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Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys
    #15848025 - 02/22/12 05:41 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys
Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.

Skrillex is the inventor of “dubstep” whose sole purpose is to provide a “drop” — common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his “music” are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to rape said afflicted person(s).

Skrillex, a known emosexual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock ‘n roll band “From First To Last” (a band name that celebrates falling from God’s grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic “music” and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after.

Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life — mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented “Rape Vans” used by the gay homo community.

In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head — the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and “ecstasy” (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism).




Don't you just love those crazy Christians. :nyan:

Of course the website is satirical but it is difficult to tell at first .
I had to google it because the stuff in these articles really isn't very far off from some of the views of actual people.
It's sad that some people will actually read this and believe it though :facepalm:


Not hating on anyone here apart from Skrillex.


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Re: Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys [Re: spoonbomb]
    #15848027 - 02/22/12 05:41 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

:watchingyou:


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Re: Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys [Re: spoonbomb]
    #15848030 - 02/22/12 05:41 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

you're totally going to hell.


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Re: Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys [Re: spoonbomb]
    #15848032 - 02/22/12 05:42 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

wait for the drop


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Re: Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys [Re: spoonbomb]
    #15848033 - 02/22/12 05:42 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Well, he is a homosexual.....


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Re: Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys [Re: spoonbomb]
    #15848035 - 02/22/12 05:42 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

That's a parody website, dude. Still funny as shit though

Edit: I'm a dumb ass :kingtard:


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Re: Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15848038 - 02/22/12 05:42 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
wait for the drop



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Re: Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #15848043 - 02/22/12 05:44 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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....ERRRRKKKK durr dum dum dum du ba raggaerag ERKRKKRKRRK *repeat in non rythm forming way for 5 minutes*




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Re: Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #15848113 - 02/22/12 05:59 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

"It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after."

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