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 MrJellineck
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 Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5971634 - 08/16/06 11:36 PM (2 years, 5 days ago) |
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Semantics.
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 jellynutz
keep it rockin'like a whore onpills
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5971648 - 08/16/06 11:41 PM (2 years, 5 days ago) |
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the supervisor at my old job walked into like five black dudes banging his wife, and they just said "wait you turn" he fired every black dude at the job site the next day and took a couple months off
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Atheist
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bull shit dude
just because shes a stripper doesnt mean shes easy, bitch has to make money you know?
probably makes more cash than half the people on this site right now
if i'm a drug dealer that doesnt mean i'm a drug addict
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Atheist
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: jellynutz]
#5971653 - 08/16/06 11:42 PM (2 years, 5 days ago) |
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Quote:
jellynutz said:
the supervisor at my old job walked into like five black dudes banging his wife, and they just said "wait you turn" he fired every black dude at the job site the next day and took a couple months off
now that is fucked up 
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plurby
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Dude, I have been laughing throughout this whole damn thread. It started when you were talking about what the strippers BF does to her, "Calling her fat, calling her a cunt. Farting on her." HAHA!
"ets tested every month by her pussy doc. I'm sorry but I'm ROFLing right now, haha. Good luck with the stripper.
Edited by plurby (08/16/06 11:47 PM)
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Atheist
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: plurby]
#5971672 - 08/16/06 11:48 PM (2 years, 5 days ago) |
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thanks bro 
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5971779 - 08/17/06 12:34 AM (2 years, 5 days ago) |
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u should have opened the door and busted a fat nut on his face LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL
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BlindLemon
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Yea, good luck.
I think its like the lottery but with better odds.
For all you know she could be just right super hot and horny and smoke bowls and every thing else good.
Just dont let her milk you of your $$$.
and congrats!
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DocPsilocybin
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I'm not going to say anything about what you should do, or what I would do, but just keep this thread bookmarked and read it once you're done with the ho...I mean, uh, stripper.
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nugjug
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: DNKYD]
#5971890 - 08/17/06 01:41 AM (2 years, 5 days ago) |
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Quote:
DNKYD said:
Next time pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around cause she thinks you're finished bust it in her mouth. Then raise your arms in triumphant victory while proudly proclaiming "HOUDINI!"
I always thought this was called a Philly Fake Out.
I thought the Houdini is where you start hitting her doggy style and you say hang on for a second before I bust and you get one of your boys to slip in and take over and then you walk out and wave to her through the window.
If she's hot and you're hit'n it with a condom I don't see what the fucking problem is. However, I wouldn't let some bitch who cheated on her boyfriend with me live in my house. Fuck that noise. If she's make'n good money swing'n from poles she can get her own place. So you can still hit it and if shit goes south you can just kick her to the curb without worrying about getting your key back.
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UlcerPentacidis
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: plurby]
#5971898 - 08/17/06 01:45 AM (2 years, 5 days ago) |
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hey professor plurby, where is doctor e-tard?
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Gastronomicus
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I give this thread two thumbs up. 
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EmperorKuzco
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Um, wow. Just wow.
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Atheist
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Quote:
BlindLemon said:
Just dont let her milk you of your $$$.
Except that every friday and saturday night she walks out with 400 in cash. and thats EACH night
also works monday and thurs but not as big of pay probably like 200 each
bottom line shes a great girl which is what i'v been saying throughout this whole thread
and the sex is AMAZING 
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Schwip
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5972503 - 08/17/06 10:59 AM (2 years, 5 days ago) |
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score!
try no to milk her of all her money then  
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Atheist
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Schwip]
#5972510 - 08/17/06 11:03 AM (2 years, 5 days ago) |
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i'll work on getting that nude pic too 
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AniNator
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5972527 - 08/17/06 11:08 AM (2 years, 5 days ago) |
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you know for how amazing you think this girl is and for how much you claim to like her you don't seem to have much respect for her if you're planning on posting naked pictures of her on the web.
Correct me if i'm wrong but when a guy really likes a girl don't they usually not want other men thinking of her sexually? let alone planting images of her naked and sexually in other peoples minds?
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Atheist
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: AniNator]
#5972534 - 08/17/06 11:11 AM (2 years, 5 days ago) |
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Atheist
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5972535 - 08/17/06 11:11 AM (2 years, 5 days ago) |
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and she might not have a problem with it
she is a stripper after all.....
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5972551 - 08/17/06 11:21 AM (2 years, 5 days ago) |
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SpiceTunaRoll = Hitman. I swear.
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