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 starfire_xes
Living colors,,,,
 
Registered: 10/24/09
Posts: 12,637
Loc: Southwest US
Last seen: 1 hour, 46 minutes
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 Special Offer For Scene Girls/Rave Babes/Party Animal Girls... 
#15800467 - 02/13/12 12:17 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Are you tired of the same old boring vacations? the same old dull everyday parties? Then consider this vacaton:
To qualify you must satisfy these requirements:
1: At least 18 years of age
2: Have a pussy
Desired:
1: Scene/Rave/Party girls who are sluts...
2: A face full of metal shit weighing at least a pound
3: Metal shit stuck in private parts of the body highly desirable
4: Hair with 5~10 different unatural shades of psychedelic colors
5: Dark and Heavily applied make-up and mascara so your face is almost unrecognizable
6: Tattoos that would make a Bangkok Whore proud.....
7: Mini-skirts with no panties
8: Extremely high libido...
9: The desire to learn...
10: The need for attention, acceptance, and extreme mental and physical pleasures, and stimulation including but not limited to multiple-orgasms, uninhibited sexual contact.
11: The need to discover your inner-self with the assistance of many different substances....
What do you get:
1: Quality guidance and hosting from one of the finest, well-educated, talented, artistic, creative,and intelligent
middle aged, blue-eye, blonde haired male party animals in the Southwest US.
2: Your choice of unlimited amounts from a large selection of substances to assist in meditation, sexual encounters, relaxation, inner discovery, stimulation, tranquilizing, empathetic, head-fucking states of mind.. (all substance must be consumed inside room)
3: your choice of fine beverages and foods.
4: Your favorite Music, as well as live entertainment by the host.
5: Personal massage sessions provided by host; well trained in the ancient asian arts of massage and physical stimulation.
6: The ability to discuss your most intimate fantasies with the host, and role play those fantasies to relieve the tension they have created within you.
7. Exercise sessions day and night. Sessions conclude with sweaty, shaking body, heavy panting, racing heart, dopamine release, pleasant, aching tiredness, and a sense of complete satisfaction.
8. Physical aids and guidance in achieving self-satisfaction
9: Free of the restraints of binding, restrictive clothing.
10: Sleep at any time desired.
11: A male who actually listens to what the fuck you are saying without giving advice....(when desired)
12: You leave with a smile on your face and good memories....
FREE! FREE! FREE! FREE! FREE! FREE!
To apply, contact...  <<<<<< Starfire_xes
PRIS#1 NEED NOT APPLY! 
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 IF THE NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN BECAUSE THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD, TURN IT UP SO YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM BITCH
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SprewellSleeve
Registered: 03/16/09
Posts: 5,304
Loc: USA
Last seen: 13 hours, 34 minutes
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 Re: Special Offer For Scene Girls/Rave Babes/Party Animal Girls... [Re: starfire_xes]
#15861499 - 02/25/12 01:42 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Hmmmm...
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 legit27
Killuminati
Registered: 03/29/10
Posts: 12,360
Loc: europa 
Last seen: 3 seconds
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Re: Special Offer For Scene Girls/Rave Babes/Party Animal Girls... [Re: SprewellSleeve]
#15861522 - 02/25/12 01:48 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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What?
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Too Legit 27 quit.
All posts are SWIM's personal anecdotes.
Once you get the message, hang up the phone.
Ik Onkar; Om.
Gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
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babydoll
trippy bitch
Registered: 03/20/10
Posts: 1,441
Loc: pennsylvania
Last seen: 1 day, 50 seconds
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Re: Special Offer For Scene Girls/Rave Babes/Party Animal Girls... [Re: SprewellSleeve]
#15861528 - 02/25/12 01:49 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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death makes angels of us all
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 Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 168,346
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
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Re: Special Offer For Scene Girls/Rave Babes/Party Animal Girls... [Re: starfire_xes]
#15861576 - 02/25/12 02:07 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
starfire_xes said:
PRIS#1 NEED NOT APPLY!
am I really so transparent? 
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there are 923 words in the english language that do not follow the "I before E"
rule, there are 44 words in the english language that follow the rule. this is
the shit our education funding is paying for and these liberals want more money
for education to keep making students stupid
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ZBrown
I like girls because boobs
Registered: 02/05/12
Posts: 458
Loc: Eagle Nebula
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month
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Re: Special Offer For Scene Girls/Rave Babes/Party Animal Girls... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#15861612 - 02/25/12 02:20 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Umm. Yeah. I have a pre date questionaire that all applicants must fill out too
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.  GIFSoup
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