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 Almond Flour
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 Used Dildo Store 
#15906908 - 03/06/12 01:37 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Ive decided to open a small business selling 1 thing.....USED dildos!
Sounds gross right? But at Real CA Milks used dildo emporium we offer the lowest prices on all your dildo needs. Not to mention our dildos go through a crack team of inspection specialists who make sure to sterilize your product.
So what do you think fellas and gals? Yay or Nay? Would you shop here?
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Speck1186
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HELL NO
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 Mr.PhilCybin
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 Re: Used Dildo Store [Re: Speck1186] 2
#15906956 - 03/06/12 01:44 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Your target customer will be creepy dudes that want to smell them. 
Cater to them, and leave them unsanitized 
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Almond Flour
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Quote:
Speck1186 said:
HELL NO
Lets say you wanted a really nice glass dildo that has only been dropped a COUPLE of times ......and what if you could get said dildo from me for 70% off! Wouldnt you at least consider it. Thats a great deal
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In other words, thinking outside the box might be facilitated by having a somewhat less intact box. -Random Doctor
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition -Timothy Leary
Everyone has their own unique brand of toxic psychosis -Alexander Shulgin
living forever would be a terrible curse if there were not also quality of life to match it. -Unknown
There may be flies on you and me, but there are no flies on Jesus -Hunter Thompson
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Speck1186
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NOPE!!!!
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xpl0de
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said:
leave them unsanitized
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Me_Roy
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Re: Used Dildo Store [Re: xpl0de] 1
#15907041 - 03/06/12 01:58 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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A friend of mine gets suspiciously high prices from the lots of used panties she sells on e-bay once they've worn out.
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enthiangenic
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There was a second hand sex novelty shop next to my high school, well the two were seperated by a bunch of trees but yeah it was the next lot down the road from my school. They buy and sell porn, dildos, and so much more. That business is next to a titty bar followed by a florist. After I graduated high school, I was working for this guy who would always go to that titty bar after work. There were a few days he gave me a ride home but first I would have wait for him to go in and drink a few beers. On those days, since I was not old enough to go in the titty bar, I would go in the second hand novelty shop and look around. They had a used dildo section with a sign explaining that each one had been sterilized and were 40-50% less than the new dildos. I once sold 10 old playboys and hustlers for just enough money to buy a quarter of weed. Those were the days.
Oh yeah, the name of the shop was Second Time Around.
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demonofchaos
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Re: Used Dildo Store [Re: Me_Roy]
#15907069 - 03/06/12 02:04 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Me_Roy said:
A friend of mine gets suspiciously high prices from the lots of used panties she sells on e-bay once they've worn out.
does she include a pic?
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Anonymous #1
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I would never shop there but I know friends (girls) who sell their used/worn panties online.
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Me_Roy
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Quote:
demonofchaos said:
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Me_Roy said:
A friend of mine gets suspiciously high prices from the lots of used panties she sells on e-bay once they've worn out.
does she include a pic?
No -- I think it started innocently: she put them up on a lark in the early days of e-bay and found that there was quite the market.
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koraks
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said:
Your target customer will be creepy dudes that want to smell them.
Cater to them, and leave them unsanitized
This.
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keyohnah
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Re: Used Dildo Store [Re: koraks]
#15909254 - 03/06/12 04:10 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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No way in hell.
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MZA
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Re: Used Dildo Store [Re: keyohnah]
#15909371 - 03/06/12 04:48 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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I've seen them at the flea market, not in any sort of packaging and all different kinds so I would assume they're used.
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I'm gaspin' for air, my vision disappears,
I'm blinkin' and I'm thinkin'--Yeah!
Waiting for the sun on a Spanish caravan
Solar eclipse and I feel like starin' man
Who's that man in the windowpane
Got somethin' on his tongue and it's startin' to stain
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Almond Flour
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Re: Used Dildo Store [Re: MZA]
#15909791 - 03/06/12 06:26 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Ya know.....it might be a better idea to sell used panties and say they came from a hot women instead. that sounds much easier and cheaper.
Is this illegal? Could I walk around farting and scratching my crack all day inside womens underware and then sell them on Ebay (with a profile picture of a hot lady)?
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In other words, thinking outside the box might be facilitated by having a somewhat less intact box. -Random Doctor
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition -Timothy Leary
Everyone has their own unique brand of toxic psychosis -Alexander Shulgin
living forever would be a terrible curse if there were not also quality of life to match it. -Unknown
There may be flies on you and me, but there are no flies on Jesus -Hunter Thompson
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fee
Im he who is the
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I'll trade you my gf's used dildos for new ones.
Everyone needs a change once in awhile.
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Have you actually seen what poledancers do?
Its not subjective, it IS erotic activity.
There are more practical ways to slide down a pole than with your legs spread and using your pussy as a brake. Ask the fire department.
[quote]fapjack said:
My grandma always said I"'d rather have a rock hard acorn being drilled into me by a man, than some soggy baguette being flicked into me by a fairy."[/quote]
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Wishing Well
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Re: Used Dildo Store [Re: fee] 2
#15911801 - 03/07/12 12:34 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Now if you would sanitize them and then lace them with drugs for us I might try a few
Straight to the bloodstream from the vagina
thats what they say anyway
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