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 Flower Child
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 Oddest place you've ever fapped? 
#15563401 - 12/23/11 08:10 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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I've fapped in a park once, in the snow. Probably one of the weirdest places i've found myself fap in. Although, i have also fapped in the forest, that's a little weird too i guess.
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 anunnakian
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? [Re: Flower Child]
#15563413 - 12/23/11 08:11 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Jerking it in the woods is bliss man, what's weird about that.
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abltsandwich
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? [Re: Flower Child] 1
#15563415 - 12/23/11 08:11 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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In my parents' bed. While they were sleeping.
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Flower Child
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? [Re: anunnakian]
#15563425 - 12/23/11 08:13 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
anunnakian said:
Jerking it in the woods is bliss man, what's weird about that.
True. It was pretty awesome.
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Joolz
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? [Re: Flower Child]
#15563455 - 12/23/11 08:18 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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I've done it at work in the back office multiple times. A couple times I've had customers come up to the front desk, but that's a pretty simple fix and simply standing close to the counter once I'm up front.
I've rage fapped in bathrooms on long road trips before when my girl sends me sexy pictures and shit just to make sure I have a hard-on the entire time I'm driving down the road.
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Penelope_Tree
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? [Re: Flower Child]
#15563465 - 12/23/11 08:20 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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I fapped at my grandmother's house once. No one was home.
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anunnakian
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? [Re: Joolz]
#15563470 - 12/23/11 08:21 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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I guess the oddest place I ever fapped was in a jar of mayonnaise, eat that mother fucker.
If I need to I will find a place no matter where I am at, well at least when I was in my 20's.
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Salomon
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? [Re: anunnakian]
#15563481 - 12/23/11 08:22 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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pratically everyplace i've ever had to stay at for an extended peorid of time.
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Joolz
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? [Re: anunnakian]
#15563486 - 12/23/11 08:23 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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In high school when I would get boners I could situate my dick in a spot on my jeans where if I casually swung my left leg to the left and right I could rub against the head of my dick with my jeans. The head, as we all know, is pretty ticklish, so that felt pretty fucking fantastic.
Nothing like half wanking it with 20 other classmates in class while you do a test. 
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Flower Child
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? [Re: anunnakian]
#15563515 - 12/23/11 08:27 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
anunnakian said:
I guess the oddest place I ever fapped was in a jar of mayonnaise, eat that mother fucker.
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kintos
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? [Re: abltsandwich] 1
#15563551 - 12/23/11 08:32 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
abltsandwich said:
In my parents' bed. While they were sleeping.
go on...
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trANce
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? [Re: kintos]
#15563615 - 12/23/11 08:42 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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i did it behind my friends house while waiting for him to roll a blunt lol. also in a bathroom that was in the classroom while i was in juvinile. i did it my backyard a bunch of times its 10 times better
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LighterOfDoobies
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? *DELETED* [Re: kintos]
#15563635 - 12/23/11 08:45 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Split Minded
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My senior year of high school one of the girls in my class got pulled over for her blinker not working. We told her that the reason it wasn't working was because she ran out of blinker fluid. The next day she came to school and goes "You guys are fucking assholes, I went to Autozone and asked for blinker fluid and they laughed at me and asked WTF I was talking about. - Gumby
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anunnakian
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There was a post office right next to a bar, one of those small satellite posts mainly for po boxes. Well they leave the door open all the time and damned if I didn't use it for that purpose of relieving my bladder.
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kintos
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? [Re: Split Minded]
#15563699 - 12/23/11 08:53 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Flower Child
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Quote:
LighterOfDoobies said:
Pissed in dorm elevators, stairways late at night when noone's around, one time I opened the door to a random dorm room late at night and made sure noone was awake, and just pissed on the floor in there.
Come to think of it, i haven't really pissed in odd places, other then in the middle of the highway when i was drunk, but that's about it. Probably because i usually have a bathroom nearby when i'm sober.
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LighterOfDoobies
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? *DELETED* [Re: Flower Child]
#15563767 - 12/23/11 09:06 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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Fire Dancer
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Wearing a dress, sitting on the edge of a raised flower bed outside of a bank in a busy downtown with my boyfriend next to me. I had to pee. I scooted back a bit and peed in the flowers! Take THAT, bank!
Once, while driving a delivery truck, I pulled into a library parking lot and watched a porn, fapped and got back to delivering! Is it "fapping" if you're a girl?
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: Oddest place you've ever fapped? [Re: Flower Child]
#15563852 - 12/23/11 09:21 PM (1 year, 4 months ago) |
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i fapped in an alleyway once , shameful
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