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Offlinefalseliberty
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Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family
    #3656867 - 01/21/05 12:24 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I just had to move back to my dad's house because my roommate moved to the west coast, leaving me high and dry with rent and bills that I couldn't pay by myself. I was hoping to save up money anyway, to maybe move to B.C. My dad is one thing but since I moved out last time he got remarried and now my wicked step-mother and her two assholes (step-brother and Step-sister to be formal) :mad2: have now taken over the house that me and my Dad once shared by ourselves. I mean I'm happy for him and all, but I just wish I didn't have to deal with these strangers or worse have them invade my privacy. My step sister is OK I guess, but she always takes the side of my gorilla like step-brother :frown:, who is probably the world biggest asshole, and tries to intimidate me . I keep trying to tell myself that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but their always on my case, especially my wicked step-mother, what a bitch, she was so nice until I moved in. Well what can I do, if I try to trip I get all worried about my fascist gorilla step-brother that I get paranoid. Any Advice. :confused: :confused: :confused:


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3656875 - 01/21/05 12:26 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

tell him to relaxx and smoke a bowl.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3656879 - 01/21/05 12:27 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

advertise in your local newspaper for another roommate


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LF - Striking down with great vengeance, and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! (since 2003)

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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3656885 - 01/21/05 12:28 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Spring $40 bucks on a motel room and invite a friend to trip with ya?


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3656893 - 01/21/05 12:30 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

13eetleJuice said:
Spring $40 bucks on a hooker and invite a friend to trip with ya?



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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: Jim]
    #3656910 - 01/21/05 12:35 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

get in a pretty dress wearing silver slippers and go to the prince's ball in a pumpkin chariage.


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OfflineLightningfractal
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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: Toricious]
    #3656932 - 01/21/05 12:42 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

hahaha yeah, he's cinderella!


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LF - Striking down with great vengeance, and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! (since 2003)

Hi how's it going, wanna kick Heroin basically painlessly on your own, in your own house, without any government "help" ,or the "help" of a crazy condescending, judgmental medical doctor? Read this:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=42&Number=7342616&page=0&fpart=all


FecalDildo said:
"The site would gain nothing by your idea of "Open discussions". "

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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3657282 - 01/21/05 03:12 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Step-families are no fun. I know from experience. Step-mothers are almost always evil.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3657584 - 01/21/05 07:43 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

yeah man get a job and work alot so you dont have to be home much, make some money, and peace out of that toxic stepfamily situation. whatever you do dont get comfortable staying there and putting up with it. good luck bro


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3657596 - 01/21/05 07:49 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I tried to get a new roomate before I had to move out of my apartment, but the only person I found was some preppy republican and I know that wasn't going to work because if he looked in the closet..... but that had to go as well


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3657673 - 01/21/05 08:18 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Make a surprise spaghetti for Sunday dinner. Throw in some special mushroom sauce. The family should be much happier after that. :evil:


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: supernova]
    #3657691 - 01/21/05 08:27 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Is your step-sister hot?


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: Anjaba]
    #3658022 - 01/21/05 10:45 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Poison them.. Not enough to kill them, just make them paralytically ill :grin: :cheers:

.. and then laugh at them, keep the poison rolling into there food and you and your dad can be free again, while there stuck in bed 24/7, asking for your assistance to wipe there ass (maybe not the best advantage of this operation, but at least you dont have to kiss it anymore :grin:)

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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #3662085 - 01/22/05 07:01 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Oh, get this, I was out last night and came home with the feeling that someone had been in my room. I eventually found my (hidden) bag of pan. cyans. that had just over an Ounce in it, now it's just below 21 grams, that's like a quearter gone!! What the hell? I know it was my cromagnum Step-brother, and what can I say? He outweighs me by about 70 pounds.
Anjaba: Ya, I guess you could say she was pretty, she was gone since Thursday so I know it wasn't her.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: Anjaba]
    #3662138 - 01/22/05 08:33 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

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Anjaba said:
Is your step-sister hot?


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Boy does that hit close to home! :blush:
My dad got re-married after my mom died. I had been out of the house for a few years but I had to move back in to my Dads for a couple months one time while I was getting back on my feet (I had just come off of a stretch of homelessness in Southern California). So here I am, sleeping on my Dads couch, and theres some young, hot chick now occupying the room I grew up in. Whats a guy to do!!























Although it felt strangely incestuous she was amazing in bed! :grin:


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3662507 - 01/22/05 11:40 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

that is strangely incestuous hahahaa


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3662705 - 01/22/05 12:47 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Whats wrong with hittin step sisters. Its not like shes your blood anyhow.


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Why some rice farmers -- some rice eaters ran him out of Korea. Yes, they ran him out of Korea. Rice eaters with nothing but gym shoes, and a rifle, and a bowl of rice took him and his tanks and his napalm, and all that other action he's supposed to have and ran him across the Yalu. Why? 'Cause the day that he can win on the ground has passed.

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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #3662726 - 01/22/05 12:51 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

"Step Counts" as said in HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" :lol:


Edited by x_TYLER_x (01/22/05 12:52 PM)

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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: TYL3R]
    #3662786 - 01/22/05 01:07 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Not to deviate from the topic at hand, but is there actually anything wrong with nailing your step sister? I want to know people's opinions of it. I wouldn't have a problem with it if I had a scorchingly hot step sister.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: DNKYD]
    #3662801 - 01/22/05 01:11 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Is your step sister hot?


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: DNKYD]
    #3662809 - 01/22/05 01:14 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

There's no problem with it by blood, only social stigmas maybe


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: downforpot]
    #3662821 - 01/22/05 01:18 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

I don't actualy have a step sister, my parents are still married. But if I did, and she was hot, and seduced me one night while mommy and daddy were out, I'd go for it.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: DNKYD]
    #3662830 - 01/22/05 01:20 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
I don't actualy have a step sister, my parents are still married. But if I did, and she was hot, and seduced me one night while mommy and daddy were out, I'd go for it.

My opinion in a nutshell


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: DNKYD]
    #3663272 - 01/22/05 03:45 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
I don't actualy have a step sister, my parents are still married. But if I did, and she was hot, and seduced me one night while mommy and daddy were out, I'd go for it.



I think I would also.

Hey, why don't you beat the shit out of your step bro? or piss in his bed? maaan I wish I was in a position like you.. theres so many fucking options! buy some gay porn and leave it out in his room so your dad or step mom finds it. As I come up with new ideas I'll post them.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #3668055 - 01/23/05 02:06 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Hella: I wish I could beat the shit out of him, but he's like 70 or 80 pounds heavier then me. I hate to admit it but he would wipe the floor with me without using to arms. I locked my shit up, but I shouldn't have to, ya know.

As for my step-sister, I doubt she would be up for it, I would have to be pretty drunk to get past the whole social inscibed brainwashing and there's a bunch of other issues that come up as well. Just so you know, I'm not even considering it, though I apprecaite the advice. As Tyler said "step counts"
Somebody PM'ed me to piss in my step-brothers mouthwash, doesn't that make me as bad as him? Thanks for your advice guys


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3668910 - 01/23/05 05:09 PM (3 years, 11 months ago)


Somebody PM'ed me to piss in my step-brothers mouthwash, doesn't that make me as bad as him?

Ironically, swishing your mouth out with urine is actually healthy(people in the middle ages used to do it)....but the idea of it is still gross.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3671410 - 01/24/05 05:45 AM (3 years, 11 months ago)

Tidbit of news about this, my Dad and step-mom are going out of town in a couple of days, leaving me alone with the two steps, I know one of two things is going to happen either one of them is going to have a party or I am. So I've got a decision to make. Can't write more now, I'm on my way to work.


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