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A joke for joo all!
    #6375972 - 12/16/06 02:59 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

An egg, a piece of toast, and a strip of bacon walk into a bar.

The bartender goes, "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey man, we don't serve breakfast here!"

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Re: A joke for joo all! [Re: blissedout]
    #6375980 - 12/16/06 03:07 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

Q: How many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One, they are just as good as white people, you racist son of a bitch.


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my friend did a shot of heroin while drunk and on benzos. they passed out and were non responsive, lips turned blue.

breathing was shallow and inconsistent - she may have stopped breathing completely . i stuck ice in her ass and pussy , and gave cpr. she finally opened her eyes and spoke after maybe 15-30 minutes of being completely out.


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Re: A joke for joo all! [Re: pB0t]
    #6376348 - 12/16/06 10:17 AM (1 year, 11 months ago)

What would you call an army of lesbians?



Militia Etheridge!

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