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OfflineMXNR
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Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide?
    #5169723 - 01/11/06 10:23 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Hey All,

Just to let everyone know, I'm not depressed at all and simply want this info for curiosity's sake.
I'm just wondering what you folks would think to be the most painless/easiest way to commit suicide. It would be preferable if the method would involve easily acquired, household items. I was thinking of the old razor blade to the wrists in a warm bath. I'm curious to see what you guys come up with.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5169733 - 01/11/06 10:25 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I would put the windows down and leave the garage door closed while sitting in the car. Painless.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5169734 - 01/11/06 10:25 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Helium.

Hook up a helium tank to a mask that you wear. Lay down and breath normally. You fall asleep and never wake up. Utterly painless.

(In a Donald Duck voice) "Goodbye cruel world quack quack".


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5169739 - 01/11/06 10:26 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I've thought about this as well.

Once, I was put into a strangle hold by one of my older cousins, big fucker too...and at first it was only mildly uncomfortable not breathing, then I blacked out. Now, I guess if he wanted to, he could have killed me by continuing to hold on...but he didn't.

So, if I were to kill myself, I'd say go with hanging. Has to feel about the same. Right?


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Mcdoopy]
    #5169740 - 01/11/06 10:26 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Mcdoopy said:
I would put the windows down and leave the garage door closed while sitting in the car. Painless.



Carbon monoxide poisoning from a vehicle is not always painless. Sometimes intense headaches and nausea occur.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5169743 - 01/11/06 10:27 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I imagine overdosing on some benzos would be pretty painless too.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5169744 - 01/11/06 10:27 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

HEAVY HEAVY opiate overdose.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5169750 - 01/11/06 10:28 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Hanging? No way! Are you serious? The moments of struggling would be terrible.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5169753 - 01/11/06 10:28 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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So, if I were to kill myself, I'd say go with hanging. Has to feel about the same. Right?



Well, you can die by hanging from two ways. You break your neck or you asphyxiate. Breaking your neck would be instantaneous. Asphyxiation would have at least a minute of struggling.

How the fuck do I know about all of this shit? I think it's because I used to go to www.rotten.com all of the time.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5169757 - 01/11/06 10:29 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Yea, when you sever the spine like that...instant unconciousness. So, that could work.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5169765 - 01/11/06 10:30 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

N2O-tottaly painless
not only that
utterly blissfull :tripping:
that or skkydiving with no parachute
or some awsome combination of the 2 :Mr.t:


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5169768 - 01/11/06 10:31 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I'd be afraid I'd fuck up the hanging and be strangling. Boy wouldn't that be depressing to think about. "I fucked up my own suicide."


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5169780 - 01/11/06 10:33 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I say if you're gonna do it why not do it like a badass? Shotgun in the mouth or something like that. That really makes a statement.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5169784 - 01/11/06 10:34 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

2 shots to the belly


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5169795 - 01/11/06 10:35 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, you know. That would make a lot of sense. I would want to destroy my brain as totally as possible. Because if it is intact when the body dies, I'm pretty sure we retain some degree of consciousness. It would be terrible to be a brain in a dead body...parts of your mind begin to slip. You become less and less. I imagine it would be terrifying.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5169796 - 01/11/06 10:36 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
2 shots to the belly



Dude, sepukko (spelling?) would be hard-fucking-core. Kudos and badass awards to anybody who can do that.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5169801 - 01/11/06 10:36 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Probably flying an airplane into a building.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Twister]
    #5169807 - 01/11/06 10:38 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

What about jumping off of a building with delicious candy in your pockets. People would be like:

"Oh shit! Did that guy jump off of a building? Wait...is that a Chunky?"


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Twister]
    #5169813 - 01/11/06 10:39 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

gunshot to the head or drug overdose.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
    #5169818 - 01/11/06 10:40 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Helium.

Hook up a helium tank to a mask that you wear. Lay down and breath normally. You fall asleep and never wake up. Utterly painless.

(In a Donald Duck voice) "Goodbye cruel world quack quack".



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