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 cacharstar
Strange is good...
Registered: 11/13/08
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 Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard...  [Re: Poor Boy]
#16416257 - 06/21/12 08:21 PM (10 months, 25 days ago) |
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When I was on the streets in Santa Cruz as a young lad I got trolled hard.
This weird hippie dude would come up and give me and my street lady some change like every day. By the time he offered us some acid I was pretty sure he was cool because of all the money he kicked us. So days go by before I see him again. The day finally comes and he says to follow him. I was super excited to get some free Lucy. We walk into the public heroin den by the buss station and he proceeds to pull out a small bottle of unopened whiskey and a fucking caramel candy. I was like WTF He says that all you have to do is let the candy dissolve into the bottle and then you will have pure crystals forming on the bottom. So we proceed to put the candy into the bottle. And wait.....and wait.......and fucking wait some more. Eventually I decided that this was stupid and drink the bottle. A few days later the fucking guy comes up when I am outside of pizza my heart and asks so how was it? 
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Best In The World
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: cacharstar]
#16416275 - 06/21/12 08:24 PM (10 months, 25 days ago) |
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cacharstar said:
When I was on the streets in Santa Cruz as a young lad I got trolled hard.
This weird hippie dude would come up and give me and my street lady some change like every day. By the time he offered us some acid I was pretty sure he was cool because of all the money he kicked us. So days go by before I see him again. The day finally comes and he says to follow him. I was super excited to get some free Lucy. We walk into the public heroin den by the buss station and he proceeds to pull out a small bottle of unopened whiskey and a fucking caramel candy. I was like WTF He says that all you have to do is let the candy dissolve into the bottle and then you will have pure crystals forming on the bottom. So we proceed to put the candy into the bottle. And wait.....and wait.......and fucking wait some more. Eventually I decided that this was stupid and drink the bottle. A few days later the fucking guy comes up when I am outside of pizza my heart and asks so how was it?
What were you trying to say there lol what ended up happening after you drank the bottle?
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cacharstar
Strange is good...
Registered: 11/13/08
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Best In The World]
#16416312 - 06/21/12 08:31 PM (10 months, 25 days ago) |
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what ended up happening after you drank the bottle?
Nothing. It was an un opened bottle of whiskey with an undissolved candy from the liquor store counter. All that happened is I felt stupid and some older hippie dude got his rocks off by messing with the dumb 16 year old.
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Mafeki
Umadbro
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Posts: 3,884
Loc: Jamaica
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: cacharstar]
#16416466 - 06/21/12 09:03 PM (10 months, 25 days ago) |
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xbloodwhipx
Booty warrior, chill and smoke
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Posts: 4,485
Loc: Jail 
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: cacharstar]
#16416916 - 06/21/12 10:39 PM (10 months, 25 days ago) |
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cacharstar said:
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what ended up happening after you drank the bottle?
Nothing. It was an un opened bottle of whiskey with an undissolved candy from the liquor store counter. All that happened is I felt stupid and some older hippie dude got his rocks off by messing with the dumb 16 year old.
It would of been messed if you drank it and it was like rufilin inside the candy or some shit
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 Salomon
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#16416936 - 06/21/12 10:42 PM (10 months, 25 days ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said:
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cacharstar said:
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what ended up happening after you drank the bottle?
Nothing. It was an un opened bottle of whiskey with an undissolved candy from the liquor store counter. All that happened is I felt stupid and some older hippie dude got his rocks off by messing with the dumb 16 year old.
It would of been messed if you drank it and it was like rufilin inside the candy or some shit
zen he wakes up in a gutter missing a kidney 
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xbloodwhipx
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Salomon]
#16416974 - 06/21/12 10:46 PM (10 months, 25 days ago) |
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Salomon said:
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xbloodwhipx said:
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cacharstar said:
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what ended up happening after you drank the bottle?
Nothing. It was an un opened bottle of whiskey with an undissolved candy from the liquor store counter. All that happened is I felt stupid and some older hippie dude got his rocks off by messing with the dumb 16 year old.
It would of been messed if you drank it and it was like rufilin inside the candy or some shit
zen he wakes up in a gutter missing a kidney
With a sore asshole
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cacharstar
Strange is good...
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: Salomon]
#16416985 - 06/21/12 10:48 PM (10 months, 25 days ago) |
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edit. with a wet asshole
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blankk
on the road
Registered: 11/04/11
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: cacharstar]
#16417096 - 06/21/12 11:05 PM (10 months, 25 days ago) |
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lolwut
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: blankk]
#16417141 - 06/21/12 11:11 PM (10 months, 25 days ago) |
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For the end of high school celebrations in Hawaii, my uncle and his group of mates kidnapped the school principal, stripped him of his clothes and locked him in a closet. They then dressed up a mannequin in his clothes took him to the top of the school building, and with a loudspeaker said that the principal was going to jump...drew quite a crowd, cops, bystanders. Then they threw off the mannequin lol and everyone started screaming etc. Apparently one of the kid's Dad knew the head police officer so they got let off after a day in the cells
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“Oh, I was only a private,” replied the veteran.
Diogenes rocked as if about to fall. “Ye gods!” he gasped. “At last!” Then after catching his breath he blew out his lantern and went home.
-Osho
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blankk
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: lolwut]
#16417183 - 06/21/12 11:16 PM (10 months, 25 days ago) |
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Fuuuuck that must have been a rush
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xbloodwhipx
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Re: Poast the best IRL Troll story youve ever heard... [Re: lolwut]
#16417383 - 06/21/12 11:56 PM (10 months, 25 days ago) |
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lolwut said:
For the end of high school celebrations in Hawaii, my uncle and his group of mates kidnapped the school principal, stripped him of his clothes and locked him in a closet. They then dressed up a mannequin in his clothes took him to the top of the school building, and with a loudspeaker said that the principal was going to jump...drew quite a crowd, cops, bystanders. Then they threw off the mannequin lol and everyone started screaming etc. Apparently one of the kid's Dad knew the head police officer so they got let off after a day in the cells
Im calling bullshit
They would have went to jail for kidnapping
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