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Well, I get a fair amount of spam email at work. Mostly telling me the hot stocks to buy now before its too late and such.
But this one struck me as very odd......
Its for Viagra apparently. As before the following paragraph is a jpg of a viagra pill with 3.44$ under it and then the name of a web site.
The paragraph just seems so odd and out of place though:
Quote: There is on Paskonjak. There is a law against anything that resembles the military will get us all quickly dead. Now have you all your destruction? Perhaps that is only fair since you are their landscape: the sun crawled across the sky. When we had been walking these dreadful compositions yet another time. He plugged in the cubes And religion? Do you have a female equivalent of Iron John? throat not moving in the slightest. I mean like paralyzed. Petrified. Glassy- a pregnant porcuswine assailed our ears. I popped the recording out, No-please hear me out and dont think the worst. All healthy
Anyone else have odd or entertaining spam to share?
" If the sky were to suddenly open up there would be no law. There would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories... the choices you've made, and the people you've touched. If this world were to end there would only be you and him and no-one else. "
..............
"MAN! You know there aint no such thing as left over crack!"
I have about 20 emails in my junk folder like that.. all promoting viagra at the bottom too lol...
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etc etc..
I googled the first few lines and found it came from the book Tales from Shakespeare, by Charles and Mary Lamb haha
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Why some rice farmers -- some rice eaters ran him out of Korea. Yes, they ran him out of Korea. Rice eaters with nothing but gym shoes, and a rifle, and a bowl of rice took him and his tanks and his napalm, and all that other action he's supposed to have and ran him across the Yalu. Why? 'Cause the day that he can win on the ground has passed.
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I made the mistake of replying to one of those Nigerian Scam emails, literally telling them to fuck off...now I get a different version of the same scam at least twice a week.
I gotta admire their tenacity.
-------------------- "Life has never been weird enough for my liking"
If you hate your job...visit The Rich Jerk and tell your boss to go fuck himself.
" If the sky were to suddenly open up there would be no law. There would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories... the choices you've made, and the people you've touched. If this world were to end there would only be you and him and no-one else. "
..............
"MAN! You know there aint no such thing as left over crack!"
Last week I sent an email to almost 500 people in one haul. It was as easy as sending it to one, I didn't get a "you fucking watch it" mail from my ISP too.
It wasn't spam ofcourse, but a notice to the members of a website that imploded on me.
Unless there is a pressing reason for you sending, people should be forced to swallow a dried pea for every mail they send. That would stop 99.9% of all spam in one day. sad.. so few people spoil it for so many of us.
Quote: Schwip said: Well, I get a fair amount of spam email at work. Mostly telling me the hot stocks to buy now before its too late and such.
But this one struck me as very odd......
Its for Viagra apparently. As before the following paragraph is a jpg of a viagra pill with 3.44$ under it and then the name of a web site.
The paragraph just seems so odd and out of place though:
Quote: There is on Paskonjak. There is a law against anything that resembles the military will get us all quickly dead. Now have you all your destruction? Perhaps that is only fair since you are their landscape: the sun crawled across the sky. When we had been walking these dreadful compositions yet another time. He plugged in the cubes And religion? Do you have a female equivalent of Iron John? throat not moving in the slightest. I mean like paralyzed. Petrified. Glassy- a pregnant porcuswine assailed our ears. I popped the recording out, No-please hear me out and dont think the worst. All healthy
Anyone else have odd or entertaining spam to share?
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