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 tripndicular
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 Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ...   1
#3724449 - 02/03/05 01:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thought a few might get a laugh from this , I did but I am really stoned ...
"Hello? Is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report on my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's
hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descended on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they
bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They
sneered at Virgil as they > >>left.
A few minutes later, Virgil's phone rang.
"Hey, Virgil. This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Sure did."
"Happy Birthday, bubba".......Who Says Rednecks Ain't Smart?
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Any information I give is not intended to aide you in the production of potentialy illegal substances !None of my exp comes from growing illegal varities , so take it as you will .
So with that said here is our mission statement .
Then the priest fell into a trance or swoon,& said unto the Queen of heaven ; Write unto us the ordeals; write unto us the rituals; write unto us the law !
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: tripndicular]
#3724468 - 02/03/05 01:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bwahahahahaha!!! That is classic, I saw it coming, but it still made me bust out laughing at the punch line 
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: tripndicular]
#3724469 - 02/03/05 01:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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tripndicular
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: delta9]
#3724483 - 02/03/05 01:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Same here , that is why I titled the post as I did , to catch folks eyes  
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Any information I give is not intended to aide you in the production of potentialy illegal substances !None of my exp comes from growing illegal varities , so take it as you will .
So with that said here is our mission statement .
Then the priest fell into a trance or swoon,& said unto the Queen of heaven ; Write unto us the ordeals; write unto us the rituals; write unto us the law !
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: tripndicular]
#3724498 - 02/03/05 02:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Damn, I must be going stupid here, for the life of me can't understand the punch line.
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: tripndicular]
#3724502 - 02/03/05 02:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Too bad they're probably go through and smash your whole home looking for it.
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: tripndicular]
#3724557 - 02/03/05 02:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Funny stuff! That's OTD material!!!1
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: drtyfrnk]
#3724571 - 02/03/05 02:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
drtyfrnk said:
Damn, I must be going stupid here, for the life of me can't understand the punch line.
I'm going to assume you're joking...
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: drtyfrnk]
#3724715 - 02/03/05 03:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The guy doesn't have to chop any wood. So therefor it's a benefit to him.
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: HeavyToilet]
#3724720 - 02/03/05 03:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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That is so hilarious that you are explaining the joke to him!!
BTW, good joke, Trip!! 
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tripndicular
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: blissedout]
#3724816 - 02/03/05 03:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
blissedout said:
That is so hilarious that you are explaining the joke to him!!
BTW, good joke, Trip!!
LMAROMC ..............That is too much for me guys , I thought it was kinda lame yet funny joke ,and would need no expaining the point of it... LOL
I am glad it put a chuckle in our days guys thanx for showing the appreciation !
I'll post some more weird ass ones my wife sends me all the damn time in the near future , since so many like and need to laugh from time to time . I know I need it
The Voodoo Penis one should go over real good 
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Any information I give is not intended to aide you in the production of potentialy illegal substances !None of my exp comes from growing illegal varities , so take it as you will .
So with that said here is our mission statement .
Then the priest fell into a trance or swoon,& said unto the Queen of heaven ; Write unto us the ordeals; write unto us the rituals; write unto us the law !
Edited by tripndicular (02/03/05 03:51 PM)
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: tripndicular]
#3724825 - 02/03/05 03:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
tripndicular said:
The Voodoo Penis one should go over real good
 You must tell me all about this.
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: blissedout]
#3724958 - 02/03/05 04:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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One a day , perhaps tomorrow will be the next , and it loves cops just as much
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Any information I give is not intended to aide you in the production of potentialy illegal substances !None of my exp comes from growing illegal varities , so take it as you will .
So with that said here is our mission statement .
Then the priest fell into a trance or swoon,& said unto the Queen of heaven ; Write unto us the ordeals; write unto us the rituals; write unto us the law !
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: tripndicular]
#3725205 - 02/03/05 05:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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this is a rip off of the real joke, which goes there is a guy in prison and he gets a letter from his father saying "yadi yada i cant play my new potatoes/plants/whatever in the garden because the ground is too hard and im too old"
well he writes back saying "NO dont dig up the garden, thats where i hid the bodies!"
next day the cops are there digging up the yard....
guy in prison writes back again saying "thats the best i can do from here"
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: zahudulallah]
#3725233 - 02/03/05 05:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
zahudulallah said:
Funny stuff! That's OTD material!!!1
now dont go telling the boy THAT now.
you getem in truble.
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Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
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tripndicular
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: SHiZNO]
#3725379 - 02/03/05 06:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think the "rip off" version is funnier , but lets let the community decide !
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Any information I give is not intended to aide you in the production of potentialy illegal substances !None of my exp comes from growing illegal varities , so take it as you will .
So with that said here is our mission statement .
Then the priest fell into a trance or swoon,& said unto the Queen of heaven ; Write unto us the ordeals; write unto us the rituals; write unto us the law !
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tripndicular
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Re: Can the FBI be of service to you ?? This is a joke ... [Re: Todcasil]
#3725383 - 02/03/05 06:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Todcasil said:
Quote:
zahudulallah said:
Funny stuff! That's OTD material!!!1
now dont go telling the boy THAT now.
you getem in truble.
I like trouble
But I felt it belonged in THE PUB  , so here it sits and is where VOODOO PENIS will show to . 
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Any information I give is not intended to aide you in the production of potentialy illegal substances !None of my exp comes from growing illegal varities , so take it as you will .
So with that said here is our mission statement .
Then the priest fell into a trance or swoon,& said unto the Queen of heaven ; Write unto us the ordeals; write unto us the rituals; write unto us the law !
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