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PsiloSaint
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Weird fucking story
#6568740 - 02/14/07 08:59 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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So yesterday at about 5:00 I stepped outside the cafeteria and lit up a cigarette. After shooting the shit with some of my friends, they took off and I headed to the library to study for a ChemII test. A man in his late 20s wearin' a beer logo hat, never seen him before around campus, and smoking another ciggy approached me and, with a lowered voice, asked if I wanted to make some "quick cash."
"Sure," I said. He tells me that he'll give me $200 and a half-pound of pot to make a phone call to some girl and keep my mouth shut about it, say my name was "Cornish," and tell her that the DEA and FBI kicked down my door in Salt Lake City and that they know we're in the town I'm in due to a credit card transfer and that "Jason" needs to get the fuck outta there. And hang up quick. He made the call from a payphone, I played the part, and he said wait here 10 minutes while he brings some pot and the cash. Well, he never showed. Anyway, in order to save my ass from getting into any future hot water I filed a police report. Weird shit. Fucking asshole wasted a half-hour of my time..silly me..
-------------------- “Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced.” Terence McKenna
Edited by PsiloSaint (02/14/07 09:01 PM)
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CureCat
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Re: Weird fucking story [Re: PsiloSaint]
#6568788 - 02/14/07 09:12 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Uhhh, couldn't you get in trouble for going through with the skit? I mean, didn't the cops ask you why you played along?
Hehehe, way sketch. I wouldn't have believed the guy.
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PsiloSaint
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Re: Weird fucking story [Re: CureCat]
#6568828 - 02/14/07 09:20 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well, I'm broke, so I coulda used the cash, and some smoke sounded nice.. He sounded worried as fuck, and I thought he'd come through so I'd keep quiet..
-------------------- “Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced.” Terence McKenna
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King_of_Dank
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Re: Weird fucking story [Re: PsiloSaint]
#6568851 - 02/14/07 09:24 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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You should've asked to see the shit first. Good call on callin the cops though. You could've gotten into some serious shit for that.
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daytripper05
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Didn't you think that if he was fucking someone else over you would get fucked over too?
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PsiloSaint
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I didn't know what do think. The whole thing was weird, sketch as fuck. I was just blinded by the temptation of smoke.. It was a mistake, for sure.
-------------------- “Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced.” Terence McKenna
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elaspeinreason
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Re: Weird fucking story [Re: PsiloSaint]
#6568936 - 02/14/07 09:47 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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i'd like to know how you went about making that police report.. " uh officer..im worried about the ramifications of my actions, as i made a sketchy deal with a sketchy guy and long story short , he flaked..and thats bad news."
-------------------- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one Diploid said: What's with proclaiming freedom by abridging freedom? That makes no sense.
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PsiloSaint
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basically, with a lot of "yes, sirs," and with some bloated euphemistic and diplomatic language...the officer was pretty curious about it as apparently he's seen the guy around before. He was appreciative.
-------------------- “Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced.” Terence McKenna
Edited by PsiloSaint (02/14/07 09:49 PM)
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jewunit
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If you leave out the mention of pot, he didn't do anything illegal.
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daytripper05
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Re: Weird fucking story [Re: jewunit]
#6568965 - 02/14/07 09:56 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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I would never have told the cop anything... Bad move.
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elaspeinreason
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Re: Weird fucking story [Re: jewunit]
#6568989 - 02/14/07 10:05 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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although he didnt do anything illegal , i believe he was foolish in his actions as he brought undue attention towards himself. what might(and more than likly would) have been looked over as normal , will now be structinized to the utmost. inquisitive policemen do not follow gut instinct on legalities alone..if your acting sketch.. where there is smoke , there is fire.
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jewunit
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I don't know, I think telling the cops was probably the correct thing to do. He's not going to get in trouble for it, and it could have been more of a problem down the road if he didn't say anything.
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shroomhead0069
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Re: Weird fucking story [Re: PsiloSaint]
#6569001 - 02/14/07 10:10 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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shady shit
an that shit is ultra shady if i call it shady
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