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Anonymous #2

Re: constipated! thanks to amphetamines [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #15957496 - 03/16/12 11:55 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

:wink:


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Anonymous #10

Re: constipated! thanks to amphetamines [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #15960762 - 03/17/12 09:14 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

being constipated sucks.


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Anonymous #1

Re: constipated! thanks to amphetamines [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #15960839 - 03/17/12 09:31 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

I get tons of fiber!!! It's probably more likely stress!


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Anonymous #1

Re: constipated! thanks to amphetamines [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15969990 - 03/20/12 01:26 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

i pooped!


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Anonymous #4

Re: constipated! thanks to amphetamines [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15969997 - 03/20/12 01:27 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

I would have eaten laxatives if I had to go that long. :eek:


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Anonymous #9

Re: constipated! thanks to amphetamines [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15970622 - 03/20/12 08:09 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
i pooped!






:kaneclap:


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Anonymous #11

Re: constipated! thanks to amphetamines [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #15970627 - 03/20/12 08:11 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

TAKE 5 FUCKING CUPS OF COFFEE


then have a gourmet shit


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Anonymous #12

Re: constipated! thanks to amphetamines [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #15970708 - 03/20/12 09:04 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

There's this over-the-counter natural laxative called senokot. I was constipated when my appendix was inflamed and didnt shit from the laxative they gave me at the hospital (didn't know my appendix was fucked at this point) so I popped 6 of these fucking things and went to sleep lol. Next morning felt toxic, went to hospital, got transferred to city hospital, just before surgery I had unstoppable liquid shit. Senokot. Do that next time. Pop a whole box hahaha


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Anonymous #2

Re: constipated! thanks to amphetamines [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #15970803 - 03/20/12 10:01 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Laxatives do not adequately treat gi blockage. You gotta address the problem from the appropriate end. Suppositories ftw.


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Anonymous #1

Re: constipated! thanks to amphetamines [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #15973540 - 03/20/12 10:09 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

well the turds are only finger length but i'll take it. so how does one go about buying this poop chute exciter without looking like a retard?


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Anonymous #2

Re: constipated! thanks to amphetamines [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15973649 - 03/20/12 10:29 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Look like a retard deliberately. It'll be fun.

Dude, if you are still havin issues you should see your doc... Doesn't sound like drug induced gi problem. Unless of course you've been ooting addys every day since you've posted.


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Anonymous #12

Re: constipated! thanks to amphetamines [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #15974090 - 03/20/12 11:43 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Buy 2 boxes of laxatives, rubber gloves, magnum condoms, rope, and duct tape and go to the counter with a big grin on your face. If it's a really persistent thing it's best to go to a doc, they have really powerful stuff.


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