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If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc)
#4919439 - 11/10/05 07:04 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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What would you ask him?
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Randolph_Carter]
#4919843 - 11/10/05 08:57 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'd be waiting with a hammer, nails, and crucifix.
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Randolph_Carter]
#4919878 - 11/10/05 09:06 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do you "like" girls?
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Randolph_Carter]
#4921248 - 11/11/05 06:50 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Can I come?
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Randolph_Carter]
#4921262 - 11/11/05 06:57 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'd ask him/her/it "why?"
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Icelander]
#4921381 - 11/11/05 08:17 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Icelander said: Do you "like" girls?
I'd ask: "Do girls like you?"
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Booby]
#4921643 - 11/11/05 10:00 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Better yet.
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Randolph_Carter]
#4921743 - 11/11/05 10:33 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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what would you prefer me asking?
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Randolph_Carter]
#4921820 - 11/11/05 10:55 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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To be honest, I've never *completely* believed Jesus was *totally* straight.
I'd probably ask how he feels about homosexuality to set the record straight once and for all.
Or I'd ask if he'd like to do some shrooms. Tripping with Jesus would be neat.
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Randolph_Carter]
#4921991 - 11/11/05 12:12 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'd ask Jesus if he loved me.
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Booby]
#4922144 - 11/11/05 01:01 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Booby said:
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Icelander said: Do you "like" girls?
I'd ask: "Do girls like you?"
i dont get it. why would you ask that? of course girls like jesus.
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Deviate]
#4922987 - 11/11/05 04:42 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sometimes I wonder; Maybe we will get to know the facts someday; Because the facts of the matter are that we don't know if Jesus was black, bi-sexual or whatever, and that may have had a bearing on how the women of his time viewed him. Perhaps there was a conspiracy. Perhaps there wasn't. Who knows.
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Booby]
#4923135 - 11/11/05 05:26 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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There were multiple Jesuses
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: goobler]
#4923362 - 11/11/05 06:16 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Can you name some?
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Booby]
#4923607 - 11/11/05 07:44 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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they all had the same name
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Booby]
#4923629 - 11/11/05 07:52 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Booby said: Sometimes I wonder; Maybe we will get to know the facts someday; Because the facts of the matter are that we don't know if Jesus was black, bi-sexual or whatever, and that may have had a bearing on how the women of his time viewed him. Perhaps there was a conspiracy. Perhaps there wasn't. Who knows.
the topic said "if you had a chance to meet...". i think if you met jesus you'd see whether he was black. and regardless of how he looked i think its rather safe to assume at least some girls would have liked him. so my question to you is why would you ask him that out of all things? that's like the south park where they get to ask God one question and cartman asks why he hasn't gotten his period.
Edited by Deviate (11/11/05 07:55 PM)
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Deviate]
#4923903 - 11/11/05 08:45 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Deviate said: the topic said "if you had a chance to meet...". i think if you met jesus you'd see whether he was black. and regardless of how he looked i think its rather safe to assume at least some girls would have liked him. so my question to you is why would you ask him that out of all things? that's like the south park where they get to ask God one question and cartman asks why he hasn't gotten his period.
Yes; If Jesus were a homosexual then that could have been motive enough to conspire against him and whatever message he had.
Jesus may not wish to divulge that information, but that is the question I would ask.
In fact I beleive bi-sexuality in itself would have been enough for some to conspire (as if reason is necessary). It could have been as simple as a petulant rivalry or grievance of 'He loves you more than me'.
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Edited by Booby (11/11/05 09:05 PM)
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Booby]
#4924063 - 11/11/05 09:22 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Or maybe he was transgendered
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: cherokee]
#4924112 - 11/11/05 09:38 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Funny thing is, everyone is looking for a Messiah, a Father figure like a President but as soon as something goes wrong they're out for his blood. "It's the President's fault!" "Ax the President!" I wonder if there's a medical term for that; a manic disorder of some kind.
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Re: If you had the chance to meet a Messiah (christ, Mohammad, etc) [Re: Booby]
#4924130 - 11/11/05 09:43 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Booby said:
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Deviate said: the topic said "if you had a chance to meet...". i think if you met jesus you'd see whether he was black. and regardless of how he looked i think its rather safe to assume at least some girls would have liked him. so my question to you is why would you ask him that out of all things? that's like the south park where they get to ask God one question and cartman asks why he hasn't gotten his period.
Yes; If Jesus were a homosexual then that could have been motive enough to conspire against him and whatever message he had.
Jesus may not wish to divulge that information, but that is the question I would ask.
In fact I beleive bi-sexuality in itself would have been enough for some to conspire (as if reason is necessary). It could have been as simple as a petulant rivalry or grievance of 'He loves you more than me'.
how would your question reveal that information? there are many girls who like homosexual or bisexual men, especially if they don't even know they are homosexual. if you asked jesus "do girls like you" his answer would not necessarily reflect anything about his sexuality. if jesus's sexality is what youre really most curious about why not simply ask him directly to describe his sexual orientation?
Edited by Deviate (11/11/05 09:44 PM)
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