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 knowhereman
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 blah blah good trip, bad trip. 
#5134063 - 01/03/06 03:03 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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This is long so get comfortable.
Ive eaten mushrooms three times, but actually tripped two of those times. My first time I was real excited about it and completely ready for whatever would happen. I bought three eights from my friend and decided to take one and save the other two for another time. My other friend i was with kept telling me how he had tripped on shrooms for his first time like 1 month before, but when it came time to trip again he smelled like a fat, lieing pussy. So, i was going to trip alone, but i was so excited i didnt care. Later that day he got a call to go into work- unexpected. I wanted to eat my shrooms that same day so i sat in his car and began munchin them with some ferrero rocher chocolates.
I went into this Albertsons next to my friend's pizza place and bought some earplugs and i started to feel a little something. My vision was slightly blurred and i asked some guy that worked there where the plugs were and i started feeling real friendly. drunk kind of. and the guy seemed like the friendliest guy ive ever met. Then i got back in my friends car and layed down. soon enough my body felt heavy and i had an uneasy feeling. I closed my eyes and started hearing the weirdest noises in my head, just gentle ongoing shroomy shit. with my eyes closed i kind of saw this dark desert land. I kept touching my stomach because i felt kind of weird like my body was changing. then i heard the slow traffic outside like it was right next to me and it came up quiet then got louder and it would echoe. id get freaked out by it sometimes, i thought one of the cars would crash into my friends parked car. Then i got kind of fidgetty and the weird body high was gone so i got out of the car and went inside my friends work. on the wat the black pavement had geometric patterns. as soon as i walked in it really hit me and the distance from the door to the counter seemed longer than before and i saw my friend with his work buddies all standing at the back of the counter just looking at me - i guess they all knew i was on shrooms. that made me feel uncomfortable because there were like 3 families eating there. i got up there and they started talking to me all giggly drunk as fuck, so i just went into the bathroom; it was unlocked and there was an old guy taking a piss. i said "oh sorry" and started walking out and he said "oh dont worry, im done" or something like that so i stayed in and washed my hands and looked at my face- it was all wavy and my pupils were huge. I didnt want to go back in the car because i didnt have the keys so no music, so i found an emty table and just sat there and tried not to look at anyone. The whole room was moving because the floor and tables were all checkered and the walls were brick and checkered. The t.v. that was on looked all blended together and i couldnt understand a single bullshit word. then i went into my friends car again and i looked up at a tree in front of the car and all the leaves looked exactly the same and the tips of each one were waving around and dancing, i loved it. then i felt real uncofortable again and called my mom to come get me and id make something up saying im sick and want to go to bed. she wouldnt answer and i ended up calling her about 10 times. I calmed down and got back in the car and looked at the tree again. then my friend came in to deliver some pizza so we went on a drive and i was happy because i finally had music - he put the mars volta in, it was alright. We got on the freeway and it was crazy, i thought i was on a spaceship and i couldnt stop laughing and i kept saying clever ass shit. we got to this apartment complex and drove by this line of one car garages and it looked like they went on forever, i said " where the fuck are we??" and kept laughing and started telling my friend how amazing mushrooms are and how its necessary for everyone to eat them. we got back to his work and i waited in the car again and he told me one of his friends was gonna come by to pick up a sack of weed. i started looking at some different plants on the divider on the main road and each seperate leaf started rotaring around and that made me so happy. then the guy came to pick up the weed and i got out all happy telling him to try the shrooms i had, he said no. i looked inside and told the two girls in the backseat to eat some of my shrooms, they were kinda hesitant and i told them they needed to go on an adventure with me and they laughed. i wanted to get both those chicks right then, they looked so good. then the guy picking up the bud gave me the money - i knew him already. then i started forgetting what i was doing and i remembered i need to give him his weed. - this shits trippy right here - i remembered i put the weed in my jacket pocket, but when i reached in there it wasnt there. i double checked and said "i lost the weed" he got kind of upset but i was in such a good mood i told him not to worry about anything and everything will be fine and i would find the weed. i felt like the friendliest motherfucker in the world. we looked in the car and nothing/ i kept checking my pockets and nothing, i must have checked like six times each pocket on me. then i checked my jacket pocket again and like fucking magic i pull out the sack of weed! then they leave and im trippin out on nature again. then while im having a real good time my fucking mom calls me, i didnt know what to do or if i sounded alright to talk to her so i didnt answer. she kept calling and calling until i straightened myself up enough to talk- i thought id just tell her that i called her earlier for something unimportant. when i finally picked up ready to play it smooth shes fucking crying and going histerical, which tripped me out.. i didnt know what the hell was happening.. she told me she needed to see me right then and asked me where i was. OHHHHH SHITTTTT!!!! i started thinking she knew i was high and because my pupils were so huge i thought she would think i was on meth...i kind of felt like a tweeker after seeing my pupils in the mirror. i thought my whole life was gonna go down the shithole that night and i would dissapoint everyone and be in rehab. so i told her where i was and hung u then freaked the fuck out thinking all those bad thoughts of my life as a druggy. i went in the pizza place and into the bathroom to see how i looked and kept walking around the room like i was crazy. then i felt like i was crazy and thought i would live in a nuthouse for the rest of my life... ahhh fucking bad trip! i didnt want to have anything on me when my mom got there so i stashed the rest of my shrooms in the trash and later told my friend i put them there. i stayed in the bathroom going insane until my mom called me and told me she was outside. i tried to calm myself down and got out and i saw my moms car out in the parking lot and a fucking cop car right next to hers! i started thinking i was going to get arrested. then when i stepped out my mom got out of her car and hugged me and she was still crying, so i just stood there holding my mother more confused than ive ever been. and she told me she thought something bad had happened to me, but i told her i was fine and calmed her down completely. while i was holding her though i felt like i was Jesus, it was such an amazingly holy moment, i had so many spiritual thoughts ...so many thoughts, like a hundred and they all blended together into one dramatic realization and all those thoughts and questions in my head made perfect sense and i started feeling good again. then i drove home with my mom, tripping out still, and thankfully she had no idea i was on shrooms or anything. I was tripping out at the road and i yelled out "watch out!" thinking we were swerving like crazy, but we werent and she looked at me kind of weird. we started talking about what we'd done that day and i made up some bullshit and i felt like i was talking to her telepathically like before she even opened her mouth to speak i already got what she said in my head, and i couldnt really hear her speak. i wasnt really sure if we were even having a conversation. then we got home and im in my room and she comes in with a bible and says she wants to read me something from it- she hadnt done that since i was about six. ao that tripped me out a little but i liked it.
Later on that night i was finally coming down and it was really weird too. i kept hearing this gust of wind in my head for a little while and then it got louder and louder and faster and faster until it got so loud that it was all i could hear and it got so fast until it .....its hard to explain it got so intense it kind of just consumed itself i guess, and that was the end of my trip. as soon as that windy noise stopped i felt completely normal and fresh, and new.
Overall it was an amazing first experience - completely different than what i was expecting. and that whole mom scene was horrible, but the rest of the trip balanced that out. i was going to write my second trip on here too but this story is more than enough so ill do that later. oh and on my second trip i had an even nastier bad trip, fucking insane shit. Later!
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 Re: blah blah good trip, bad trip. [Re: knowhereman]
#5137624 - 01/04/06 02:10 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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why did she need to see u so bad? was it coz u tried calling so many times? lol perhaps she answered and just heard u saying "fuccck pick up whoaaaaaaaaaah duude" or something like that
did ur friend pick up the shrooms
I had the similar bad trip of thinking i was in a nuthouse but i ate like fucking 35 fresh shrooms so i was out of reality. kept seeing my family standing around looking all disappointed while i was freaking out in this nuthouse. saw the whole lot
nice story dude. happy for ya that ur first time was awersome
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knowhereman
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 Re: blah blah good trip, bad trip. [Re: indica]
#5139622 - 01/04/06 03:52 PM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah it was because i called her so many times, and shes a very emotional woman so that explains all the crying. she never answered though.
My friend did pick up my shrooms and that asshole and his friend ate almost all of them as if gave them to him as a present. the very next morning after that night he wanted to eat the rest with me, but nothing happened to me.. my brain just felt fucked up. and he was trippin out which made me wonder what he really did with all my other shrooms.
ohhh i hate those horrible thought loops, ruins all the fun.
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Re: blah blah good trip, bad trip. [Re: knowhereman]
#5141467 - 01/04/06 10:13 PM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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so the lying scum has never done shrooms
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knowhereman
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Re: blah blah good trip, bad trip. [Re: indica]
#5141659 - 01/04/06 10:48 PM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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i guess not, he told me his first time he was seeing lions and pigs and goats and shit... i said that doesnt really souund like a mushroom trip to me.
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indica
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Re: blah blah good trip, bad trip. [Re: knowhereman]
#5145814 - 01/06/06 01:11 AM (6 years, 4 months ago) |
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hes lying out his arse.
my friends and i had some acid one night I had 2, the others had 1 each. one of my friends flipped out bad the next day cuz he was seeing reigndeer in the paddock. i dont think he was bullshitting
but yeah people that 'see lions and pigs' are full of shite. think about it. a trip does not go down like that. retards like that have no idea of what its like. 'you cant COMPREHEND' what it does.
if u have an idea of what it does to you... it's gonna freak you out when it finally gets to u
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