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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Capatalistc nomad]
    #5971200 - 08/16/06 09:29 PM (2 years, 21 days ago)

dude i just wanted to fuck her and she wanted to fuck me

so we fucked and i dont regret it because she is so fucking hot, like really fucking hot

if she tells me to fuck off i'll fuck off, atleast i nailed that shit, it couldv never happened

whatever i'll see where it goes, but dude trust me, there was NO way i could say no to her


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971202 - 08/16/06 09:30 PM (2 years, 21 days ago)

We need pics of said stripper. :grin:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: matt]
    #5971203 - 08/16/06 09:31 PM (2 years, 21 days ago)

with no clothing prefered


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: matt]
    #5971206 - 08/16/06 09:31 PM (2 years, 21 days ago)

i'll try but its going to be difficult :naughty:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971215 - 08/16/06 09:33 PM (2 years, 21 days ago)

^_^ its worth it


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971247 - 08/16/06 09:42 PM (2 years, 21 days ago)

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dude i just wanted to fuck her and she wanted to fuck me




Did she put on some music while you guys did it?


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5971250 - 08/16/06 09:43 PM (2 years, 21 days ago)

She's a stripper she did it wherever and with whatever was possible.
Don't put on two condoms!


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #5971257 - 08/16/06 09:45 PM (2 years, 20 days ago)

Did her vagina look and smell of silly putty?


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #5971263 - 08/16/06 09:46 PM (2 years, 20 days ago)

What do you want to bet that there will be a "I feel a burning/itching sensation on my penis" thread by SpicyTunaRoll in the Physical & Mental Health forum within two weeks?


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5971281 - 08/16/06 09:51 PM (2 years, 20 days ago)

He will say it was worth it. Imagine the hot stripper sex, damn.
Too bad if it happens, he propably will be regreatting it.
Until then, let's wish him the best, and still scold the world of STDS.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #5971294 - 08/16/06 09:55 PM (2 years, 20 days ago)

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He we say it was worth it. Imagine the hot stripper sex, damn.




I'll bet it was damn good.

Oh God, I need to get laid soon. :sad:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: matt]
    #5971308 - 08/16/06 09:59 PM (2 years, 20 days ago)

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I agree with randal bro.. This is the old story of "you can't turn a hoe into a house wife". As soon as she gets upset with you she'll be fucking some random guy/customer from the club on your bed.



Seriously. SpicyTuna, you should really consider your actions before you let this girl into your house to live. That's a huge step, especially with a girl that is prone to infidelity. How can you possibly trust her not to cheat on you? I couldn't do it. Stick with the hot sex and leave it at that. Shallow yes, but it is flirting with disaster to take it to the next level. I don't care how hot she is. I've been there. You don't want to do it, I promise. I'm just trying to look out for you, man.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971309 - 08/16/06 09:59 PM (2 years, 20 days ago)

I would have kept fucking her and told him to shut the door.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: blissedout]
    #5971313 - 08/16/06 10:01 PM (2 years, 20 days ago)

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Seriously. SpicyTuna, you should really consider your actions before you let this girl into your house to live. That's a huge step, especially with a girl that is prone to infidelity. How can you possibly trust her not to cheat on you? I couldn't do it. Stick with the hot sex and leave it at that. Shallow yes, but it is flirting with disaster to take it to the next level. I don't care how hot she is. I've been there. You don't want to do it, I promise. I'm just trying to look out for you, man.




i.e. Hit it, quit it, and get tested.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5971325 - 08/16/06 10:03 PM (2 years, 20 days ago)

you frogot to add 'pee blood for a week'


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5971380 - 08/16/06 10:23 PM (2 years, 20 days ago)

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What do you want to bet that there will be a "I feel a burning/itching sensation on my penis" thread by SpicyTunaRoll in the Physical & Mental Health forum within two weeks?




hahahahaha thats the funniest shit i've read all night

yeah i dunno about her living with me yet, shits still gotta get figured out

its not like shes cheated before, he treated her like complete shit and she deserved much better


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971393 - 08/16/06 10:29 PM (2 years, 20 days ago)

I'm willing to bet it's not the first time that she has messed around while in a relationship.


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: blissedout]
    #5971577 - 08/16/06 11:15 PM (2 years, 20 days ago)

she says she never has before

i dont blame her for cheating this guy was a real prick to her

for example, shes sitting on the floor between his legs, hes on the couch

he stands up and rips the grossest ass right on her head

yeah i laughed pretty hard but fuck that guy i dont blame her at all, he constantly ordered her around and made her practically wait on him like a servant

he didnt deserve her at all, hes a pussy and an asshole


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
    #5971610 - 08/16/06 11:25 PM (2 years, 20 days ago)

And you believe her and she is a stripper? :lol:


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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Skunk420]
    #5971615 - 08/16/06 11:28 PM (2 years, 20 days ago)

shes a stripper not a whore :smirk:


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