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 Caught Having Sex
#5970301 - 08/16/06 06:03 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Let me fill you in...
I met this guy about a month and a half ago, told him I could give him some shrooms if he wanted. "GIVE" being the key word. Enough for him and his girlfriend.
His girlfriend is a stripper, a HOT stripper.
The guy works at Subway from 11 to 11. Full shift. Comes to his apartment once for lunch and is there for only 30 minutes.
As its summer and class hasnt started yet, I've been going over there every day for the past 2 weeks and smoking bud with her. Alone. Just me and her.
We talk about everything, especially her boyfriend. He's been treating her like shit. Calling her fat, calling her a cunt. Farting on her.
Yada yada yada, she says finger me and I'm goin at it for like 20 minutes down there. Shes screaming her fuckin brains out.
She says lets go to the bedroom and I follow her. She rips my pants off and starts sucking my dick. I keep asking her: "You'r SURE hes not coming back??"
She says we have atleast 2 hours. Perfect. I start fucking her and its amazing, this bitch is fucking HOT.
Whatever happens, I fucked her for like 5 minutes before I hear keys at the door and foot steps. I pull out and hit the floor and I see his shoes at the bedroom door.
He says "This is fuckin perfect, come on out *my name*" So I come out and hes like "I knew you fuckin liked her"
Fuck him, he tells me to leave and doesnt even ask to fight me. He takes it like a bitch except for he broke my hookah which I left at his house for like 3 weeks.
I dunno, pretty fucked up right?
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 Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970326 - 08/16/06 06:08 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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did you even get a nut?
if not i say break his face
if so... forget em
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970328 - 08/16/06 06:08 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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The courteous thing to do would have been for you to bust your nut all over her back before you left.
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: redrum187]
#5970331 - 08/16/06 06:09 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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what do you mean get a nut
i'm not gonna fight the guy but if he starts shit i can easily take him
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970337 - 08/16/06 06:09 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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no i did that the next night, i came all over her back 
she said next time she wants it in the mouth
this bitch is fuckin HORNY
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970346 - 08/16/06 06:11 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Sounds kinky. Get it on tape next time.
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970348 - 08/16/06 06:11 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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get a nut = have an orgasm
why fight him? you fucked his girl... hopefully got yours...
what need is there to be violent unless he attacks you
forget her... she's a fuckin stripper... i've dated plenty of them and they are all fucking whores... not that thats a bad thing as long as you arent looking for monogamy
and forget him cuz he sounds like a bitch anyways
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970353 - 08/16/06 06:12 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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stripper = wrap you meat
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970354 - 08/16/06 06:13 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Next time pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around cause she thinks you're finished bust it in her mouth. Then raise your arms in triumphant victory while proudly proclaiming "HOUDINI!"
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: DNKYD]
#5970365 - 08/16/06 06:14 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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or administer the "angry pirate"
all you have to do is bust in her eye, then kick her in the shin and watch the fun
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Nashbar]
#5970366 - 08/16/06 06:15 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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oh and i left out a huge part of the story
2 nights later his friend calls me while i'm fucking her in my apartment and hes like come outside bro
so i load up my airsoft gun 500fps metal BBs, 15 shots, and i go outside
theres like 4 of them running at me ready to beat my ass so i just pointed the gun at them and told them to fuck off
they fucked off alright, ran away like little girls
and this girl is fucking awesome, not a whore at all, just makes good money stripping and shes hot as fuck
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: DNKYD]
#5970367 - 08/16/06 06:15 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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LOL
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970380 - 08/16/06 06:17 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
SpicyTunaRoll said:
oh and i left out a *the best part of the story
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: king_cobra]
#5970387 - 08/16/06 06:19 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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trust me.. if she's a stripper and she makes real good money... she's most likely sucking dick for it
at least thats my experience with strippers
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mikeownow
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not a whore at all
She gets naked wants cum in her mouth and cheated with you. Not a whore at all. Denial man its not healthy.
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: DNKYD]
#5970399 - 08/16/06 06:20 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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He actually called that fake ass ho a girlfriend, sounds more like a fuck toy,
but anyways yeah kick his ass and fuck his bitch in front of him, that'll teach him in breaking your bong
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: capliberty]
#5970414 - 08/16/06 06:23 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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he's probably gonna go oj simpson on your ass.
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970425 - 08/16/06 06:25 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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^^^^^^^^^fuck toy
why do you think the boyfriend didn't care to fight you?
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Nashbar]
#5970520 - 08/16/06 06:53 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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oh and he broke her brand new 260 dollar bong from the city
thing was glass on glass and 3 1/2 ft tall
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Re: Caught Having Sex [Re: Atheist]
#5970537 - 08/16/06 06:59 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Great story, man! I have been in similar situations, but not with a stripper. Congrats on the hot sex, too!
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