Home | Community | Message Board

You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Active Topics Galleries FAQ User List Calendar Chat Store Random

WTS - Compost Substrates and Horse ManurePlease support our sponsors.

Community >> The Pub
Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next  Threaded Mode Threaded 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! Please login or register to post messages and view our members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, encrypted messages, file attachments, board customizations, and much more!

eBay Shop for: Nitrous Oxide, Balloons, Cracker

Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | Next >  [ show all ]
InvisibleVvellum

Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 10,920
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5169916 - 01/11/06 11:00 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

hanging would be terrible. a noose is designed to snap your neck, but you often just end up choking. haning takes at least 10 mins.

painless would sitting in a garage with the car running.

dont kill yourself thread creator.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
Offlinenotapillow
I want to be afisherman
 User Gallery

Registered: 09/29/03
Posts: 20,838
Loc: A rare and different tune
Last seen: 5 hours, 3 minutes
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Vvellum]
    #5169944 - 01/11/06 11:09 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o n2o then......peace


--------------------
:rainbowcloud:
:gd_icon::link::link::gd_icon:



Current status:
"...better off dead..."
:gd_icon:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineI_was_the_walrus
eggshells

Registered: 05/01/02
Posts: 1,577
Loc: next door
Last seen: 2 months, 2 days
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Vvellum]
    #5169950 - 01/11/06 11:10 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Alot of LSD, up in the mountains....and off a cliff. Not only painless, but beautiful...with a very slight transition between the two.


--------------------


Don't fear the reefer.

Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineJJ01769
Out looking formyself
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/24/05
Posts: 641
Loc: Lost in my mind...
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: notapillow]
    #5169964 - 01/11/06 11:12 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I was thinking ODing on sleeping pills would go nice as well. Now I think Id rather take the n2o :drooling:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
InvisibleNoetical
Flip Horrorshow
Female

Registered: 11/28/04
Posts: 6,292
Loc: Birth of the Cool
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5169970 - 01/11/06 11:13 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I'm with hella too! If you're gonna go out go out fuckin hard! I wouldn't want to fuck with my head because I heard that dead people have higher concentrations of DMT in their melons.


--------------------
Baby Your Mind is a Radio
Got a Reciever Inside My Head

Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineAniNator
Stranger

Registered: 01/03/06
Posts: 1,527
Loc: New York
Last seen: 14 hours, 21 minutes
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: notapillow]
    #5169972 - 01/11/06 11:14 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

there is nothing that would keep me from taking heroin if i wanted to kill myself, one solid heavy dose of heroin, i would sit back and let it happen. hanging onesself is kinda crazy.. too scary for me. and when i went to ireland and was standing at the top of the Aran Island cliff's i thought to myself. if i were to commit suicide, i'd come here to do it and just jump. buti i dunno if i'd have the courage, heroin sounds so peaceful.

but then again a part of me feels like if i were to commit suicide i'd want to feel the death. I'd want to feel life slip away and being on crugs isn't conducive to that. so then yea, maybe slitting one's wrists in a warm bath would be ideal


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineMcdoopy
Fungus Face
 User Gallery

Registered: 10/24/05
Posts: 3,257
Loc: Varrok Center
Last seen: 1 year, 8 months
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: AniNator]
    #5169983 - 01/11/06 11:16 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

you could just poke a lot of smot :wink:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineDeathCompany
Oneironaut
Male User Gallery

Registered: 03/16/05
Posts: 6,857
Loc: Somewhere in my head
Last seen: 21 hours, 20 minutes
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Mcdoopy]
    #5170003 - 01/11/06 11:21 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Mcdoopy said:
I would put the windows down and leave the garage door closed while sitting in the car. Painless.



much easier/quicker if you get a garden hose and shove it in the exhaust. then cover the exhaust with ductape. then lead the hose to your car window.


--------------------

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. ~Socrates

Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
InvisibleNoetical
Flip Horrorshow
Female

Registered: 11/28/04
Posts: 6,292
Loc: Birth of the Cool
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: AniNator]
    #5170006 - 01/11/06 11:21 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Remember its down the road not across the street. Make it Count.



--------------------
Baby Your Mind is a Radio
Got a Reciever Inside My Head

Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineAKSE
My bruises areblue
 User Gallery

Registered: 09/04/05
Posts: 1,038
Loc: Alaska
Last seen: 4 hours, 46 minutes
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Mcdoopy]
    #5170021 - 01/11/06 11:24 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

The thread creator seems to have some suicidal tendencies to me. Why would it be preferrable that it uses easily obtainable household items? Suicide is a cowards way out IMHO.

If your not suicidal sorry for asuming, but It's kind of hard not to :chillpill:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineMXNR
Did you choosethe mushroom? Ordid it chooseyou?

Registered: 07/20/04
Posts: 395
Loc: MARS
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: AKSE]
    #5170050 - 01/11/06 11:30 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

No, I'm not suicidal. Here's why I was asking about the common household items.

I was envisioning a scenario where some kind of Gestapo or secret police were knocking on your door/looking to seize you and commit absolutely terrible acts of torture on you. Such as smashing your testicles with bricks or slicing off your eyelids and putting cigarettes out on your eyes. Room 101 stuff.

I've been watching too much of Alex Jones' stuff. About America becoming a Police State, etc.

So, my thought was, if you knew it was coming and wanted to end it in a gentler way (because you know it will end soon either way, but terribly painfully with the guards) what could you grab in an average household and do the deed?

And also, about it being a coward's way out...I guess I don't know who I would be trying to impress by not being a "coward"? John Wayne? I mean, I think those who don't fight a bear and win at least once in their life are "cowards."


--------------------
Master: Everyday change your clothes and eat your food and you will become enlightened.

Pupil: Master, I do not understand...

Master: If you don't understand, eat your food and change your clothes.

Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineDeathCompany
Oneironaut
Male User Gallery

Registered: 03/16/05
Posts: 6,857
Loc: Somewhere in my head
Last seen: 21 hours, 20 minutes
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: AKSE]
    #5170053 - 01/11/06 11:30 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

well if he is suicidal i suggest him using mine


:goodluck:


--------------------

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. ~Socrates

Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineTwister
Lucrative
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/12/03
Posts: 6,642
Loc: Midwest
Last seen: 2 months, 10 days
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: AKSE]
    #5170068 - 01/11/06 11:33 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Suicide isn't a cowards way out. It's the people that are afraid to die that are the cowards. :wink:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineAKSE
My bruises areblue
 User Gallery

Registered: 09/04/05
Posts: 1,038
Loc: Alaska
Last seen: 4 hours, 46 minutes
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: DeathCompany]
    #5170075 - 01/11/06 11:36 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Sorry for asuming, but I'm sure you can understand where I'm coming from.

As for it being a cowards way out, I mean that in the fact that it hurts everyone around you and makes devastating impacts on people's lives. It's rather selfish IMO. Just my .02


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineMcdoopy
Fungus Face
 User Gallery

Registered: 10/24/05
Posts: 3,257
Loc: Varrok Center
Last seen: 1 year, 8 months
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Twister]
    #5170076 - 01/11/06 11:36 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Toughing out life takes guts.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineMXNR
Did you choosethe mushroom? Ordid it chooseyou?

Registered: 07/20/04
Posts: 395
Loc: MARS
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Twister]
    #5170078 - 01/11/06 11:36 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Right on Twister! Don't fear the Reaper!


--------------------
Master: Everyday change your clothes and eat your food and you will become enlightened.

Pupil: Master, I do not understand...

Master: If you don't understand, eat your food and change your clothes.

Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineDeathCompany
Oneironaut
Male User Gallery

Registered: 03/16/05
Posts: 6,857
Loc: Somewhere in my head
Last seen: 21 hours, 20 minutes
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Mcdoopy]
    #5170085 - 01/11/06 11:37 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

permanent answer to a temporary problem so says thy counselor


--------------------

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. ~Socrates

Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
InvisibleNoetical
Flip Horrorshow
Female

Registered: 11/28/04
Posts: 6,292
Loc: Birth of the Cool
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5170102 - 01/11/06 11:40 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Fuck I'd go out on my shield and make sure I took one of those bastards down with me!


--------------------
Baby Your Mind is a Radio
Got a Reciever Inside My Head

Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineMXNR
Did you choosethe mushroom? Ordid it chooseyou?

Registered: 07/20/04
Posts: 395
Loc: MARS
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: AKSE]
    #5170111 - 01/11/06 11:40 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I suppose bringing a being into existence without getting consent from that being first is rather selfish as well. You just assume the being will enjoy it/that the world is not total shit. I would see suicide as being a leveling event.


--------------------
Master: Everyday change your clothes and eat your food and you will become enlightened.

Pupil: Master, I do not understand...

Master: If you don't understand, eat your food and change your clothes.

Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
OfflineAKSE
My bruises areblue
 User Gallery

Registered: 09/04/05
Posts: 1,038
Loc: Alaska
Last seen: 4 hours, 46 minutes
Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5170123 - 01/11/06 11:42 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

MXNR said:
I suppose bringing a being into existence without getting consent from that being first is rather selfish as well. You just assume the being will enjoy it/that the world is not total shit. I would see suicide as being a leveling event.



And how may I ask could you get consent from something that does not yet exist? :crazy2:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me!  Notify Moderator   Ignore User 
Jump to top. Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | Next >  [ show all ]

eBay Shop for: Nitrous Oxide, Balloons, Cracker

Community >> The Pub
Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next  Threaded Mode Threaded 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* My sister committed suicide today
( 1 2 3 all )
Incompl
 5,273 55 10/18/08 03:16 PM
by C20H25N3O
* did Jim Morrison actually commit suicide?
( 1 2 all )
masteroflight
 1,118 21 10/13/08 04:57 PM
by ZOSO
* Loser Pretends to Commit Suicide and Nearly Does
supermack10
 2,348 16 06/04/07 02:27 PM
by DrCamacho89
* Chilli causes cancer cells to commit suicide
Amatoxin
 714 13 03/16/06 07:42 PM
by Amatoxin
* how long do think it will be before brit brit commits suicide or OD's
( 1 2 3 all )
dutchmushroomS
 712 58 02/10/08 09:00 AM
by Penguarky Tunguin
* Someone committed suicide at Burning Man, first time it's ever happened.
( 1 2 3 all )
OneMoreRobot3021M
 1,738 50 09/12/07 08:15 PM
by learning_byte
* My friend just committed suicide.
( 1 2 all )
TYL3R
 2,607 26 02/08/05 12:53 PM
by Anjaba
* Cop commits suicide
( 1 2 all )
anyone420
 646 25 10/02/08 05:52 PM
by fall

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / UBBCode is enabled
Moderator:  CherryBom, boO, coda, WhiskeyClone, Wiccan_Seeker, Ripple, Acidic_Sloth, Papaver, Shroomism, Prisoner#1, OneMoreRobot3021, Capatalistc nomad, Stein, suimush, PhanTomCat 
113,061 topic views. 16 registered and 25 anonymous users are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic ]
del.icio.us del.icio.us Digg digg Furl Furl MyWeb MyWeb Reddit reddit StumbleUpon StumbleUpon
Search this thread:
The Hawk's EyePlease support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2009 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.178 seconds spending 0.023 seconds on 16 queries.