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JackTackle
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drug test... what are my chances?
#5986824 - 08/22/06 02:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i got a sweet job offer but they asked me to take a pre-employment drug test. i'm worried about THC. i smoked like everyday for 2 weeks then friday i was told about the test. so the last time i smoked was thursday and i've been drinking a shitload of water. like as much as i can stand for the last 5 days. pissing crystal clear literally every 10-15 minutes. this morning at 9:00 i took a Strip NC kit (4 pills and a 1oz bottle of some wretched tasting shit), a multi vitamin, and chugged 48 oz of water. pissed 4 times then took the test at 11:00. took the urine sample from mid-stream (pissed in toilet for a few seconds, pinched it off, pissed in cup, then back in toilet) the color was good so i'm assuming the stuff got into my system as i've had no color in my piss for 5 days and it was definitely still well diluted because i pissed for like 2 minutes after filling the cup.
anyone had experience with this stuff? what are my chances of passing the test?
i think the basic idea is to dilute the shit out of your urine and take the kit to add creatine metabolites and some b vitamin color so it doesn't appear diluted
is that right? any input is appreciated i'd really like to get this job
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: JackTackle]
#5986836 - 08/22/06 02:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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No idea what your chances are, but be sure to post back with the results.
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: JackTackle]
#5986942 - 08/22/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
daimyo said: No idea what your chances are, but be sure to post back with the results.
Good luck. Sounds like you took every precaution you could.
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JackTackle
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: daimyo]
#5987551 - 08/22/06 07:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
daimyo said: No idea what your chances are, but be sure to post back with the results.
i will be sure to report back i've seen several posts all over with people asking almost the same question as me but no one ever comes back to say if it works i will report back i promise
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: JackTackle]
#5987557 - 08/22/06 07:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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anyone know what pissing threw actvated carbon would do?
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#5987564 - 08/22/06 07:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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nothing
make a bunch of rank charcoal
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: Nashbar]
#5987566 - 08/22/06 07:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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but i thought it cleans liquids and purifies them?
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: JackTackle]
#5987568 - 08/22/06 07:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You did everything correctly. You have a good chance of passing...
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#5987573 - 08/22/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Since THC is fat solubule, maybe you could piss through a tube full of lard?
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: JackTackle]
#5987575 - 08/22/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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The success of drinking water will largely depend on your % body fat.
THC is stored in the body's fat cells.
I have passed a drug test after 7-8 days, and I have 8% body fat doing relatively the same thing you have. There is a good chance you could pass if you have the right body chemistry.
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: daimyo]
#5987579 - 08/22/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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uh sir i think some butter fell off your toast this mornin?
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#5987881 - 08/22/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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thanks for the replies i'm feeling a little less stressed out about it wish me luck!
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: JackTackle]
#5987988 - 08/22/06 09:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Good luck. i used quick fix synthetic urine, which i bough off ebay for $15 and passed with flying colors.
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: CantiSama]
#5988188 - 08/22/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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five days of pissing clear you didn't have to drink so much water
once you are pissing 100% clear there are no THC metabolites in your urine, it is mostly water. depending on the test, you may only need b-vitamins + clear piss to pass. if the test looks for the creatine than that kit sounds like a good idea. how muck did it cost?
i have only needed like ~3 hrs to pass a test in the past.
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: chubbycharley]
#5988193 - 08/22/06 10:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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JackTackle
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: Atheist]
#5999416 - 08/26/06 05:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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sorry for taking so long to update but my internet has been out
ok here's what happened took the test tuesday as i said. started training on wednesday. wednesday afternoon i get a call from the lady who hired me. she said my drug test came back and said "too diluted" and asked me if i knew what that meant. i said "no i have no idea." so she asked if i was on any medication that might cause that to happen. i said no but i drank a lot of water that morning to make sure that i could go when i got there. she's like "well that's probably the problem but you're going to have to come in to pick up a form for another test and take it first thing in the morning. you don't have anything to worry about do you?" so of course i say "no of course not i'll be in first thing in the morning" she says that's good. so i'm thinking at least i bought myself some time and i started chugging water again.
15 minutes later she calls back and leaves a message saying "i talked to the corporate guys and they said not to worry about taking another drug test. this one will be just fine. have fun at work"
so bottom line is i "passed" my test and got the job, but i don't recommend those cleansing potions as it didn't really do anything for me. i'm pretty sure i just lucked out because they didn't want to shell out the cash for another 10 panel test.
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: JackTackle]
#5999549 - 08/26/06 06:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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time to celebrate!!
Toke up son
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: eligal]
#5999577 - 08/26/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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thats awesome man, its a great feeling aint it?
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eligal
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Re: drug test... what are my chances? [Re: Leanin]
#5999589 - 08/26/06 06:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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yea it is but I bet its even better for him
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