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 piKKKel
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 Help with an unknown drugtest from the gov...? 
#3279108 - 10/26/04 10:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm joining something for the government and was wondering if anyone could give me any advice on passing a drug test next year.Say I was to not have any opiates,thc, shroomz for 1 month prior to my drugtest. They may give me a hair,blood,urine, swab test or maybe another one. Can anyone tell me how long before my test I'd be fine for passing if I was to stop doing drugs. Again, I know when I get the test I jsut don't know what kind. How long can they detect thc and opium in your blood?Or hair?Any methods that aren't obvious for passing?thank you!
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 Re: Help with an unknown drugtest from the gov...? [Re: piKKKel]
#3279171 - 10/26/04 10:37 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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MrBump
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 Re: Help with an unknown drugtest from the gov...? [Re: piKKKel]
#3279415 - 10/26/04 11:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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passing drug tests
are you joining the military?
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Re: Help with an unknown drugtest from the gov...? [Re: MrBump]
#3279445 - 10/26/04 11:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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is this the right area to post this? by the way, welcome to our little kingdom.
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Silven
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Re: Help with an unknown drugtest from the gov...? [Re: druqks46]
#3279487 - 10/26/04 11:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Your hair can be tested for as long as it's growing. My suggestion, have it shaved off around the time of the testing. Get it removed during the month of your abstinence from drugs.
Shrooms are only testable in urine for up to 3 days I believe.
THC is detectable for up to a month depending on your body weight, maybe a bit more give or take a week.
Opiates I'm unsure of how long they are detectable.
IMO they aren't going to test for psilocin/psilocybin because it's a set of tests by itself and is more expensive, though depending on your position in the government I guess it is possible.
My advice, don't help our government with anything until they begin helping the people of our country instead of colonizing the middle east 
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piKKKel
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Re: Help with an unknown drugtest from the gov...? [Re: Silven]
#3283768 - 10/27/04 09:40 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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well thank you everyone, but believe me, iI don't wnat to go and no, it's not the military. I need to do this ta get some money for tech college
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piKKKel
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Re: Help with an unknown drugtest from the gov...? [Re: piKKKel]
#3283776 - 10/27/04 09:42 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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just scared they have some way of doing a test that i don't know of and the drugs will still be somewhere in my body. :/
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Re: Help with an unknown drugtest from the gov...? [Re: piKKKel]
#3283781 - 10/27/04 09:42 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's a member of the kkk :/
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pacopaco
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If they may do a hair follicle test and you want this job you need 3 months to clean out marijuana. Blood and urine tests are easy to fool, and need little time to clean up for. Those damn shampoos for hair follicle tests do not work, and I still wouldn't count on bleaching your hair or any of those other tricks, they are unproven to work. Your best bet is to quit smokin the sweet cheeba 3.5 months (atleast!) before your test, shave your head 2 weeks after you quit smoking (thc accumulates all along the inside of your hair follicle and sticks there pretty damn well) if you shave when you quit there still will be some inside the base of the hair follice, you'd have to pluck out hairs 1 by 1 to be clean... Then just let it grow out and look normal. Depending on what the test is for they could be real anal about it if you look like you recently shaved your head. I had a hair follice test this past summer (and I failed) and the lady saw me and laughed when she saw I had a regular hair cut and mentioned most people come in with a shaved head, or sometimes shaved body. If this is the case they will take a body hair sample and chest, leg, ass and pubic hair will all test positive if you have been smoking. I do know of one person that naturally has very fine hair and is a red head - he shaved his head and they took it from his leg and he passed, but I wouldn't trust this 1 instance as a rule of thumb, i've heard stories where people have had eye lashes taken and tested positive. Good luck man 
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