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 jewunit
The HebrewHammer
Registered: 01/11/07
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 Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
#6971398 - 05/26/07 10:25 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah really, thank god you saved that.
I'm tempted to put it in my sig.
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[quote]Madtowntripper said:
It's common knowledge that Jewunit is an umemployed drain on society, supposedly attending some university that nobodies ever heard of.
He may in fact, be a literal bum, only able to make himself known to us here by occasionally stopping into dark internet cafes to make a few quick, frantic posts before the owners force him to leave because of the stench of rotting vegetables and desperation wafting forth from his pores. [/quote]
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 JunkFood
Registered: 10/02/06
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Quote:
WhiskeyClone said:
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JunkFood said:
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WhiskeyClone said:
Then why do you like huge bushes so much?
If I like pussies to be obscured, why would I want to stick my dick in one? 
Try it and you'll know. 
Seriously: I'm sure I'd love sticking my dick in a nice, fluffy pussy.
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HB
autogynephilic
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 Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
#6971406 - 05/26/07 10:27 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
JunkFood said:
You quoted that before I could delete it--it sounded gay (which I'm not) 
okay it's one thing if a guy doesn't like eating pussy, even though that is one of my favourite pastimes, when the opportunity arises.
but it's a whole 'nother ball-park to say you wouldn't want to stick your dick in a pussy and then claim you're straight! no way. dick in pussy = heaven. no debate. no dick in pussy = t3h g3h.
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
#6971408 - 05/26/07 10:28 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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To each his own.
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"My children," said an old man to his boys scared by a figure in the dark entry, "my children, you will never see any thing worse than yourselves." As in dreams, so in the scarcely less fluid events of the world, every man sees himself as colossal, without knowing that it is himself. The good, compared to the evil which he sees, is as his own good to his own evil.
~ R.W. Emerson, "Spiritual Laws"
-oOo-
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JunkFood
Registered: 10/02/06
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
#6971418 - 05/26/07 10:30 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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HB said:
but it's a whole 'nother ball-park to say you wouldn't want to stick your dick in a pussy and then claim you're straight! no way. dick in pussy = heaven. no debate. no dick in pussy = t3h g3h.
 I guess I have to try it. All I'm saying is that I just can't imagine what's so good about it--a girl's ass, on the other hand... 
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
#6971424 - 05/26/07 10:31 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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Go find a pussy right now and stick your dick in it
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"My children," said an old man to his boys scared by a figure in the dark entry, "my children, you will never see any thing worse than yourselves." As in dreams, so in the scarcely less fluid events of the world, every man sees himself as colossal, without knowing that it is himself. The good, compared to the evil which he sees, is as his own good to his own evil.
~ R.W. Emerson, "Spiritual Laws"
-oOo-
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JunkFood
Registered: 10/02/06
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It has to be a hairy one though; that's my standard 
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HB
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Quote:
WhiskeyClone said:
Go find a pussy right now and stick your dick in it
goddamn this man tells truths like many people tell lies. listen to him and listen GOOD!
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
#6971438 - 05/26/07 10:32 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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JunkFood said:
It has to be a hairy one though; that's my standard
Just ask right off the bat.
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"My children," said an old man to his boys scared by a figure in the dark entry, "my children, you will never see any thing worse than yourselves." As in dreams, so in the scarcely less fluid events of the world, every man sees himself as colossal, without knowing that it is himself. The good, compared to the evil which he sees, is as his own good to his own evil.
~ R.W. Emerson, "Spiritual Laws"
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 Boom
analyst/therapist
Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 10,628
Loc: US and A
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
#6971451 - 05/26/07 10:35 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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you have "issues"
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: Boom]
#6971459 - 05/26/07 10:37 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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Well put.
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"My children," said an old man to his boys scared by a figure in the dark entry, "my children, you will never see any thing worse than yourselves." As in dreams, so in the scarcely less fluid events of the world, every man sees himself as colossal, without knowing that it is himself. The good, compared to the evil which he sees, is as his own good to his own evil.
~ R.W. Emerson, "Spiritual Laws"
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JunkFood
Registered: 10/02/06
Posts: 7,079
Loc: NYC
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
#6971461 - 05/26/07 10:37 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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So, back to the original topic: I just think anal sex would be the only kinda penetration that would give me satisfaction (because Quote:
xk3m_indica said:
it's tighter
it's warmer
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
#6971473 - 05/26/07 10:39 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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Apropos:
Tool - 4 degrees
Get up and free yourself from yourself.
Locked up inside you,
like the calm beneath castles,
is a cavern of treasures that
noone has been to.
Let's go digging.
Bring it out to take you back in.
You won't do what you'd like to do.
Lay back and let me show you another way.
I'll kill what you want me to,
take what's left and eat it.
Take all or nothing.
Life's just too short to push it away.
Take it all.
Take it all in.
All the way in.
Let it go.
Let it go in.
You won't feel what you'd like to feel.
Lay back and let me show you another way.
If you knock me down I'll come back running,
knock you down,
it won't be long now
All the way in.
All the way.
Take it up higher.
4 degrees warmer.
Give in now
and let me in.
You'll like this in
Don't pull it out.
It brings us closer than
dying and cancer and crying.
Come on .
You can take it all.
Just like that.
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"My children," said an old man to his boys scared by a figure in the dark entry, "my children, you will never see any thing worse than yourselves." As in dreams, so in the scarcely less fluid events of the world, every man sees himself as colossal, without knowing that it is himself. The good, compared to the evil which he sees, is as his own good to his own evil.
~ R.W. Emerson, "Spiritual Laws"
-oOo-
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HB
autogynephilic
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
#6971477 - 05/26/07 10:40 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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honestly, if you've never put your dick in a pussy, then you have no idea. the random and excitingly lubricated folds of the pussy open up like a goddamn flower when you enter, and the feeling is untouchable.
warmth and tightness are also constituents of a well-maintained vagina, as well as of the butt, but honestly the overall package of a vagina is much more suitable and much more enjoyable for both parties, IMO. i've been "back there" and it really isn't the most amazing thing ever, it just can get you off quicker. but quicker doesn't always mean better.
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tiny_rabid_birds
Nocturnal
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
#6971527 - 05/26/07 10:55 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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i have to agree with most of these guys. the pussy is wonderful. it's warm, it's soft, it's inviting.. hell, it provides it's own lubrication. it's a very nice place to be.
the ass on the other hand.. while very fine to look at, is an exit point only in my eyes. that's just me though.
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Snypa187
Bitch, I live ina fuckin' trashcan!!!
Registered: 04/22/07
Posts: 1,059
Loc: In the Vag.
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I only like fucking my wife in the ass when I'm drunk or really high.
Although, I recently found out why she doesn't like it when I'm fucked up. She said I turn into an animal thats going after a piece of meat.
I thought it was funny.
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Psilocybeingzz
Extremist Taco & LSD Zealotry
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
#6971591 - 05/26/07 11:12 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
I'm a virgin and...
Shocking news... 
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jewunit
The HebrewHammer
Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 14,867
Loc: Columbus, OH/Syracuse, NY
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Don't make fun of virgins 
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[quote]Madtowntripper said:
It's common knowledge that Jewunit is an umemployed drain on society, supposedly attending some university that nobodies ever heard of.
He may in fact, be a literal bum, only able to make himself known to us here by occasionally stopping into dark internet cafes to make a few quick, frantic posts before the owners force him to leave because of the stench of rotting vegetables and desperation wafting forth from his pores. [/quote]
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Psilocybeingzz
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Posts: 13,470
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
#6971606 - 05/26/07 11:15 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
JunkFood said:
Quote:
WhiskeyClone said:
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JunkFood said:
Quote:
WhiskeyClone said:
Then why do you like huge bushes so much?
If I like pussies to be obscured, why would I want to stick my dick in one?
Try it and you'll know.
Seriously: I'm sure I'd love sticking my dick in a nice, fluffy pussy.
The hair is fluffy... sometimes.
You have much to learn you do 
The pussy itself is soft sweet and warm.
The stuff dreams are made out of! 
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Psilocybeingzz
Extremist Taco & LSD Zealotry
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Posts: 13,470
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: jewunit]
#6971609 - 05/26/07 11:16 PM (1 year, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
jewunit said:
Don't make fun of virgins
I'll take that into consideration. 
But chances are high that I'll still do it again.
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