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OfflinePsillyNilly
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If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes?
    #3711622 - 02/01/05 02:22 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I was just wondering if this was legal. I hate when you get pulled over at 2am on a saturday night and the cop asks you why you squint when he shines that fucking 50 watt flashlight into your eyes. Well, is it illegal to shine one right back into his face when he comes over to your car? If he asks you to turn it off, would you be breaking the law if you didnt?


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3711628 - 02/01/05 02:29 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

What the fuck is the point of fucking with cops? Are you still in high school? Pissing off cops will do no good. Cops will always have something to fuck you with. They can bring you in for 24 hours if they feel like it.


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: spud]
    #3711630 - 02/01/05 02:30 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Actually, I retract my previous statement.

You should try it. Like totally.


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: spud]
    #3711644 - 02/01/05 02:35 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Im actually just outta highschool and if I dont have anything on me and not doing anything illegal, I wouldnt mind fuckin with a cop like they fuck with us all the time. Besides, I was just asking the question on a legal basis....not asking you whether or not I should do it.


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3711652 - 02/01/05 02:37 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

There is a 90% chance a cop can finding something off with your car. Could be as small as something hanging from your rear view mirror (illegal). And if he can't, he can take you in for anything that makes him feel threatened. If shining a flash light constitutes as a threat to him, you're spending the night in jail.

If I pulled over some kid and they shinned a flashlight at me, I'd pistol whip them.


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3711675 - 02/01/05 02:47 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

just a side note, if that ever happens when you're stoned or tripping or drunk (dont drive drunk), make sure you squint when they shine that light. It's a little test they do. People who are fucked up will usually not quint when the light is shined, but sober people will.

Now you know.

... and knowing is half the battle!


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: Turd]
    #3711769 - 02/01/05 03:24 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Illegal? Yes, no, maybe so, but probably not.
Will the cop let it slide regardless? doubtful.


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3711883 - 02/01/05 04:27 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

If you try it,be sure to tell us all about the "special" cell mate that they find you for the night.


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: Hanky]
    #3711989 - 02/01/05 05:17 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I wouldnt mind gettin a good old fashion Rump ravenging anal savenging Backdoor bucanner poopshoot pirate for a cell mate.


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3712028 - 02/01/05 05:28 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

If you enjoy a good old fashioned roughing up, some purty bracelets and a free ride to a really small enclosure, I dont think the spotlight thing would be a bad idea...go for it.. Let us know how it turns out..


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: spud]
    #3712086 - 02/01/05 06:09 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

It?s kinda weird how everyone thinks this is a definite ticket to the slammer. What a cop interprets as ?threatening? can be anything between making a hand movement a bit faster then he?s comfortable with or pulling out a pocket knife too pry open your glove box or even saying ?FUCKING BULLSHIT? when he takes 2 hours outta your day to write up a ticket for having some car freshener hanging from the rear view mirror. I was not really suggesting the notion to whoop out a spotlight as soon as he pulls me over and shove it in his face. I was thinking more along the lines of taking out a flashlight while rummaging through my glove box to help me look for my paperwork, then when he asks, why are you squinting, as he blinds me with that high powered beam ?, Ill nonchalantly point my light towards him?. just to give the asshole a direct taste of his own medicine. It?s true, being a hostile idiot and cursing off a cop while aggressively and physically threatening his life would definitely increase your chances of getting taken in?.but then again, sucking his cock would probably decrease your chances. I guess I lie somewhere in between. I didn?t think this was such an outlandish stupid thought?.but maybe I?m just immature.


Edited by PsillyNilly (02/01/05 06:12 AM)


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3712174 - 02/01/05 07:38 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: PsillyNilly]
    #3712190 - 02/01/05 07:47 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

First off, that's a bad idea.
Cops have guns, don't put them on the defensive.
They're just people doing a job. Treat them with respect, and enforce your rights.
SHining a flashlight in their face is not respectful.
If you want to avoid the problem, put on your interior lights before they make it to the car so they have full visibility.

Spud: I think the holding time without being charged (i KNOW it is in michigan) is up to 72 hours.
Bastards held me for 71 hours once, just to ruin my weekend.


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: Randolph_Carter]
    #3712216 - 02/01/05 07:55 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Top of the morning to you RC.


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: Hanky]
    #3712237 - 02/01/05 08:03 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

How goes?


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: Randolph_Carter]
    #3712243 - 02/01/05 08:05 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Fine and dandy! I accidently seem to have eaten some acid.


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: Hanky]
    #3712253 - 02/01/05 08:07 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Gotta love those mornings.
One day, a few years ago, when the substance was around in force, i accidently ate just about 2/3rds of a vial.

Needless to say i was a tad more careful about dosing after that. :laugh:

All these people talking about acid.....i'm going to keep my eyes open. :grin:


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: Randolph_Carter]
    #3712274 - 02/01/05 08:13 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Acid is so much fun. Shame it's so fucking cold outside (12c) I'm a pussy when it comes to cold,opening the freezer scares me.

I should be out hunting cows in the paddocks across the highway.


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: Hanky]
    #3712284 - 02/01/05 08:16 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

dude, that's like, 50 degrees F.

Throw on a pair of pants and a hoody, and go hunt the cows.

It's 23 F here, and i think its warm. :tongue:


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Re: If a cop pulls you over, can you shine a spotlight back into his Eyes? [Re: Randolph_Carter]
    #3713982 - 02/01/05 03:16 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Ah, cop released my friend after 24 because he said he couldn't hold him longer. Maybe it varies state to state?

Disrespecting cops is idiotic. I've gave nothing but respect to cops and in return I have never had a ticket. I've even talked myself out of a 120mph ticket.

Cops are people too.


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