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 Brainiac
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 Funny Mushroom Myths
#5662339 - 05/22/06 11:06 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Do any of you have funney mushroom myths like
mushroom seeds
Hydro mushrooms
useing a dishwasher to santizan of pf jars
These just get me  any others out there
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eris
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Brainiac]
#5662352 - 05/22/06 11:10 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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i guess, wtyf.. ive seen way worse newb shit...
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: eris]
#5662646 - 05/23/06 12:37 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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The reason you trip is because its food poisoning.
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chaospilot
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hahaha, i have actualy heard that one before
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Gumby
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Brainiac]
#5662821 - 05/23/06 01:36 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha... if you only knew the shit eris and I put up with in the hunting forum 
How about:
Mushrooms grow UNDER cow shit.
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths *DELETED* [Re: Gumby]
#5662829 - 05/23/06 01:40 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Wysefool
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: king_cobra]
#5662850 - 05/23/06 01:55 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's not funny that's just a lie
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Wysefool]
#5662852 - 05/23/06 01:56 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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How about:
Only the spores get you high and so only caps get you high except stems have some spores on them so they get you high.
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Snaggletooth
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Gumby]
#5662855 - 05/23/06 01:57 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said:
Haha... if you only knew the shit eris and I put up with in the hunting forum
How about:
Mushrooms grow UNDER cow shit.
ahh man I have seen some of them, funny if it wasn't so sad
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niteowl
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"Mushrooms only grow at night......they die in the morning"
I have had to crush this myth on MANY occasions.
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: niteowl]
#5662897 - 05/23/06 02:34 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I hear questions about P. semilanceata being super-poisonous. I hardly bother contesting this opinion. I heard it yesterday though -- from the same guy (over 30 years old) that was trying to convince me that his friends synthesized LSD at home when they were teenagers. 
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Edited by Lakefingers (05/23/06 02:35 AM)
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Gumby
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Lakefingers]
#5662910 - 05/23/06 02:44 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I heard a new one tonight while hanging out with some random people that I was drinking with:
"Stems are more visual and caps are more body."
I told them about the Shroomery and that they should come here for the truth.  They were also newbies to tripping so I told them how to go about enjoying the experience and not having a bad trip. It was a good night! I love helping people new to the "hobby."
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Gumby]
#5662916 - 05/23/06 02:51 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did you hear the one about the Mushroom and the Jew?
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Cowgold said:
Blacks don't eat mushrooms. You can't be black. It's impossible.
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xk3m_indica
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"magic mushrooms don't grow in australia... the climate and soil doesn't permit it"
"mushrooms aren't halucinogens, they have a poisonous carcinogenic effect which is not unlike being punched in the kidneys"
"magic mushrooms are poison"
"psilocin is another name for LSD... they get LSD from mushrooms"
"magic mushrooms are poisonous."
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: xk3m_indica]
#5663069 - 05/23/06 05:41 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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donīt inhale the spores, it makes mushrooms grow in your lungs
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PurpleKush
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Pithlit]
#5663163 - 05/23/06 06:54 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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my best friends all swear by their random "truths" about drugs that they've never researched
"the reason you trip is because your body is fighting the poison from the mushrooms."
"the only way to test for lsd is a spinal tap"
"MDMA makes your spinal fluid run backwards"
"when you take acid, it goes to your brain behind your retinas, this is why you get visuals"
its like they just pick out the worst possible scenario for all drugs to make them seem like more of a hardass for taking drugs. what the fuck are you trying to prove?
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: PurpleKush]
#5663468 - 05/23/06 09:49 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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you can "feel"mushroom spores you injest..
lol this is no shit, a buddy said when he tripped, itfeels like spiders crawling in his mouth, because you "feel the spore" lol
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: niteowl]
#5663583 - 05/23/06 10:27 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
niteowl said:
"Mushrooms only grow at night......they die in the morning"
Yea, I heard this too. along the lines of, " When the sun comes up, they go back into the pattie."
WTF?!? 
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Brainiac]
#5663676 - 05/23/06 10:50 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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"You shouldn't do mushrooms... they make yer brain bleed" 
"Don't buy the shrooms, I heard that people sold regular sliced mushrooms dipped in/soaked in PCP/LSD"
"Mushrooms work by making your brainstem swell, that's all it is, I read it in a study"
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Animals
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some kid told me yesterday that I was wasting my life by "smoking mushrooms."
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