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 DocPsilocybin
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 Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5973156 - 08/17/06 02:48 PM (2 years, 1 month ago) |
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I sense you haven't been with very many girls.
"like i said tho, this girl is not trashy at all, shes only been dancing for 3 months and its actually a really nice club, not a fuckin whorehouse"
...Naive! A wholesome stripper is an oxymoron. Compound this with the fact that you got with her after she cheated on her previous boyfriend who she still lives with. I mean, man, take off the rose colored glasses. She's trash. You've latched onto a mentally fucked up pussy lifesupport system and it's just a matter of time before she flies off the handle.
I think the fact that you'll get with a girl and think she's not trashy AFTER she cheats with you (no matter what the situation, cheating is trashy) basically sets you up for a harsh reality check.
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I wish Tuna the best, maybe this girl isn't a true ho, or maybe she'll change..... Who knows?? MY point is, you need to think twice about pulling a gun of any kind on Anyone UNLESS they are about to KILL you. You went outside man, UNLESS they ambushed you, that was foolish to begin with. I don't know, I'm not judging you, but man, if you PULL a gun, you need to SHOOT that shit!! And then of course expect retailiation. Maybe it's just the white trash/prison background I grew up in, but man, people will KILL you for fronting with a gun, real or not. I wish you both the best.
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Re: Caught Having Sex *DELETED* [Re: blissedout]
#7016869 - 06/06/07 07:36 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Post deleted by ButtaReason for deletion: Totally didn't see how old this was. Opinion still stands
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Edited by Butta (06/06/07 07:40 PM)
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 Cowgold
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Butta]
#7016874 - 06/06/07 07:37 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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You're a pretty funny puppet. That or just really annoying. You're trying too hard to be noob. Reply to...
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Cowgold]
#7016959 - 06/06/07 08:04 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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well since someone brought it up...
WHERES THE UPDATE? 
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Atheist
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: 40oz]
#7017271 - 06/06/07 09:32 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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this bitch actually called me today to hangout, she wants my balls so bad
i rarely see her
shes fat and tans way to much, doesnt dance anymore and drinks a shitload of beer
dumb ho
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notapillow
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#7017481 - 06/06/07 10:33 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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they told u so
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: notapillow]
#7017535 - 06/06/07 10:52 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: notapillow]
#7017541 - 06/06/07 10:54 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Spicey sent this to me its the true story
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: AJ4U]
#7017583 - 06/06/07 11:08 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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AroundtheSon
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#7017722 - 06/07/07 12:11 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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I know this thread is old,
and I only made it to the end of page 1,
but I have an extreme bonerz. 
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pB0t
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Quote:
DocPsilocybin said:
You've latched onto a mentally fucked up pussy lifesupport system
I'm glad this was bumped so I could learn the term "pussy lifesupport system."
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j2012b said:
my friend did a shot of heroin while drunk and on benzos. they passed out and were non responsive, lips turned blue.
breathing was shallow and inconsistent - she may have stopped breathing completely . i stuck ice in her ass and pussy , and gave cpr. she finally opened her eyes and spoke after maybe 15-30 minutes of being completely out.
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Quote:
MrJellineck said:
Semantics.
chuckle
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j2012b said:
my friend did a shot of heroin while drunk and on benzos. they passed out and were non responsive, lips turned blue.
breathing was shallow and inconsistent - she may have stopped breathing completely . i stuck ice in her ass and pussy , and gave cpr. she finally opened her eyes and spoke after maybe 15-30 minutes of being completely out.
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#7018028 - 06/07/07 02:58 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
SpicyTunaRoll said:
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BlindLemon said:
Just dont let her milk you of your $$$.
Except that every friday and saturday night she walks out with 400 in cash. and thats EACH night
also works monday and thurs but not as big of pay probably like 200 each
bottom line shes a great girl which is what i'v been saying throughout this whole thread
and the sex is AMAZING 
then wth are you doing? make that pole fucker a sugarmomma!
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j2012b said:
my friend did a shot of heroin while drunk and on benzos. they passed out and were non responsive, lips turned blue.
breathing was shallow and inconsistent - she may have stopped breathing completely . i stuck ice in her ass and pussy , and gave cpr. she finally opened her eyes and spoke after maybe 15-30 minutes of being completely out.
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Butta
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Hakim0777]
#7018046 - 06/07/07 03:14 AM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Tsk tsk tsk...
STRIPPERS AREN'T PEOPLE. Can't you just keep fucking 'it' without getting attached?
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Kada
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Butta]
#8421461 - 05/19/08 07:34 PM (4 months, 20 days ago) |
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so how did this turn out? did she move in with you? was there mad crazy stripper sex for months? must know!
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#8421497 - 05/19/08 07:41 PM (4 months, 20 days ago) |
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Atheist said:
Let me fill you in...
I met this guy about a month and a half ago, told him I could give him some shrooms if he wanted. "GIVE" being the key word. Enough for him and his girlfriend.
His girlfriend is a stripper, a HOT stripper.
The guy works at Subway from 11 to 11. Full shift. Comes to his apartment once for lunch and is there for only 30 minutes.
As its summer and class hasnt started yet, I've been going over there every day for the past 2 weeks and smoking bud with her. Alone. Just me and her.
We talk about everything, especially her boyfriend. He's been treating her like shit. Calling her fat, calling her a cunt. Farting on her.
Yada yada yada, she says finger me and I'm goin at it for like 20 minutes down there. Shes screaming her fuckin brains out.
She says lets go to the bedroom and I follow her. She rips my pants off and starts sucking my dick. I keep asking her: "You'r SURE hes not coming back??"
She says we have atleast 2 hours. Perfect. I start fucking her and its amazing, this bitch is fucking HOT.
Whatever happens, I fucked her for like 5 minutes before I hear keys at the door and foot steps. I pull out and hit the floor and I see his shoes at the bedroom door.
He says "This is fuckin perfect, come on out *my name*" So I come out and hes like "I knew you fuckin liked her"
Fuck him, he tells me to leave and doesnt even ask to fight me. He takes it like a bitch except for he broke my hookah which I left at his house for like 3 weeks.
I dunno, pretty fucked up right?
I am glad I followed the other thread to this one...it made me laugh. If I were that guy I probably wouldnt have been so nice since u were fuckin my girl... but If I were you id still have done the same thing.... and fucked her...its a vicious circle but you know you gotta do what your dick says or your in trouble ...
I see the moral of this story being
ALWAYS HURRY AND BUST YOUR NUT BEFORE THE BOYFRIEND COMES HOME...IF YOU HEAR KEYS IN THE DOOR REALLY HURRY.
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Kada]
#8421712 - 05/19/08 08:24 PM (4 months, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
LordOfChaos said:
so how did this turn out? did she move in with you? was there mad crazy stripper sex for months? must know!
Quote:
Atheist said:
i rarely see her
shes fat and tans way to much, doesnt dance anymore and drinks a shitload of beer
dumb ho
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Kada
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#8421814 - 05/19/08 08:45 PM (4 months, 20 days ago) |
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Ahh lol. I didn't read far enough, ty for the catch up!
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