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 vigilant_mind
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 Would you suck your own penis if you could?
#6726777 - 03/29/07 11:34 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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This may seem somewhat comical to some of you, but this is a serious question: would you suck your own penis if you had the ability to do so?
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duster
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: vigilant_mind]
#6726784 - 03/29/07 11:39 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I have extremely flexability and I can actually suck half of my own penis, nothing great about it guys it's kinda like tickling yourself it just don't work. definatly couldn't get off to doing it either just.. doesn't work lol
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 skeeter
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: vigilant_mind]
#6726789 - 03/29/07 11:42 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Its a tough call.
You could get head anytime, all the time.
But then again, its still a dick. 
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you talking about the child porn? I can explain that... it's my nephew.
stickyicky13 said:
I'm not gay, I'm brittish! you let one guy put his wiener in your bottom and instantly everyone thinks you are a poofta
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: skeeter]
#6726837 - 03/30/07 12:07 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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foaf says he can and will.
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DieCommie
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: vigilant_mind]
#6726917 - 03/30/07 12:56 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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No way in hell. I would rather die without ever having an orgasm again than suck my own penis.
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: vigilant_mind]
#6727074 - 03/30/07 03:39 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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WOuldnt that make u a fag for sucking a dick?
What if u spread penut butter on ur penis and let ur dog lick it off. It doesnt cause cause its UR dog.
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MyRedrum
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: vigilant_mind]
#6727079 - 03/30/07 03:45 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: MyRedrum]
#6727209 - 03/30/07 06:52 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Tough call.
At first I thought, Hell yea!
But then thinking into it, my imagination will only carry me so far. In other words, it would be hard to maintain being turned on (erection) with 1. a dick in my mouth and 2. a guy sucking my dick.
Also what do you do, cap off in your mouth?
Im gonna have to go with no.
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: Schwip]
#6727557 - 03/30/07 10:08 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Schwip said:
Tough call.
At first I thought, Hell yea!
But then thinking into it, my imagination will only carry me so far. In other words, it would be hard to maintain being turned on (erection) with 1. a dick in my mouth and 2. a guy sucking my dick.
Also what do you do, cap off in your mouth?
Im gonna have to go with no.
^^^^ My thoughts exactly.
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~ R.W. Emerson, "Spiritual Laws"
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: vigilant_mind]
#6728900 - 03/30/07 04:50 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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The real question is would u swallow?
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Silversoul
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: SubGen1us]
#6729537 - 03/30/07 08:23 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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SubGen1us said:
WOuldnt that make u a fag for sucking a dick?
Does touching your own penis make you a fag? If masturbation isn't gay, I don't see why auto-fellatio would be.
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DieCommie
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: Silversoul]
#6731443 - 03/31/07 11:12 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Silversoul said:
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SubGen1us said:
WOuldnt that make u a fag for sucking a dick?
Does touching your own penis make you a fag? If masturbation isn't gay, I don't see why auto-fellatio would be.
Because you would be turned on by having dick in your mouth as well as mouth on your dick. Half of that statement is gay. If you use your hand you are not turned on by having a dick in your hand... you are turned on by having your dick rubbed.
I dont know if that makes any sense...
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Silversoul
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: DieCommie]
#6731496 - 03/31/07 11:27 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Because you would be turned on by having dick in your mouth as well as mouth on your dick.
Where do you get that idea? I assume that most straight guys would be turned on only by the sensation in their dick, rather than in their mouth.
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Boom
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: vigilant_mind]
#6731540 - 03/31/07 11:40 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I'd bust on my own face
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DieCommie
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: Silversoul]
#6731604 - 03/31/07 12:05 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Silversoul said:
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Because you would be turned on by having dick in your mouth as well as mouth on your dick.
Where do you get that idea? I assume that most straight guys would be turned on only by the sensation in their dick, rather than in their mouth.
 I cant believe Im even having this conversation...
I assume most straight guys would be turned off by having dick in their mouth. More turned off than the sensation on their dick can compensate for.
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Behold yon miserable creature. That Point is a Being like ourselves, but confined to the non-dimensional Gulf. He is himself his own World, his own Universe; of any other than himself he can form no conception; he knows not Length, nor Breadth, nor Height, for he has had no experience of them; he has no cognizance even of the number Two; nor has he a thought of Plurality; for he is himself his One and All, being really Nothing. Yet mark his perfect self-contentment, and hence learn his lesson, that to be self-contented is to be vile and ignorant, and that to aspire is better than to be blindly and impotently happy.
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Silversoul
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: DieCommie]
#6731664 - 03/31/07 12:38 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I think I'd only be turned off if it was someone else's dick in my mouth, just as I would if it was someone else's dick in my hand. That fact that it's part of my own body would make a big difference.
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Boom
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: Silversoul]
#6731775 - 03/31/07 01:17 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Wait you mean...your dick in someone's mouth? Or...?
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stickyicky13
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: Boom]
#6731995 - 03/31/07 02:57 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I used to try it when I was younger and just managed to get the tip of my penis is my mouth....
the back pain wasn't worth it!
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skeeter
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: Boom]
#6733826 - 04/01/07 01:43 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Booooom said:
I'd bust on my own face
Then rub it in yo pussy, try to get yoself pregnant. 
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UncleLuke said:
you talking about the child porn? I can explain that... it's my nephew.
stickyicky13 said:
I'm not gay, I'm brittish! you let one guy put his wiener in your bottom and instantly everyone thinks you are a poofta
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Re: Would you suck your own penis if you could? [Re: vigilant_mind]
#6743097 - 04/03/07 05:09 PM (1 year, 7 months ago) |
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I've done it before, but I was really high and it's hard to look at magazine pictures or pictures on your computer while doing it (I like visual stimulation). On the plus side, it's cheaper than dating, it's NOT cheating (may be important if you have a wife or girlfriend) and the chances of catching a disease are pretty darn small.
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