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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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IKEA furniture instructions are wretched
    #5068649 - 12/15/05 06:18 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Seriously...I cannot believe this. I am looking at an instruction booklet that has the most obtuse and barely understandable instructions. I'm not stupid and I can barely make heads or tails of it.


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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5068659 - 12/15/05 06:19 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

call up a swed .. . wheres rundmt when you need him?


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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5068663 - 12/15/05 06:20 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Hmm, are you sure you aren't stupid?


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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: TheDude]
    #5068676 - 12/15/05 06:22 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TheDude said:
Hmm, are you sure you aren't stupid?




I'm somewhat sure.


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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5068700 - 12/15/05 06:27 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder how accurately one is able to judge their own level of stupidity?


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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5068706 - 12/15/05 06:27 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

i like the instructions that, for some reason, come only in spanish.

yes, i checked every page. there are no english ones.


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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #5068720 - 12/15/05 06:30 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

QUE BOCHORNO!


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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5068816 - 12/15/05 06:46 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

are they in swedish?

if you type the instructions i can translate them...

(but look and see if there is a danish or norwegian translation and type that one out, much easier for me :smile: )


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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: Krishna]
    #5068848 - 12/15/05 06:52 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Krishna said:
are they in swedish?

if you type the instructions i can translate them...

(but look and see if there is a danish or norwegian translation and type that one out, much easier for me :smile: )




It's all in pictures (very vague pictures I might add).  There are no words.


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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5069375 - 12/15/05 09:37 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, in IKEA's instructions, there is no words, only pictures.  Those things are hilarious fun to build!  Took me 2 hours to put together a dresser.  Fuck I hate them :tongue:


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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5073101 - 12/16/05 07:04 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

My new living room area....after hours and hours of trying to get the shit together:







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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5073103 - 12/16/05 07:05 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Looks a little sparse... but nice. Hang some pictures and add some plants and a rug.


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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: Mcdoopy]
    #5073112 - 12/16/05 07:07 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

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Mcdoopy said:
Looks a little sparse... but nice. Hang some pictures and add some plants and a rug.




Yeah, I definately have to get some additional stuff to fill some space.


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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5073129 - 12/16/05 07:13 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Does anybody know how to fix hardwood floors?

I scratched my floor here:



And made a serious divet here:



Will I have to sand it down, restain it, and seal it? Can I do all of this without my landlord finding out?


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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5073142 - 12/16/05 07:18 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

That would require sanding. If it's deep fill it in with a mixture of sawdust and wood glue...


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