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World Spirit
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 Registered: 07/27/01
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Come rate your drug dealer and let the world know the cons
#6420726 - 01/03/07 04:29 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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Most people purchase marijuana from people they consider an acquaintance (more specifically a dealer). Let's take a look at their strengths and weaknesses, particularly when it comes to speed of service, quality of product, discreteness, packaging, etc - just like a customer would rate UPS or Fedex. Here's ten quick questions for all dealers to read and hopefully improve upon.
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ExplosiveMango
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Registered: 07/12/05
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Re: Come rate your drug dealer and let the world know the cons [Re: World Spirit]
#6420762 - 01/03/07 05:37 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha, keep dreaming dude, it's a sellers market... dealers will do as they please and they know it...
The trick isn't being a complaining customer, then you're just annoying. The trick is being personal with them, hooking them up with the drugs they want too and helping them out with whatever stuff they've got going on.
With that said, yeah I'd like better dealers, smarter dealers, faster dealers... (but I know it's not going to happen unless I train them myself...)
-------------------- Know your self.
Know your substance.
Know your source.
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Schwip
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Registered: 06/27/05
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Re: Come rate your drug dealer and let the world know the cons [Re: World Spirit]
#6420773 - 01/03/07 05:58 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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Depends.
In dreamland, when I want coke or coke products, dealer is superbly pro at it. He wants the cash. Always working. On time 80% of time, and 24/7.
Same with smack usually.
For herb, usually a day wait (different people).
For other shit....well, out of the loop and not applicable right now :P
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euphoricpoison
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Re: Come rate your drug dealer and let the world know the cons [Re: Schwip]
#6420888 - 01/03/07 07:45 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, I have to dealers. One my best friend and old roommate in college, but he wasn't really a dealer, he gave me what ever I wanted for free. But everyone else that bought from him loved him. He was a great guy. Then had a guy who lived close to me and was always on time and had the tree but would screw you over big time.
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rod
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Re: Come rate your drug dealer and let the world know the cons [Re: World Spirit]
#6420902 - 01/03/07 07:52 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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You spent time on a good poll.
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RoosterCogburn
Fearless,one-eyed U.S.Marshall


Registered: 08/25/06
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Re: Come rate your drug dealer and let the world know the cons [Re: euphoricpoison]
#6420903 - 01/03/07 07:53 AM (5 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got my weed dealer a christmas card and 3 bottles of Chimay. Everytime I stop in for some bidness, I bring treats like candy, ice cream or some other munchies. He is great because I treat him well... It's a seller's market, but being a great customer goes a long way!
He's doing ME a favor by providing top notch bud... I simply return that favor by being a great customer!
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