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RandalFlagg
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IKEA furniture instructions are wretched
#5068649 - 12/15/05 06:18 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seriously...I cannot believe this. I am looking at an instruction booklet that has the most obtuse and barely understandable instructions. I'm not stupid and I can barely make heads or tails of it.
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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5068659 - 12/15/05 06:19 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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call up a swed .. . wheres rundmt when you need him?
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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5068663 - 12/15/05 06:20 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hmm, are you sure you aren't stupid?
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RandalFlagg
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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: TheDude]
#5068676 - 12/15/05 06:22 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheDude said: Hmm, are you sure you aren't stupid?
I'm somewhat sure.
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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5068700 - 12/15/05 06:27 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wonder how accurately one is able to judge their own level of stupidity?
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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5068706 - 12/15/05 06:27 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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i like the instructions that, for some reason, come only in spanish.
yes, i checked every page. there are no english ones.
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TheDude
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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: WeAreAllOne]
#5068720 - 12/15/05 06:30 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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QUE BOCHORNO!
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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5068816 - 12/15/05 06:46 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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are they in swedish?
if you type the instructions i can translate them...
(but look and see if there is a danish or norwegian translation and type that one out, much easier for me )
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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: Krishna]
#5068848 - 12/15/05 06:52 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Krishna said: are they in swedish?
if you type the instructions i can translate them...
(but look and see if there is a danish or norwegian translation and type that one out, much easier for me )
It's all in pictures (very vague pictures I might add). There are no words.
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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5069375 - 12/15/05 09:37 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah, in IKEA's instructions, there is no words, only pictures. Those things are hilarious fun to build! Took me 2 hours to put together a dresser. Fuck I hate them
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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5073101 - 12/16/05 07:04 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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My new living room area....after hours and hours of trying to get the shit together:


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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5073103 - 12/16/05 07:05 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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Looks a little sparse... but nice. Hang some pictures and add some plants and a rug.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: Mcdoopy]
#5073112 - 12/16/05 07:07 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mcdoopy said: Looks a little sparse... but nice. Hang some pictures and add some plants and a rug.
Yeah, I definately have to get some additional stuff to fill some space.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5073129 - 12/16/05 07:13 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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Does anybody know how to fix hardwood floors?
I scratched my floor here:

And made a serious divet here:

Will I have to sand it down, restain it, and seal it? Can I do all of this without my landlord finding out?
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Re: IKEA furniture instructions are wretched [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5073142 - 12/16/05 07:18 PM (6 years, 5 months ago) |
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That would require sanding. If it's deep fill it in with a mixture of sawdust and wood glue...
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