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OfflinePerfectElement
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    #4883749 - 11/02/05 01:22 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Hey everyone what's up.

I just got offered a really good job in my chosen field but I must take a drug test in a few days. As you probably guessed I smoke pot pretty regulary.

Any suggestions on how I might go about beating the test? It's a piss test, I think it's gonna be the kind where they drop some piss with an eyedropper onto one of those little white plastic cartridges and it shows up with lines (not hi tech) but I'm not 100% sure.

Thanks guys.

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Re: drug testing [Re: PerfectElement]
    #4883765 - 11/02/05 01:25 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Get a friends piss.


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Re: drug testing [Re: PerfectElement]
    #4883791 - 11/02/05 01:31 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Clear choice instant additive or urine luck. You can smoke on your way to the test and still be find. This stuff is strong and undetectable. Saved my ass a few times.


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Re: drug testing [Re: InjectTruth]
    #4883816 - 11/02/05 01:36 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Does anyone have an experience using Urine Luck Additive and actually PASSING the test? I need to get a job soon and I'm tired of not smoking. I've held out for about 2 weeks now. :smile:

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Re: drug testing [Re: PerfectElement]
    #4884099 - 11/02/05 02:55 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

tons of water and a few rock star bevreages, it matters how much you smoke too.. if you smoke a lot then I doubt you will pass.
But Rock stars work as good as urine luck or any of those, well it worked for my friend though, but my friend only smoked a few bowls, and took a test 2 days later and passed.
Good luck though.. nothing is guaranteed.

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Re: drug testing [Re: Skunk420]
    #4884117 - 11/02/05 03:01 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Except those pass your urine tests that have guarantee's or your money back :tongue:


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Re: drug testing [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4884131 - 11/02/05 03:04 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

the best thing to do is not to use substances that come up on a test...I can get tested anytime I will pass with no problem. I am gonna use that to my advantage with a new job search too. I wont need anything to mask my urine, I get tested once a week anyway for court probation.

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Re: drug testing [Re: PerfectElement]
    #4884151 - 11/02/05 03:10 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I go through maybe about an eighth a week. Is that too much?

My idea is to stop for a couple days, drink lots of water before the test and take a b-complex so the piss doesn't look watered down. And then use the urine additive.

Sound okay?

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Re: drug testing [Re: PerfectElement]
    #4884155 - 11/02/05 03:11 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Oh and I'll probably be able to post-pone the test for a couple more days if that'll help.

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Re: drug testing [Re: PerfectElement]
    #4884173 - 11/02/05 03:16 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

i had a friend that used a urine additive, they could tell that the urine was tampered with somehow, and he never got the job becuse he tampered with the urine sample, they never let him take a second test either, they just flat out refused to hire him.

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Re: drug testing [Re: PerfectElement]
    #4884176 - 11/02/05 03:17 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, you're going to have to wait about a month. That's a lot of THC build-up.


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Re: drug testing [Re: PerfectElement]
    #4884193 - 11/02/05 03:20 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Dont piss in the cup instantly, I have read that most of the matter in your piss is highly concentrated at the beginning(or initial release). In other words, piss in the cup mid-to-late stream.

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Re: drug testing [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4884196 - 11/02/05 03:21 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

true, true... buy some fake urine, or just save yourself some money and wait...

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Re: drug testing [Re: Skunk420]
    #4884205 - 11/02/05 03:23 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Is fake urine readily available from head shops? I'm assuming these are the crystals you dissolve in water?

I don't think I have time to wait for anything to ship in the mail, I need to go out and get it right away.

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Re: drug testing [Re: Skunk420]
    #4884206 - 11/02/05 03:23 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Are you thinking of the part of day? The first piss has the highest concentration.


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Re: drug testing [Re: PerfectElement]
    #4884216 - 11/02/05 03:26 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

The funny thing is I don't know anyone who could donate me a clean sample. They're all potheads!

I suppose I could ask my parents but that would seem odd...

What about dog piss? If that would work I could totally pull it off...
Is dog piss close enough to human piss to work?

I think this test is NOT going to be a GC/MS, he called it a "rapid drug test" which I'm sure is the kind that gives results on the spot.

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Re: drug testing [Re: PerfectElement]
    #4884219 - 11/02/05 03:27 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I doubt it, you would have to go to hightimes to look it up..I am not gonna say more.

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Re: drug testing [Re: PerfectElement]
    #4884220 - 11/02/05 03:27 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, use your dogs.


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Re: drug testing [Re: PerfectElement]
    #4884265 - 11/02/05 03:43 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

i read urine drug tests on a daily basis - believe me, you can definitely tell when an additive is in there, and it don't look good. pot stays around in your fat cells, and can take a month to get below acceptable levels (below 20ng/ml should be a pass).

years ago people used to use warm water with colourants, but nowadays some simple extra tests run alongside the drug ones, to prove they're from a person.

you got only one realistic choice, and that's to run someone else's urine in the test. if you have no non-using friends, you have to bite the bullet and scoop from a public urinal in a cinema or something (not a pub!) - or wring out a nappy or something. and make sure it's a warm sample, as a cold one is another dead giveaway.

good luck  :thumbup:


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Re: drug testing [Re: shirley knott]
    #4884274 - 11/02/05 03:47 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

That has to be the grossest thing I've ever heard.

But would be fucking hilarious to see someone do that! :rotfl:


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