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OfflineDMTelepath
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turkey and mustard? plus women questions
    #3339811 - 11/10/04 01:06 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

I'm about to make a sandwich and i'm wondering if turkey and mustard go together well? I don't want to have to waste a sandwich if it isn't good. On a sidenote i have some women questions and comments. Earlier i was with my best friend/girlfriend laying in her bed cuddling and whatnot, half naked, and she's like "you're such a tease". I laughed out loud and asked what she was talking about. It then came to me that she wanted sex! I'd been wanting sex for the past few days, but didn't know if she was ready or not. How the hell do i tell if a girl wants sex, and isn't showing very obvious signs (not including cuddling and kissing and groping)? She said "i might just have to rape you" and i said "be my guest", so everything went well but.......i need to know!!! Help?


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OfflineSkunk420
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Re: turkey and mustard? [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3339843 - 11/10/04 01:20 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

quit talking about munchies, I need to go smoke first, then get more later, to full on beer.......................


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Edited by skunk78395 (11/10/04 01:20 AM)


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OfflineDMTelepath
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Re: turkey and mustard? [Re: Skunk420]
    #3339883 - 11/10/04 01:37 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Should i just not look for signs and do my own thing, undress her myself and all that? Or should i just wait until she's downlright ready to rape me? Teasing is so much fun, it makes me go over the edge, and it makes women i've been with go over the edge. Entice her and give he soft teases, you won't regret it! :laugh:


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Offlinekadakuda
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Re: turkey and mustard? [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3339903 - 11/10/04 01:45 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

milk, milk

lemonade

around the corner fudge is made.

thank you peter.


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OfflineThe_Red_Crayon
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Re: turkey and mustard? plus women questions [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3340418 - 11/10/04 06:54 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

Mustard on a turkey sandwich is the sole condiment i use. I highly recommend it.


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Why some rice farmers -- some rice eaters ran him out of Korea. Yes, they ran him out of Korea. Rice eaters with nothing but gym shoes, and a rifle, and a bowl of rice took him and his tanks and his napalm, and all that other action he's supposed to have and ran him across the Yalu. Why? 'Cause the day that he can win on the ground has passed.


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OfflineTurd
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Re: turkey and mustard? plus women questions [Re: DMTelepath]
    #3340540 - 11/10/04 07:57 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

bread, turkey, cheese, mustard

recipe for happiness


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Re: turkey and mustard? plus women questions [Re: Turd]
    #3340571 - 11/10/04 08:16 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

thanksgiving turkey sanwich recipe:

(not just for the adventurous)

place turkey on slice of bread

schmear with cranberry sauce

put some stove top stuffing on that bitch (pardon my french)

hold the mustard

hold the mayo

delicately balance second slice of bread on top

smoosh with hands

consume


WOMEN (alternate recipe):

tease tease tease...

undress her in incriments, one extra peice of clothing at a time

invite your secratary over when you finally get to the panties.

(any other female friend will do if youve not a secratary)

smoosh with hands

consume


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OfflinePenguin
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Re: turkey and mustard? plus women questions [Re: Todcasil]
    #3340680 - 11/10/04 08:59 AM (4 years, 1 month ago)

mustard goes good with everything!


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