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 dvwicked
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 You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. 
#6744765 - 04/03/07 11:17 PM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well this is about the first time I tried the magic mushrooms. It was four years ago during my freshmen year in high school, and during my severely "suicidal, clinically depressed and homicidally insane with bi-polar and dissociative personality disorder days" all the bullshit we teens go through, that snap.
Anyways, I hung with a buddy daily in his Jr year and we had a lot of classes together, one friday he tells me that he is going back to his hometown for the weekend for some good weed and maybe some shrooms, i tell him i want a quarter on monday.
Monday: I see him in commons that morning, he says I got you a treat, but it's not weed.
me: "DUDDDDDDEEE, you know i dont do any other drugs, im no fucking coke head."
him: "it's ok man, your going to love this. These are the best boomers ive ever had in my life"
me: "ok man, but not next time. I love my weed (still true)"
I wrap them up in some paper toweling from the bathroom dispenser, and go to class with them in my backpack.
Lunch Hour: I meet up with this girl that had wanted to fuck me for a while at the time, and i figured i would share 1/4 of my shrooms with her. We buy three slices of school pizza from the oli cart and walk across school grounds past the railroad tracks and smoke a bowl from her stash, then i whip out the booms to see a super happy look on this girls face like i am a god for having the good drug.
We eat. EW. I tried shrooms again recently and the ones I had before were fucking nasty..this time they were Argentina, and it was a very nice and comforting trip..but i don't think my pupils were that big even when I did XTC.
Well i go to class, it's a monday-this means the classes are twice as long, but we have half as many. It is my standard monday after lunch class, World History 1.
I was stoned off my ass too, mind you. Let's not forget how paranoid weed can make us fragile minded human beings.
10 minutes in : what the hell, im stoned.. i dont feel anything.
20 minutes : i still dont feel anything, but im still stoned.
30 minutes : my feet start to tickle
40 minutes : my body tickles
42 minutes : my mind tickles
43 minutes : i am tripping for the first time.
50 minutes : i did not know bears were yellow and hot pink..there were school posters with bears holding hands over the library shelves (doing class project in the library) and they were starting to like, run..move. i cant explain it. but I heard some weird giggling from them im not sure if it was an auditorial hallucination or just a person in the library.
The bad trip:
I hear my name on the intercom. I am told to report to the office immediatly.
<-- freaks. I think someone has snitched me out, and I had already been busted with weed at school that month. I grab my friend and tell him to come with me to the bathroom, i throw about 20$ worth of weed in his hands and tell him its his and walk out.
I enter the office, tripping balls. Expecting the school cop to be standing there, only with a puzzled look on my face as to why my MOTHER is looking at me 10 feet ahead.
Tom, are you ready to go to the dentist?
I forgot my dentist appointment. People that cant handle bad dreams please stop reading here.
The car ride: We weren't a single block from school before a SEMI pulled up along side of my mothers little car. I was terrified of this thing, to me that semi serves nothing but evil with every fiber of it's being to this day.
Engines roaring, colors soring, mothers yapping, clowns clapping, holy fucking shit am I going to die???@@#!
1 and a half hours into the trip: Nearly in tears, this is torture my friends, I will never enter a vehicle again under the influence of those oh so magically powerful mushrooms - it was hell and a half, words cant explain it, i was mortified. Say goodbye to your ego? Well when your about to shit your pant's your usually not thinking about how cool you are..hmm anyone?
I just cant bring myself to explain the rest of the car ride, especially with what comes next.
The dentist: Ok. Bad. Wrong. Evil. Morbid. Sick. Twisted. Demonic. Deviant. Devilish. Horrible. Not for me especially.
Well, ok I walk in and immediatly attend to the water bubbler for 2 minutes CHUGGING, then the bathroom, a three-minute piss and I look at myself in the mirror. Holy shit, I look like a gay-rape victim who over-dosed on ecstacy.
I walk out of the bathroom. At this point I am completely fucked up and not to mention the vodka shots I had before school (I had insomnia like you wouldn't believe, so getting drunk at 5am was acceptable).
Now, I walk into the doctors office, and at 15-16 my mother still had me at a Pediatric dentist for easier insurance processing, and the walls are COVERED IN FISH AND SHIT. Oh my god it's like the dentist is the Shroom nightmare, that starts out a good dream.
It was great at first, all the pretty colors, the amazing feeling, the funny looking people..Then the doors open.
The dentist. I now firmly believe that the surgical clothing they wear was imported from hell. He looked like an evil and anurexic snow man with an alien head with the wierd hat..more to that in a sec.
I'm in the chair, and I notice the lighting in the room they have for decoration immediatly, it's a green-purple-blue tube lighting thing that fades from bright to dim over and over again, talk about fucking trippy.
The hell begins: :"Tom, please open your mouth wide."
The aliens have begun working on my brain through my throat.
"Tom, are you ok? You look really scared, were just cleaning your teeth?"
The alien is talking to me in bad english, I think it's going to eat me.
"....im fine"
"Ok, let's get started."
The tooth cleaning tool he was using turns on. Welcome to the nightmare.
The aliens have begun skimming off layers of my face with lazers.
I could see the reflection of what was going on in my throat through the glasses, a true horror. This was the worst part.
"Ok tom, what is wrong - am I hurting you or hitting something sensitive??"
"im finnee..keep going" (not wanting to let my mother become aware that I am on several drugs and slightly hung over @ 15)
I immediately regret telling him to keep going, it was like I just asked a huge black guy named bubba to have as much fun and play with my asshole as he wants.
I start to cry. The dentist stops and stares, I claim my girlfriend broke up with me 1st hour and im sad. He says sorry and continues. Asshole.
He gets out two tools, one i believe was a little mirror thing and one was a scraper. I've had about as much as I could take 5 minutes in.
At that point I was about to get ready and beg for death, I swear the paranoia and horror feeling gave me the anxiety disorder I developed a few days later..
Well he says that he forgot that I have a cavity and a tooth has to go. He injects me with a tiny ass little needle and it makes my face numb. He goes to pull.
I rip out of the chair screaming and say 'YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE' and run out of the room.
My mom sees me covered in fluids and wearing the little neck thing totally tripping balls (I am quite positive she knew i was tripping at that moment, she knows now because i told her about this...she found it hilarious that i once again "learned the hard way")
"Leave time, NOW!" and walk out the door.
Car ride back was 100x as bad as the first, i don't even want to talk about it - I had my eyes closed the entire time just waiting to get home.
I get inside, i immediatly walk to the fridge and grab a 6er of mikes hard lemonade and walk to my room.
My room is very scary.
I crawl into bed with my bottles and start drinking (as soon as I noticed the bottles had caps, very unconvenient i thought..)
I drink them all one after another, i get a buzz fairly quickly (i think) and the paranoia hits.
I started to freak, shreak and twist. I was lieing in bed being tormented by the cieling. You know the little dots on your cielings, or bumps or whatever? I thought they were little bombs falling from the sky and I kept covering my head under the covers yelling and stuff, if my mother hadnt gone back to work she would of found me crying and screaming from help because the cieling was attacking..I was like this for a good hour before I cried myself to sleep.
I woke up and vowed to never do shrooms again. I am glad I broke that vow, and avoided the dentist at all costs during my last trip.
Lesson: don't forget your appointments, at any cost.
Anyone find this entertaining? Because I sure as fuck didn't but it's a good party story. hard to tell online.
-darkly vigilant wicked
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dvwicked
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 Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: dvwicked]
#6744797 - 04/03/07 11:24 PM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sorry can this be moved to the trip reports section, I didnt see it.
Stoner mistake, my bad.
Lol Oh yeah..the gay part was I gave the last of my weed away at school that day and dropped 100$ on something that I would of paid 100$ to have not happen to me.
The next day was about as depressing as that one, I tried to kill myself by hanging myself in my closet...it was like the scene from Life as a House, the closet hanger breaks and the family walks in...
I got to know the Psych unit well, I was just there again a few weeks ago for trying to kill myself, my moms boyfriend, and a couple cops.
But I had a .2 then, and when your mentally uncontrollable with like a dozen disorders/disfuctions you simply should NOT be fucked with?
Idk, i want to hear responses to this.
Was it as bad as I put it, or am I just a pussy?
I think it was as bad and a thousand times worse, IMHO.
-darkly vigilant wicked
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 MOTH
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: dvwicked]
#6744801 - 04/03/07 11:25 PM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yet another frightening experience that could have been avoided if a little information had been attained before the trip.
Although it reads like total fiction to me...because I have a hard time believing who would take mushrooms at school, ride in the car to the dentist and have a dentist in your face while tripping balls. I mean...no offense but that just seems totally ridiculous. You'd have to have nerves of steel to have your face worked on by a dentist while tripping like crazy. Seriously...I just can't express how weirded out I am by your story.
If this IS true, then fuck...
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MOTH
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: dvwicked]
#6744825 - 04/03/07 11:35 PM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
dvwicked said:
Sorry can this be moved to the trip reports section, I didnt see it.
Stoner mistake, my bad.
Lol Oh yeah..the gay part was I gave the last of my weed away at school that day and dropped 100$ on something that I would of paid 100$ to have not happen to me.
The next day was about as depressing as that one, I tried to kill myself by hanging myself in my closet...it was like the scene from Life as a House, the closet hanger breaks and the family walks in...
I got to know the Psych unit well, I was just there again a few weeks ago for trying to kill myself, my moms boyfriend, and a couple cops.
But I had a .2 then, and when your mentally uncontrollable with like a dozen disorders/disfuctions you simply should NOT be fucked with?
Idk, i want to hear responses to this.
Was it as bad as I put it, or am I just a pussy?
I think it was as bad and a thousand times worse, IMHO.
You're either blowing smoke up our asses, or you are giving all psychedelic users a bad name by the travesty your actions. I'm personally done with this thread.
Next.
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dvwicked
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: MOTH]
#6744830 - 04/03/07 11:36 PM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have absolutely no reason to lie, I am totally new member here and i've only done shrooms twice.
believe what you want and i will totally fucking admit that the ability to tolerate what i did that day has effected me forever, and I will probably have psychological damage from it for the rest of my life.
Dude, my face was going CRAZY. The dentist didn't work on me for any more then 7-8 minutes before i literally got up and RAN out of the dentist screaming they would not take me alive. I dont see how that's remaining calm, seeing as I had to get a new dentist after that..ran into him at the local wallmart supercenter one day, i got a weird ass look...LOL
I admit the dentist part is hard to believe but at this point i was so disconnected from my emotions that I could handle anything, I think like less then two months before that I had a bunch of hmongs rob me a city over and hold guns to my head, and i was calm then as well.
I dont know man, but this shit DID happen. And I did plan on going home if the trip got to intense, i skipped and walked out of school a lot then -- I was actually going to leave after that class was over, but hell my name was called.
And dude my mom should of reminded me that morning, wtf? She always did before that and after that. Special torture.
believe what you want, either way im not the same
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I am generally treated like a mushroom.. Everyone is always trying to keep me in the dark and all they feed me is bullshit..
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dvwicked
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: dvwicked]
#6744835 - 04/03/07 11:38 PM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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is the way i party really that bad? I have seen people much worse then me when i party with my bros on the south side, but a lot of people call me twitch?
yeah i have made a lot of bad decisions, usually when i am wasted one way or another. I'll admit to that, but hey what can i do but move on.
-wicked
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www.DarklyVigilant.com
I am generally treated like a mushroom.. Everyone is always trying to keep me in the dark and all they feed me is bullshit..
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MOTH
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: dvwicked]
#6744857 - 04/03/07 11:45 PM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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Come to think of it, I have no right to judge you.
Whatever, but I wouldn't trip anymore if you are so unstable you are trying to hurt others like that. There is partying and then there's being a homicidal maniac.
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dvwicked
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: MOTH]
#6744898 - 04/04/07 12:01 AM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've never tried to hurt anyone on shrooms, that's just Vodka, the particular spirit even, not even all alcohol makes me violent.
but yeah i do have a bit of a ..serial killer obsession, im working on that. Dexter is the SHIT.
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I am generally treated like a mushroom.. Everyone is always trying to keep me in the dark and all they feed me is bullshit..
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: dvwicked]
#6744961 - 04/04/07 12:24 AM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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you highschoolers are so reckless these days. college is gonna be a shitload of fun for ya.
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: ItsaMeMario]
#6745157 - 04/04/07 03:24 AM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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man you should eat a bag of shrooms and go walking through the ghettos and try and get robbed, then go to a death metal concert and get your face pounded into the fucking ground by gore-obsessed long-haired social fuck ups, then see what that does to your personality. Or eat a heap of acid and go to a Satanic ritual.
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: indica]
#6745277 - 04/04/07 05:39 AM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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cool story, I enjoyed it. It Sucks that you had to go through that though.
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: TuneInTurnOn]
#6745384 - 04/04/07 06:51 AM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nice story-- you're very creative!
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: coAsTal]
#6745401 - 04/04/07 07:05 AM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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Holly shit, that was funny!
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: HUBSonDUBS]
#6745482 - 04/04/07 07:51 AM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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I thought it was a great story.
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: Brewmaster]
#6745502 - 04/04/07 08:02 AM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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idk why everyone is being such a prick.
if its true then its a hell of a story. if its not its still a hell of a story.
i'm curious what kind of day the chick you split the shrooms with had.
i honestly think i'd rather go to the dentist with my mom than be at school all day on shrooms.
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: eastuvdariver]
#6745619 - 04/04/07 08:42 AM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol, oh kids..
-ßen
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: dvwicked]
#6745650 - 04/04/07 08:57 AM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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1. Taking drugs when u have disorders.
2. Taking drugs and go to school.
3. Not planing anything , forgetting u have dentist appointment.
4. Mixing drugs.
Dude what the fuck do you make of your self....
I am glad you learned the hard way. At least you learned.
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: Infested]
#6745668 - 04/04/07 09:03 AM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Infested said:
1. Taking drugs when u have disorders.
2. Taking drugs and go to school.
3. Not planing anything , forgetting u have dentist appointment.
4. Mixing drugs.
Dude what the fuck do you make of your self....
I am glad you learned the hard way. At least you learned.
He did alot of stupid shit, however he was also a minor. From his story, it sounds like he is a product of bad parenting.
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: dedjam]
#6745743 - 04/04/07 09:27 AM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well, I for one have no trouble believing this. It sounded totally true to me, but then again, I've had some odd times too due to bad decisions, or oddball occurrences. Besides back when I was in high school the Dead were still touring and it was really easy for us to score sheets, and there was a LOT of acid being eaten and sold in our High school.
Two of my oddball stories are like this - A friend and I got a hundred pack of white doves, which even then, were surrounded in hype (but yeah, they were damn good, so I guess it was earned). Anyway, we decided to sample them and see how they were. An hour or so after eating them, I hear a honk honk outside - "Shit I forgot I have a driving lesson today!!!" So I go outside and get in the instructors car. He's this old guy Sid that taught everyone in my school how to drive, but was generally regarded as a weirdo of sorts...He starts talking to me about the girls at the school, and that alone was weird. Then he has me drive to this bank parking lot, and (now that I'm thinking about this, it must've been coincidence) there are two ducks - being intimate. It seemed like he had it planned, and was like "Look there's two ducks f&*@ing." Really weirded me out, but wasn't something I thought about too much. I did think I drove better than ever before that day, but you all know how that goes...
Than another time, I ordered mushrooms from A.N. (not going to post their full name) in Holland. I just ordered a quarter ounce, and by the time they actually got to me, it was a month or two after I expected them. I had written them off in my mind already. Anyway, the package was powdered mushrooms, so I couldn't really tell too much about them, and for some reason thought they might be fake...Dumb. I ate and eighth, and capsuled an eighth. Then I drove out to the nature preserve. On the way the first eighth hit me and felt amazingly good, so fool that I am (was), I ate the capsuled eighth. That really got me spun out. The trip that ensued was indescribable, but a very good learning experience. A lot of amazing things happened. It was all safe though, and I took what I'd learned as a growing and life lesson.
Though for the OP, I hope you stay away from vodka!
So yeah, having had slightly similar experiences when I was a youth, this is believable. In fact in many ways, psychedelics were like a coming of age for me. My own initiation into the mysteries, and into adulthood. I believe I was able to totally re-evaluate my life, my actions, and my personality through introspective psychedelic use, though at that stage, I do readily admit that the usage was not always responsible. but that is the folly of youth.
I have a hard time believing that MANY people here have taken a psychedelic before a forgotten appointment and then ended up tripping way hard in a place they'd have rather not.
Think about the pitcher (Damn I'm forgetting his name!!!) that took a nice dose of acid with his girlfriend one afternoon, only to see on the TV that he was scheduled to pitch that afternoon in the WORLD SERIES!!!! And then the man goes and throws a no-hitter. Go figure...
but yeah it happens...
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Re: You think you have had a bad trip? Not for the weak stomached. [Re: dwpineal]
#6745884 - 04/04/07 10:09 AM (5 years, 1 month ago) |
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I just got back from the Dentist... coincidence? I think not!
Seriously, though, it's a good thing he didn't give you nitrous; you would have been hiiiiiggghhhhhh... glad you learned your lesson.
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