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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Ever seen a ninja with a wooden leg or a hook?
 Good point!
I still chose pirate. I want to rape, pillage and plunder my way across the Carribean and stay drunk on rum the entire time.
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A pirates life for me!
  
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whatever123
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 Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Silversoul]
#4300966 - 06/15/05 07:08 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Paradigm said:
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TODAY said:
www.realultimatepower.net
this will set you pirate lovers strait.
Oh ya?
http://maddox.xmission.com/
Yea, do I side with Maddox the Pirate of The Best Page in the Universe
or Thilo the Ninja Pirate of The Second Best Page in the Universe
They are both equal, but in a fight, the ninja would kill the pirate before the pirate knew it was there.
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Silversoul
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I thought I'd just point out that pirates help prevent global warming.
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ToiletDuk
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Pirates would assrape ninjas. It's a fact! 
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HeavyToilet
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: ToiletDuk]
#4720668 - 09/27/05 03:26 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pirates are MUCH more manly than ninjas.
In fact ninjas aren't manly at all.
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Wiccan_Seeker
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Pirates are MUCH more manly than ninjas.
That won't keep them from  when they get their asses kicked by Ninjas
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ZEITGEIST part II: ADDENDUM JB TAYLOR - MY STROKE OF INSIGHT ASPARTAME: SWEET MISERY
PiHKAL TiHKAL BEST TRIPPING MANUAL SALVIA DIVINORUM MDMA DRUG LIBRARY MEDICAL & PHARMS DATABASE
ALCOHOL DISTILLING POT GROWING SHROOMERY CULTIVATION ARCHIVE EROWID MIRROR RHODIUM ARCHIVE
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Banez
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Ninja's would butt fuck some pirates 
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Wiccan_Seeker
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Banez]
#4733378 - 09/29/05 07:36 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ninja's would butt fuck some pirates
Now I know where that argh comes from.
Compare:
Shuriken! Nunchaku! Wakizashi!
Wooden leg! Hook! Eyepatch!
Pirates are like zombies: bodyparts keep falling off 'em and they got bad breath while Ninjas are skilled in many martial arts and are quite agile
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ZEITGEIST part II: ADDENDUM JB TAYLOR - MY STROKE OF INSIGHT ASPARTAME: SWEET MISERY
PiHKAL TiHKAL BEST TRIPPING MANUAL SALVIA DIVINORUM MDMA DRUG LIBRARY MEDICAL & PHARMS DATABASE
ALCOHOL DISTILLING POT GROWING SHROOMERY CULTIVATION ARCHIVE EROWID MIRROR RHODIUM ARCHIVE
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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
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Pirates would whoop a ninja. First off, the pirates would gather around and jump the ninja. Don't think of those crazy movies either, like they do 4 backflips and kill all of the pirates with one touch.
Then the pirates would ass rape the ninjas and drink rum all day.
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them god damn pirates would fuck around and lose their other eye to a ninja star. pirates have cannons, but ninjas are too quick for that shit, they would roll out the way and throw another star, then while butt pirate is blinded, WWOOOOOOSHHH!!!! one fucking swing of ninja sword and pirates mellon is rollin on the ground. best of all, the ninja gets their star back
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i smell ganja growin, smells so good to me
cant stop the herb from growin, growin, growin free
god's got, ganja growin, growin far and wide
dont ya know, how ganja grows, yes ganja will provide
god made ganja grow, so let ganja grow free
god's got that ganja growin, smells so good to me"
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Banez
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= my fav graemlin
ninja's buttfuckin some pirates
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barfightlard
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YAAARRRRRR I love me whisky and me loot!
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moog
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I want to rape, pillage and plunder my way across the Carribean and stay drunk on rum the entire time.
Yar! And who's ever heard of a ninja getting laid? It just never happens.
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Wiccan_Seeker
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: moog]
#4751114 - 10/03/05 07:37 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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And who's ever heard of a ninja getting laid?
Eggs get laid, ninjas climb walls in the dark of night and they steal secret things with nobody knowing they did.
Ninjas practice such stealthy sex, the girl will never know she *was* laid. Pirates hump roughly with a wooden leg and a hook going argh argh argh stinking of rum and a parrot on their shoulder parrots it.
Ninja's 0wn Pirates ten times over. You just don't hear about it too much because they master the art of covertness.
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TinTree
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Ninjas practice such stealthy sex, the girl will never know she *was* laid. Pirates hump roughly with a wooden leg and a hook going argh argh argh stinking of rum and a parrot on their shoulder parrots it.
Ninja's 0wn Pirates ten times over. You just don't hear about it too much because they master the art of covertness.
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Mcdoopy
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Do you play runescape? There was the same debate on the forums there... lol
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shymanta
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: Mcdoopy]
#4853751 - 10/26/05 06:45 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Years of training outclass occasional combat. Ever seen a ninja with a wooden leg or a hook?
No. That's because ninjas can dodge swords. Pirate apparently, cannot.
www.ninjadynasty.com
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barfightlard
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Re: Pirate vs. Ninja [Re: shymanta]
#4853756 - 10/26/05 06:52 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ninjas can't dodge bullets though.
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Silversoul
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When has Johnny Depp ever played a ninja? I rest my case.
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