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Booby
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Deviate]
#4924180 - 11/11/05 09:56 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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No Jesus' sexuality doesn't interest me. Yes I would inquire if he thought women liked him. Perhaps his answer would have changed between then and now, if he humored my inquiry.
-------------------- it's easy to be critical when you don't have to live here
Edited by Booby (11/11/05 10:02 PM)
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signoffate
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Randolph_Carter]
#4924203 - 11/11/05 10:05 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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How do I know it's really you?
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Booby
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Deviate]
#4924234 - 11/11/05 10:12 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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How would his answer reveal information?
I think many things could be revealed if we could question Jesus and Jesus indulged us with answering.
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JettaJay
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Randolph_Carter]
#4930248 - 11/13/05 08:59 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's be pretty awesome to drop Lucy with Jesus. I think I'd ask him to reincarnate me as the president in the Year 2041 (seeing as you have to be 35 and all).
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Silversoul
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: JettaJay]
#4930315 - 11/13/05 09:14 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
JettaJay said: It's be pretty awesome to drop Lucy with Jesus. I think I'd ask him to reincarnate me as the president in the Year 2041 (seeing as you have to be 35 and all).
I think Jesus reincarnated as Lucy. Seriously.
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JettaJay
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Silversoul]
#4930335 - 11/13/05 09:18 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Paradigm said:
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JettaJay said: It's be pretty awesome to drop Lucy with Jesus. I think I'd ask him to reincarnate me as the president in the Year 2041 (seeing as you have to be 35 and all).
I think Jesus reincarnated as Lucy. Seriously.
Tis a very good point. One which, until now, I had not thought of. Why else would them wonderful people spreading it (family) be so willing ot loose life, freedom, or whatever else to spread it? Very good point Paradigm.
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spud
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: JettaJay]
#4930343 - 11/13/05 09:21 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think he was joking.
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TheHateCamel
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: spud]
#4930415 - 11/13/05 09:35 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Paradigm said: I think Jesus reincarnated as Lucy. Seriously.
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spud
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: TheHateCamel]
#4930419 - 11/13/05 09:36 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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I like to tell myself he is joking.
Please let him be joking.
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Silversoul
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: spud]
#4930428 - 11/13/05 09:39 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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I didn't mean it literally, but I wasn't joking either. I meant it in a more metaphorical/symbolic sense.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: spud]
#4930453 - 11/13/05 09:45 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jesus was a psychonaut:
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spud
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Silversoul]
#4930456 - 11/13/05 09:46 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Paradigm said: I didn't mean it literally, but I wasn't joking either. I meant it in a more metaphorical/symbolic sense.
You're implying an inanimate object has some sort of personified mission, objective, bias, and intention.
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Silversoul
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: spud]
#4930468 - 11/13/05 09:48 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
spud said:
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Paradigm said: I didn't mean it literally, but I wasn't joking either. I meant it in a more metaphorical/symbolic sense.
You're implying an inanimate object has some sort of personified mission, objective, bias, and intention.
I believe that LSD has the ability to facilitate states of Christ consciousness in the person using it.
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spud
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Silversoul]
#4930494 - 11/13/05 09:56 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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So does a variety of other things.
Yet you don't see me going around telling people my shoes are a reincarnation of Christ because they are a tool which allow me to have introspective and transhuman experiences while in walks through nature.
Christ is love.
LSD is a semisynthetic psychedelic drug.
LSD has the potential of great negative consequence and effect.
Christ, on the other hand, does not.
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shymanta
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: spud]
#4930613 - 11/13/05 10:20 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd ask Jesus if he loved me.
Then kick him in the balls and ask him if he still loved you.
If the massaiah was Jesus, I would ask why he was really killed. I bet he would tell a different story than we've all been told.
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signoffate
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: shymanta]
#4930825 - 11/13/05 11:13 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd warn Jesus that he was gonna die, and ask if there was something I could for him after.
But Mohammad, I don't know anthing about the man...
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Unagipie
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Randolph_Carter]
#4930870 - 11/13/05 11:26 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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I wouldn't ask Jesus anything
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shymanta
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: JettaJay]
#4930898 - 11/13/05 11:34 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Quote: Paradigm said:
Quote: JettaJay said: It's be pretty awesome to drop Lucy with Jesus. I think I'd ask him to reincarnate me as the president in the Year 2041 (seeing as you have to be 35 and all).
I think Jesus reincarnated as Lucy. Seriously.
Tis a very good point. One which, until now, I had not thought of. Why else would them wonderful people spreading it (family) be so willing ot loose life, freedom, or whatever else to spread it? Very good point Paradigm.
I have read some stuff about Jesus and ergot bread. Check out this link http://www.bluehoney.org/EntheoChrist.htm Since LSD is a synthesis of an ergot alkaloid, Christ and LSD arguments make a lot of sense.
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Randolph_Carter]
#4931357 - 11/14/05 05:03 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Randolph Carter said: What would you ask him?
What should I do? What would he do if he was me?
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I command your very souls you unbelievers
Bring before me what is mine
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Booby
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
#4931371 - 11/14/05 05:23 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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wouldn't that be like asking for investment advice from someone who failed in the stock-market?
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