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Anonymous #1

Poll: would you rather feel hungover or constipated?
    #15876430 - 02/28/12 04:36 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

random question but i was constipated a while back and it fucking was terrible. i took two dumps today. so i was wondering:
would you rather be constipated or hungover????
You may choose only one
constipated
hungover


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Anonymous #2

Re: Poll: would you rather feel hungover or constipated? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15876462 - 02/28/12 04:47 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Hungover for sure. Fuck, i hate when my shits are irregular.  :cuteshit:


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Anonymous #3

Re: Poll: would you rather feel hungover or constipated? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #15877354 - 02/28/12 07:57 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Poll fail, no STAL option


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Anonymous #4

Re: Poll: would you rather feel hungover or constipated? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #15878071 - 02/28/12 10:11 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous #5

Re: Poll: would you rather feel hungover or constipated? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #15878208 - 02/28/12 10:33 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

hungover lasts like a day at most for me, being constipated spans multiple days each day getting considerably worse, i will take the hangover.

that said, i've spent my whole life battling constipation.  i would give anything to make it go away, i eat relatively healthy but growing up i don't think our diet was the healthiest, i'm not sure.  anyway i can't seem to shake it.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Poll: would you rather feel hungover or constipated? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #15878237 - 02/28/12 10:40 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

stal??? explain

@Anon 5: yea that the fucking worst. i cannot imagine being constipated for more than a day or two. i just felt like a whale floating around in the air, like a big barge making wakes everywhere i went. i think constipation also is induced by stress, so try some relaxing techniques.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Poll: would you rather feel hungover or constipated? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15878247 - 02/28/12 10:42 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

As a vegetarian, I can't relate to constipation problems.  I poop at least once, sometimes twice or thrice, every day.


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Re: Poll: would you rather feel hungover or constipated? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #15878467 - 02/28/12 11:19 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous #5

Re: Poll: would you rather feel hungover or constipated? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #15879303 - 02/29/12 02:45 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

It's annoying, I am fairly sure I am lactose intolerant because anything more than an occasional bite of icecream or cup of milk will bung me up in a real bad way.  I don't crave dairy and ice cream as much as I did when I was younger, thankfully.

I am on a paleo diet now and while things are improving it is still something my body is prone to.  I regularly poop once every two or three days, sometimes more frequently sometimes less.  If I could go every day I would be very happy.

I take lactuolose when I get constipated because it seems to work the quickest.  It's like a giant shot of sugar lol.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Poll: would you rather feel hungover or constipated? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #15879483 - 02/29/12 03:45 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
I eat tons of meat and chips and icecream and shit and I also can't relate to those constipation problems, that sounds horrible. I've eaten 2 11oz bags of potato chips today, and it won't affect my digestion at all.





the golden GI tract


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Anonymous #7

Re: Poll: would you rather feel hungover or constipated? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15879522 - 02/29/12 04:17 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

You can sleep off a hangover, you can't sleep off a dump. You shouldn't, at least.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Poll: would you rather feel hungover or constipated? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #15880103 - 02/29/12 09:50 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Fuck that.  I would rather be constipated than be hungover.  Why walk Around feeling like shit when its less of a pain to not take a shit?

I dunno, I guess since I have lower gi tract issues for years its I'm probably use to it by now?  That and I just hate hangovers.  They are about as bad for me as migraines are.

Ever had diharea, the shits, and be constipated at the same time?


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Anonymous #9

Re: Poll: would you rather feel hungover or constipated? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #15881230 - 02/29/12 03:12 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

I'd rather be constipated.  I take opiates regularly so it's nothing new to me.

Both of them suck but hangovers are fucking deadly.  Especially when people find out you're hungover and bang fucking pots over your head or something.  Jesus H. Christ I can't believe a noise seemingly that loud can exist.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Poll: would you rather feel hungover or constipated? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #15891035 - 03/02/12 05:37 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

anything to do with shit is shit  :cuteshit:
i'll take a hangover any day


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