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OfflineGumbyS
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The Great Penis Size Poll
    #2316608 - 02/09/04 01:39 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Well the last one died in the software upgrade, so here it is.
Erect Penis Size?
You may choose only one
Erect under 4 Inches
Erect 4-5 inches
Erect 5-5.5 inches
Erect 5.5-6 inches
Erect 6-6.5 inches
Erect 6.5-7 inches
Erect 7-7.5 inches
Erect 7.5-8 inches
Erect 8-8.5 inches
Erect 8.5-9 inches
Erect 9+ inches


Votes accepted from (02/08/04 12:00 AM) to (No end specified)
View the results of this poll



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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2319501 - 02/09/04 08:24 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Aiight, anyone voting over 8 inches needs to provide verifiable photographic proof. No airbrushing and no John Holmes pics either. LOL. :shiftyeyes:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Basidiocarp]
    #2323487 - 02/11/04 08:45 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

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Basidiocarp said:
Aiight, anyone voting over 8 inches needs to provide verifiable photographic proof. No airbrushing and no John Holmes pics either. LOL. :shiftyeyes:



Man, I can't believe people would bullshit in an anonymous poll. According to the results so far, everyone has a larger than average (5in) Penis!

I'm gonna wait 'til theres a few more in before voting. :wink:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Jackal]
    #2324109 - 02/11/04 12:33 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

I will measure mine at home tonight and post results(maybe pics to prove if its over 8 inchs)... believe it or not I never measured myself.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2325930 - 02/12/04 05:36 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Hey!! They weren't lying (just got mixed up and gave metric measurements...)


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: sakura]
    #2326873 - 02/12/04 12:54 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

:smile: 6cm is not much....


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Basidiocarp]
    #2331093 - 02/13/04 01:24 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

I don't think atleast too many people are lying based on the poll results because it follows a pretty well formed bell curve, though slightly skewed but not too much.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: neuro]
    #2333550 - 02/14/04 03:46 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

i don't think that bell curve is slightly scewed...it's seems pretty accurate to me...if you want me to break out my stats book i'd gladdly find the average and the standard deviation for ya....seems that the shroomerites have about a 6 inch penis though. that's not that far off of the 5 inch...

of course, i always thought that five standard was to make most people feel better about themselves...but you do have to realize that those 3in penises really throw off a curve.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: llamaboy]
    #2334957 - 02/14/04 04:17 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

im over 9.
but i dont think its a big deal. its not like im going around jabbing evry chick i see.
its just big, i remember in middle school i had to stop wearing sweatpants....

if i could do it all over i would ALWAY S wear sweatpants, NO UNDIES, and WAVE MY TENT FOR ALL TO SEE!!!! what could happen? ALOT OF BLOWJOBS THATS WHAT!!!!


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Mitchnast]
    #2334970 - 02/14/04 04:20 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

oh, and i would show you my schlong, but im shy about my slight masturbation-induced crook and friction sores


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2336499 - 02/15/04 03:18 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Remember, to correctly measure your cock take a ruler and measure from the top of the penis. If you have a foreskin, pull it back to get an accurate measurement. Then, take your ruler and press inwards until you touch your pelvic bone (to get past the fat).


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: daba]
    #2336517 - 02/15/04 03:29 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

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Then, take your ruler and press inwards until you touch your pelvic bone (to get past the fat).



Press in until you hit bone? Those sounds like cheatin' words to me. I've only ever measured that which is visible (and usable!) , that is, the base of the penis where it joins the body to the tip.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Basidiocarp]
    #2336554 - 02/15/04 04:04 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Well, the bone-pressing-method I referred to was to get past any discrepancies, such as losing weight (therefore reducing the fat, and adding length to your measurement).


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: daba]
    #2337402 - 02/15/04 12:57 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

i think measurement would be more accurate if ppl were to use a carpenters square, part their legs at 90 deg.
line up the square down one leg, pitting the corner into the bag-leg (remember that term) and use the other legnth of the square to measure. i tried it that way and got like 11.5 inches :smile:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2354408 - 02/19/04 11:00 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

hey.. if you right-click the number you get the names :grin:



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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Wiccan_Seeker]
    #2355461 - 02/19/04 03:38 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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hey.. if you right-click the number you get the names :grin:




No you don't.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2360304 - 02/20/04 04:19 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

I just feel sorry for whoever said that they were under 4"!!!


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2360507 - 02/20/04 05:44 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Alright, so I dont mind, Ill wip it out and take a pic with a ruler next to it to prove my size =)


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: BLuEFroG]
    #2364765 - 02/21/04 05:31 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

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Alright, so I dont mind, Ill wip it out and take a pic with a ruler next to it to prove my size =)



Sweet, perhaps this will be the start of a lucrative porn career for ya. :cool:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2367487 - 02/22/04 10:52 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

This brings up an interesting question... is there anybody that hasn't measured their erection?


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Seuss]
    #2370194 - 02/22/04 11:00 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

i doubt it


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2373868 - 02/23/04 10:09 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Just curious...

Are those who said they are more than 9 inches African American?


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Mitchnast]
    #2393862 - 03/02/04 02:55 AM (4 years, 5 months ago)

You're too funny Mitch :lol:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: llamaboy]
    #2397330 - 03/03/04 06:09 AM (4 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

llamaboy said:
i don't think that bell curve is slightly scewed...it's seems pretty accurate to me...if you want me to break out my stats book i'd gladdly find the average and the standard deviation for ya....seems that the shroomerites have about a 6 inch penis though. that's not that far off of the 5 inch...

of course, i always thought that five standard was to make most people feel better about themselves...but you do have to realize that those 3in penises really throw off a curve.



"seems that the shroomerites have about a 6 inch penis though."

Maybe scientists should look into this, "mushrooms causing dicks to grow"! :laugh:


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