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locked my keys in my car
    #6250594 - 11/05/06 03:58 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

urgh.. 10 mins after i get done getting spare keys copied.. i locked the motherfuckers in the car.. this fucking blows.

how is everyone today/ tonight?


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Re: locked my keys in my car [Re: Banez]
    #6250613 - 11/05/06 04:05 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

To lock my car you have to lock it from the outside. If you lock it and shut the door it automatically unlocks itself.

It's nice.


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Re: locked my keys in my car [Re: Banez]
    #6250623 - 11/05/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

You should get one of those small plastic boxes with a magnet on the bottom to put your key into and then place it somewhere on the bottom of the car where you can get to it if you lock yourself out.

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Re: locked my keys in my car [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #6250635 - 11/05/06 04:57 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT said:
To lock my car you have to lock it from the outside. If you lock it and shut the door it automatically unlocks itself.

It's nice.




my truck had a keypad, I could lock my keys in with confidence!

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Re: locked my keys in my car [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #6250709 - 11/05/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

they're starting to put fingerprint ID technology on some of the newer cars. Dont even have to enter in a key, just scan your finger, and boom instant access.


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Re: locked my keys in my car [Re: coda]
    #6250814 - 11/05/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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coda said:
they're starting to put fingerprint ID technology on some of the newer cars. Dont even have to enter in a key, just scan your finger, and boom instant access.





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http://www.automobile-security.com/Brainsafe-72.htm

Brainsafe-72

Brain fingerprinting for car security.

The product "Brainsafe-72" helps you secure & start your car with the help of technology called Brain fingerprinting.

"Brain Fingerprinting" is an ability to gather the contents of someone's brain for identification.

Brainsafe-72 reads a person's involuntary response to a memory.

Working Description of Brainsafe-72

Every authorized person is made to witness unique images or pictures uniquely and randomly generated on Brainsafe-72 screen when registering the person on the system for the first time.

Thus this person is now termed as enrolled person.

Brainsafe-72 has a capacity to store 12 Memory templates for each person.

Authorized number of people who can drive the vehicle is 6.

Brainsafe-72 seeks to determine whether the subject (car owner or authorized person) being tested recognizes certain items which may be images of physical items, pictures, or terminology (displayed on Car LCD screen which is a part of Brainsafe-72 equipment).

An image or word the person recognizes presents a distinct brainwave pattern when compared with an unrecognized image or word. The person cannot consciously control this response.

If the subject being tested recognizes enough specific items, he or she is identified and can now drive the car.It takes less than 2 seconds for Brainsafe-72 to verify & grant access to authorized person.

If the subject does not recognize or an alien (unauthorized person) attempts to start the vehicle then the system runs in alert mode.
Brainsafe-72 EMG Amplifier Specifications

Electrodes: Integral dry reusable
Gain: 1000
Bandwidth: 20 Hz - 450 Hz
Noise: < 5 µV
Input Impedance: > 10,000,000 M Ohms
Supply voltage: +4.5 Vdc
CMRR @60 Hz (dB): > 96dB (typically 110dB)
Cable: Highly flexible grade, length 1.25 m
(custom lengths on request)
Plug: Direct connection to DataLINK or DataLOG
Mass: 12 g (excluding cable and connector)
Electrostatic Discharge Circuit protected

Auto dialer warns the owner by calling on his hand phone number and by taking control of car ignition system. Thus securing the car.

Brainsafe-72 is recommended for ultra security requirements & situations.

Product demo can be arranged whenever required & after genuiness of clients interest is confirmed.





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Re: locked my keys in my car [Re: coda]
    #6250836 - 11/05/06 05:51 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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coda said:
they're starting to put fingerprint ID technology on some of the newer cars. Dont even have to enter in a key, just scan your finger, and boom instant access.




bad idea, my fingerprints are ever changing, my brother cant clock in or out where
he works because of their biometric time clocks, many people with laptops using
them for security are having the same srt of problems

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Re: locked my keys in my car [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #6250970 - 11/05/06 06:45 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

alright well AAA came and bailed me out.. the dude smoked a blunt with me. and now everything is just good.


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Re: locked my keys in my car [Re: Banez]
    #6250982 - 11/05/06 06:49 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Keep a spare in your wallet


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Re: locked my keys in my car [Re: Brainiac]
    #6250988 - 11/05/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

yeah i need to get a spare cut.


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