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 Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: blissedout]
#5970559 - 08/16/06 07:04 PM (2 years, 22 days ago) |
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thanks man
it was easily the most awkward situation of my life
is that how you spell awkward? that shit looks weird lol
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 blissedout
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970577 - 08/16/06 07:10 PM (2 years, 22 days ago) |
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Yeah, that's the right spelling.
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: blissedout]
#5970625 - 08/16/06 07:20 PM (2 years, 22 days ago) |
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its funny because they still live together n shit, and i still see her on the side
i wonder how he feels lying on his bed in the exact same position his girlfriend was when she was freshly fucked
stupid bastard
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king_cobra
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970681 - 08/16/06 07:33 PM (2 years, 22 days ago) |
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nut on his pillow.
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: king_cobra]
#5970731 - 08/16/06 07:43 PM (2 years, 22 days ago) |
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my friends said i shouldv beat his ass
then finish fucking her and then leave with her hahaha
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demius
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970772 - 08/16/06 07:56 PM (2 years, 22 days ago) |
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why hasn't she left him or vice versa? and why aren't you with her?
You say you've spent all this time talking about deep things with her, and that she isn't happy with him. So unless she's using you, and possibly also him...
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970780 - 08/16/06 07:57 PM (2 years, 22 days ago) |
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So you fucked some nerds girlfriend, forget about it.
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: demius]
#5970782 - 08/16/06 07:57 PM (2 years, 22 days ago) |
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It's just hot sex.
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demius
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: blissedout]
#5970788 - 08/16/06 07:59 PM (2 years, 22 days ago) |
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I wouldn't understand, I suppose
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TYL3R
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: demius]
#5970809 - 08/16/06 08:06 PM (2 years, 22 days ago) |
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bukkake
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970860 - 08/16/06 08:15 PM (2 years, 22 days ago) |
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Most female strippers are gay, despise men, and use them from the sexual molestation they routinely receive. She's probably using you.
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: TYL3R]
#5970870 - 08/16/06 08:16 PM (2 years, 22 days ago) |
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You should "ride the bull"
while fucking from the behind, wrap your arms around her and whisper in her ear "I have aids" and let the ride begin.
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: BlindLemon]
#5970904 - 08/16/06 08:23 PM (2 years, 21 days ago) |
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i always heard it as whisper "your sister was better"
although i think your version might get a better response
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: BlindLemon]
#5970905 - 08/16/06 08:24 PM (2 years, 21 days ago) |
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That's fucking hilarious man, I l'ed o l for a minute.
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Hank, FTW]
#5970946 - 08/16/06 08:32 PM (2 years, 21 days ago) |
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If she's hot he should share...
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: MisterZ]
#5971029 - 08/16/06 08:47 PM (2 years, 21 days ago) |
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yeah shes probably going to move in with me
the girl isnt trashy at all, just fuckin hot and has a killer body
whatever fuck him and his faggot friends, i fucked his girlfriend and he didnt do shit
fuckin pussy, if i ever caught my girl with some other dude in MY BED, i'd probably kill him. literally.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5971061 - 08/16/06 08:53 PM (2 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
SpicyTunaRoll said:
yeah shes probably going to move in with me
the girl isnt trashy at all, just fuckin hot and has a killer body
Dumbass Alert!
BREEP!! BREEP!!
No offense man...I'm sure this girl is banging and a great lay, but I have yet to meet a stripper chick who was normal. They're always all fucked up (drugs, emotional issues, etc..).
This one has bad news written all over it. Hit it and quit it.
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Atheist
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sorry but you couldnt be more wrong
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matt
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I agree with randal bro.. This is the old story of "you can't turn a hoe into a house wife". As soon as she gets upset with you she'll be fucking some random guy/customer from the club on your bed.
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: matt]
#5971085 - 08/16/06 09:01 PM (2 years, 21 days ago) |
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yeah but its not like shes some stupid ass blond bimbo
she fuckin hates her sleezy job but she makes more than 1200 a week
and at that money, she doesnt give a shit
but definitely not a ho
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