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 Boogers in semen. Am I sick?
#5048582 - 12/11/05 02:57 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lets try to keep this inside the Health forum, but I just jerked off and noticed that some of my semen had some little pieces of boogerish-type texture. It wasn't hard, just real clumpy like those small buggers that you pick out of your nose and can roll them into a little ball.
Is this normal or am I sick?
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 Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: UncleLuke]
#5048593 - 12/11/05 03:00 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sperm can be clumpy. Wack off underwater and you'll see that it's all stringy and stuff without the lube around it. I could imagine that clumping up and looking like a booger.
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: UncleLuke]
#5048612 - 12/11/05 03:04 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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haha when i do it in the shower that happens to me
maybe it reacts wierd with water
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: UncleLuke]
#5049027 - 12/11/05 04:58 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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If it's not something you've noticed before, and you are sexually active, you should get to a doc and get tested.
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: trendal]
#5049302 - 12/11/05 06:20 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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dude, you must be new at this.
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: kotik]
#5049800 - 12/11/05 08:23 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've noticed clumps plenty of times, but not quite like this. This is a bit thicker, just like a little dot of silly puddy.
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: UncleLuke]
#5049993 - 12/11/05 09:09 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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If you've ever ejaculated in water you'd see the same thing. Nothing to worry about that I know of.
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: McKennaFan200]
#5050008 - 12/11/05 09:12 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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have you recently had un-protected sex with anyone? if so how recent?
could be the sign of somthing weird, or the lube or somthign else. either way before you Hook up with someone else i would recomend seeing a doctor about it and using protection
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We do have unprotected sex for a while, then I slap on the jimmy-cap before I cum. I last had sex about 3 days ago and have been about twice a week (on average) for the past year. I jerk off about once a week, as needed. My first g/f was a virgin and so was my second (and current) g/f. So they shouldn't have anything unless they have been sleeping around behind my back. :-\
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: UncleLuke]
#5050683 - 12/12/05 12:10 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I highly doubt I have anything. It's probably normal, just a different texture due to my current diet or amount of exercise etc... I just thought I'd mention it in case someone knows it to be a symptom of Something Bad.
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: UncleLuke]
#5051087 - 12/12/05 02:44 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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stop having nostril sex. Damn Kids.
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: DirtMcgirt]
#5051101 - 12/12/05 02:56 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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stop having nostril sex. Damn Kids.
Can't help it.... gets the job done.
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: UncleLuke]
#5052108 - 12/12/05 12:19 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
UncleLuke said:
We do have unprotected sex for a while, then I slap on the jimmy-cap before I cum.
I hope this isn't your form of birth control.
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yes you are, you should seek pyschological help.
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does she like the smell of raw buttermilk buttermehots?
maybe your spermies have the avain flu, what happens when you play with the birdddddsssss.
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: UncleLuke]
#5052256 - 12/12/05 01:03 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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We do have unprotected sex for a while, then I slap on the jimmy-cap before I cum.
Yikes. I hope you are aware that you can impregnate a woman without coming. Pre-ejaculate fluid contains sperm.
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#5052381 - 12/12/05 01:28 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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in fact it consists of sixty percent sperm.
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I've been told that that's just a rumor my whole life, and that it takes a lot of cum to impregnate a woman. I've also heard they're only capable of fertilizing the egg for like a week out of each year. I may have been misinformed but I doubt it.
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: UncleLuke]
#5052553 - 12/12/05 02:08 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
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I've been told that that's just a rumor my whole life, and that it takes a lot of cum to impregnate a woman. I've also heard they're only capable of fertilizing the egg for like a week out of each year. I may have been misinformed but I doubt it.
Grossly misinformed.
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a week each month and theoretically it only takes one cell to impregnate a woman.
put the jammy cap on or feed her pills or..... pay the price.
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Do you have proof you can show me?
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: UncleLuke]
#5057684 - 12/13/05 01:54 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do you have proof you can show me?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cycle#The_fertile_window
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The luteal phase, however, almost always takes the same number of days. Some women have a luteal phase of 10 days, others of 16 days (the average is 14 days), but for each individual woman, this length will remain constant. Sperm survive inside a woman for 3 days on average, with survival time up to five days considered normal. A pregnancy resulting from sperm life of eight days has been documented [4]. The most fertile period (the time with the highest likelihood of sexual intercourse leading to pregnancy) covers the time from some 5 days before ovulation until 1?2 days after ovulation.
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: UncleLuke]
#5058852 - 12/13/05 05:55 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dude that is the most horrible method of birth control I have heard.. The first and foremost ejaculating inside of a girl period.. condom or no condom that is where the most risk of all comes from... I dont risk that shit its not at all worth the feeling.. lol
also put her ass on the pills or shot.. or promise to leave her ass lol.. it will work. I have unprotected sex but my g/f is on the pill i highly monitor her taking of the pill.. i make damn sure she takes it..
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nakors_junk_bag said:
in fact it consists of sixty percent sperm.
No, you are incorrect. Ejaculate contains 1% sperm and 99% prostatic and other fluids. Pre-ejaculate may contain some sperm, but likely much less than 1%. Still, it only takes one.
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Re: Boogers in semen. Am I sick? [Re: Veritas]
#5061469 - 12/14/05 09:01 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Grossly.
Either some idiot explained it to you, or one of Americas abstinence only sex ed teachers.
First thing is you want to stop having "mostly" unprotected sex. Then go see somebody if this strikes you as out of the ordinary.
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