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I snorted my dad.
    #6743283 - 04/03/07 06:02 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: theuser]
    #6743300 - 04/03/07 06:10 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

theuser said:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,263721,00.html





Are you a farker? I saw this article aelrier it reminded me of Wayne's World 2 where the roadie is like..."Sleeping upside down is what prevents Keith Richards from being killed by conventional weapons."

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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: trepanib]
    #6743305 - 04/03/07 06:11 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Hhahahahaha hahahahahah iv never heard that but thats so fucking funny hahahaha


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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: theuser]
    #6743679 - 04/03/07 07:36 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I read about that earlier today. What a fucking weirdo.

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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: theuser]
    #6743764 - 04/03/07 07:58 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

The Yanomamo do that, but substitute cocaine with yopo.


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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #6743774 - 04/03/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Wait NM, they drink the ashes while snorting yopo.


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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #6743775 - 04/03/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

:flowstone:


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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #6743811 - 04/03/07 08:09 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I thought only the shamanic leader snorted Yoppo, or is it all the men after a fight?

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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: peepeepottypants]
    #6743846 - 04/03/07 08:15 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I'm no expert, but in the Chagnon video I saw all the men were doing it.


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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #6743863 - 04/03/07 08:19 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I read this book about the spiritual westernization of them, and they said some really sick and terrible stuff about Chagnon.

If Chagnon's first name is Napoleon, I believe the author went as far as to accuse him of molesting younger boys in the tribe.

The book was "spirit of the rainforest"

The authors name slips me right now

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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: peepeepottypants]
    #6743881 - 04/03/07 08:22 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Well his role has been heavily criticized, but I've never heard about him molesting boys.


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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #6743894 - 04/03/07 08:24 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

anyone snorted there dad or deceased relative (pets included) before?


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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #6743927 - 04/03/07 08:31 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Spirit of the Rainforest
by Mark Andrew Ritchie.

Its an interesting angle,
Though, in the end I find it mostly promotes Jesus and seems diluted by bias and the authors beliefs. However it is a very digestible read.

The way he presents it, the claims about Chagnon were generally word of mouth amongst the people.

Humorously enough, they refer to him as AH throughout the book, or in other words...ass handler

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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: theuser]
    #6745213 - 04/04/07 05:35 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."...Who would of thought he'd survive this long...


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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: theuser]
    #6745214 - 04/04/07 05:40 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Haha! Yeah my dad told me about this last night.

All I could think was "Keith..." :nonono:


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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: theuser]
    #6745224 - 04/04/07 05:58 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

it was said in jest....or are all of you THAT gullible?


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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: theuser]
    #6745293 - 04/04/07 06:57 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I just saw on CNN that his manager said he didn't do it afterall.

And they have a poll.

Do you think Keith Richards snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine?
Yes or No?
:rofl: !!!


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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #6751216 - 04/05/07 03:53 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I believe he could, he's done just about everything else, but I did a report of his comments subsequent to the press bruhaha on the radio the other day saying the reporter misunderstood him & that he was just trying to emphasise how close he was to his dad. It's possible I suppose and I would've thought that if it was true he wouldn't be the sort of guy to deny it just because it got in the press.

By the way in the wake of this story the radio did a few mentions of 'bizarre things folk've done with ashes' and one of the undertakers interviewed mentioned one person who put in their will that they wanted their ashes rolled up in a joint & smoked, which they were. A case of Ashes to Hashes.

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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: BlueDruid]
    #6751270 - 04/05/07 04:07 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

wow... wow... the last line in that article really gave me a sigh of relief

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Re: I snorted my dad. [Re: Aninator]
    #6751482 - 04/05/07 05:01 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/drugs/Story/0,,2049698,00.html

Keith Richards tells of snorting his dad's ashes with cocaine


Lee Glendinning
Wednesday April 4, 2007
The Guardian

Keith Richards admits ingesting all manner of substances in his time. But none quite as bizarre as he reveals in his latest confession: he snorted his father's ashes.

In a wide-ranging interview published today, the 63-year-old veteran of tequila breakfasts and drug marathons described how he once sampled his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," he told NME magazine.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a shit. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Bert Richards died five years ago at the age of 84. He had been a factory labourer and wounded in the second world war.

But if this episode of his Rolling Stone son's life was relatively innocuous, it was a different story when the guitarist found himself in what he said was his most life-threatening drug experience.

"Someone put strychnine in my dope. It was in Switzerland. I was totally comatose, but I was totally awake."

"I could listen to everyone, and they were like, 'He's dead, he's dead!', waving their fingers and pushing me about. I was thinking, 'I'm not dead!'," he recalled.

He said his longevity in the face of multiple drug abuse over decades was just luck, and advised others not to follow his lead. "I've no pretensions about immortality ... I was number one on the Who's 'Likely To Die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list."

"Some doctor told me I had six months to live, and I went to their funeral."

The next drugs casualty would be Pete Doherty, he predicted; the Babyshambles singer ought to leave his girlfriend, Kate Moss, if he wanted to live longer. "My advice is that he should shut the fuck up and leave her," he said. "Kate wants to play with bad boys, and she's done one, and then another one, and then another one. Badabing, badabang, badaboom."

"She'll live, the boys will die."

Richards himself had yet another brush with death last year when he had a fall on holiday in Fiji. It had been overplayed, he said; he was not climbing a coconut tree but sitting on a "shrub". But he did not play down the subsequent treatment. "I've been trepanned. That's quite an interesting experience, especially for my brain surgeon, who saw my thoughts flying around in my brain. I've got pictures of it, mate. They cut my head, brain, skull open, went in and pulled out the crap, and put some of it back again."

"But that's the way it is."

"I mean, shit, Keith Richards has got to do everything once."


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