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 Baby_Hitler
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 Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application?  [Re: Smallworlds]
#4462306 - 07/28/05 01:09 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've thought about taking on job hunting as a hobby.
Go in there all straight looking, then when it comes time for the piss test, contaminate the sample with a drop of extract from every drug imaginable so it just goes off the fucking scale.
Tell people you want to build an army of giant robots and take over the world because God is an Anarchist.
Try to convert them to Druidism.
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Smallworlds]
#4462311 - 07/28/05 01:10 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Man I'm going to smallworlds for ALL my career and finical advice for now on.
That guy knows whats going on. I suggest every one do the same.
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#4462332 - 07/28/05 01:16 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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It costs them money every time they piss test an applicant. I've often thought of stoners everywhere applying for jobs in vain just to make it unaffordable for companies to piss test. Although that initially would line the pockets of the piss test companies...
Better to just stick with running drug-test collection vans off the road for now..
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Smallworlds]
#4462339 - 07/28/05 01:18 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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I actually did work at Pizza hut when I was younger. They didn't piss test anyone, it was a kitchen packed full of stoners.
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Trainwreck]
#4462351 - 07/28/05 01:20 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Restaurants are always chalk-full to the brim with stoners. Especially pizza joints.
Restaurants can't piss test, who would work there?
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Smallworlds]
#4462393 - 07/28/05 01:29 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Really? Restaurants can't piss test? I didn't know that, I thought it was a Pizza Hut thing, lol.
Do you know why this is?
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Trainwreck]
#4462411 - 07/28/05 01:32 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Like I said, they can piss test, but they "can't" because the jobs don't pay...
Would anyone really suffer through piss tests to keep a dishwashing job paying minimum wage?
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Smallworlds]
#4462466 - 07/28/05 01:50 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yea, I'd be willing to take 1:1 odds there's not 100 sober kitchens in the country.
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#4462531 - 07/28/05 02:05 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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use a calligrific pen and look eccentric and intelligent...make sure you look like you have a old style of European writing, it helps...
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Skunk420]
#4462573 - 07/28/05 02:13 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Also, it helps to just spontaneously say "Amen", or "Praise Jesus", or "White Power" during the conversation.
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Digs]
#4462585 - 07/28/05 02:15 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Digs said:
Yea, I'd be willing to take 1:1 odds there's not 100 sober kitchens in the country.
There are alot of family owned restaraunts that won't employ anyone who hasn't had at least one wet dream about Jesus.
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#4462611 - 07/28/05 02:21 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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no flaming in the pub..I havent practiced my religon for 20 years...use a pen...or a computer application printout..
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#4462636 - 07/28/05 02:25 AM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yea, if you just have family in the kitchen maybe it's sober.
I was just making a blanket statement and throwing numbers in there to make it sound more valid and smart. /blush
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Skunk420]
#4464191 - 07/28/05 12:55 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
skunk78395 said:
use a calligrific pen and look eccentric and intelligent...make sure you look like you have a old style of European writing, it helps...
That works.
Plus, that way if you're not hired you've already got something in your hand to stab him in the eye with too.
Yet another positive plus!!
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#4464215 - 07/28/05 01:02 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Pen.
Pencil is rookie.
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#4464243 - 07/28/05 01:11 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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I usually use chicken's feet dipped in blood, but I guess a pen will do.
Noetic, is that Buakaw Puramuk in your avatar?
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: afoaf]
#4464482 - 07/28/05 02:28 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Pen is facist.
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#4465506 - 07/28/05 07:23 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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White out is alright if its not too much. Too much makes it look kinda gross. Practice applications are totally the way to go... some places will even hand you a couple copies without asking. Depends on where you go but they'll definantly have more then one for you on hand.
Places like Office Depot are huge packets with like 10 pages. Bleh. Those are long to fill out.
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#4465565 - 07/28/05 07:42 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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pick your battles, White Power!
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Re: Can you use a pencil to fill out a job application? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#4465583 - 07/28/05 07:48 PM (7 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just go to the company's website and download the pdf, and just fill it in on your computer and print it out.
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