136 - 05/27/07 12:59 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

some nice oral sex is just fine by me, I just hate when 'teeth' get in the way. *ouch*


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: eligal]
    #6972138 - 05/27/07 12:59 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

I never talked about how sex is; I talked about how I think it is--like: I think butt sex is more pleasureable than anal sex because I think a butt is much tighter :smirk:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6972147 - 05/27/07 01:02 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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JunkFood said:
I think butt sex is more pleasureable than anal sex because I think a butt is much tighter :smirk:




:confused:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6972179 - 05/27/07 01:10 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

I think you're just naive about the fact that the experience isn't conclusively and entirely about the thermometer in her butt that is 4 degrees warmer, and the tight squeeze. there's also the texture, the folds of a vagina vs. the "rings" of the anal tube, the sexual position you are in, the depth to which you can plunge ... there is so much involved, it really can't be simplified so easily. for some, maybe, but all that would say is that you aren't opening yourself to all aspects of the experience.

but you will find out. soon enough.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
    #6972196 - 05/27/07 01:13 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

I need to smoke some fucking herb... this thread is making me realize how many hours I wasted just spacing out on boring threads like this.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
    #6972198 - 05/27/07 01:13 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

HB said:
the texture :snub:
the folds of a vagina vs. the "rings" of the anal tube :snub:
the sexual position you are in :snub:
the depth to which you can plunge :snub:




You sound like a connoisseur :lol: :thumbup:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: jewunit]
    #6972217 - 05/27/07 01:18 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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jewunit said:
Quote:

JunkFood said:
I think butt sex is more pleasureable than anal sex because I think a butt is much tighter :smirk:




:confused:




It just keeps getting better!! :rofl:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #6972233 - 05/27/07 01:21 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Oops :laugh:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6972268 - 05/27/07 01:33 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

:jiggy: lol


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6972289 - 05/27/07 01:44 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

what if u have a fetish for anal?
like, you just love the idea, the visuals
oh yeah


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #6972320 - 05/27/07 02:01 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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:jiggy: lol


:lol:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6972856 - 05/27/07 08:30 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

junkfood,

if you are not gay, try "regular" sex first. if you dont like it, then move on to butt sex.
and men. :bye:
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #6972872 - 05/27/07 08:36 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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I'm a virgin and...




Shocking news... :smirk:




ZING.

It must suck to be 18+ and still a virgin. Where the fuck were you when all those kids [your age] were going out getting drunk and fucking each other? .. thats like the best part of school man.

You go to college? If you're still a virgin and at college, there seriously is no hope for you.

If you got $20 I'm sure you could ass fuck / face fuck / generally abuse some black crack whore. Just cruise to your local ghetto. Make sure you wear a hat though; I hear herpes and siphillis are nasssty. :afro:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
    #6972878 - 05/27/07 08:40 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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HB said:
honestly, if you've never put your dick in a pussy, then you have no idea. the random and excitingly lubricated folds of the pussy open up like a goddamn flower when you enter, and the feeling is untouchable.

warmth and tightness are also constituents of a well-maintained vagina, as well as of the butt, but honestly the overall package of a vagina is much more suitable and much more enjoyable for both parties, IMO. i've been "back there" and it really isn't the most amazing thing ever, it just can get you off quicker. but quicker doesn't always mean better.




Quoted for truth. :yesnod: :thumbup:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: Cepheus]
    #6972880 - 05/27/07 08:40 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

And I think you Americans are fags.

What the fuck is the obsession with bending girls over and sticking your dick up their ass? I can understand it being a one off type thing, but the obsession I've seen in porn trends, such as MMF threesomes, bukkake and anal itself just makes me wonder.

Surely thats blatant repressed homosexual activity.

(However, not being one to knock it before I try it, I found giving anal sex to be less pleasurable than regular sex. You just can't fuck an ass like you can a snatch.)


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: Cepheus]
    #6972888 - 05/27/07 08:45 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

I don't see why you would consider exploring a hole on a womans body to be caused by repressed homosexuality. Now if you're slapping a playgirl down on her back while fucking her in the ass then you've probably got a case of the gay. :lol:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: Cepheus]
    #6972894 - 05/27/07 08:53 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

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It must suck to be 18+ and still a virgin. Where the fuck were you when all those kids [your age] were going out getting drunk and fucking each other? .. thats like the best part of school man.

You go to college? If you're still a virgin and at college, there seriously is no hope for you.

If you got $20 I'm sure you could ass fuck / face fuck / generally abuse some black crack whore. Just cruise to your local ghetto. Make sure you wear a hat though; I hear herpes and siphillis are nasssty. :afro:




I think it's hilarious that some people think virginity is like a piece of snot on your finger, to be flicked off at the earliest opportunity.


You'd rather fuck a ghetto crackwhore than be a virgin? Holy shit you're insecure.


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