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 MisterMuscaria
 
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 strange variation of uniform fetish 
#15432004 - 11/27/11 08:17 PM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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Despite being a health food freak I have a fantasy about girls in fast food uniforms...I wanna bang one in the bathroom of the restaurant while she is all sweaty and gross from her shift.
I have this for other (otherwise attractive) uniformed women as well. I particulalry like the tight fitting black and khaki slacks, with panty line from bikini style briefs. I like her hair to be up, makeup caked on haphazardly, sweat stains, etc. Bonus points if she has glasses on, the nerdier the better.
Gas station attendants too, and waitresses in cheap restaurants like dennies and ihop and whatnot. Most minimum waged uniformed nametag jobs.
I want to find one of those girls and help relieve her stress with a good pounding.
Recently I saw a woman working at a gas station, caked on makeup, nerdy glasses, still cute, couldnt see her ass but I imagined itd be amazing judging by the rest of her. Pink eyeshadow, too much eyeliner, big black plastic glasses (which I normally find ugly), gauges, tattoos, etc and she smiled at me, flirted a bit and squeaked out a "you're cute" at the end of the convo with a smile. I couldnt help but think about banging her all day.
theme park workers
gas station attendants
fast food workers
pet store workers
department stores (walmart is bottom of the barrel and therefore the best)
home improvement stores
Anything that requires a polo or vest, slacks, nametag, etc.
Even though Id never work one of those jobs again unless shit REALLY hit the fan for me I just wanna bang one of those sweaty, stinky, dorky, tired, stressed, underpaid, annoyed, daydreaming girls.
The only reason I go into these evil corporate boxes when I need something is to scope out the girls working there.
I fantasize about one day rescuing one from her awful job, tweaker boyfriend, alcoholic father, car problems, stinky apartment, mid grade weed, etc in the podunk town and taking her around the country with me. Show her what good weed looks like, dose her out, fuck her in a hotel every night and show her how to make money without working a shit job
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MisterMuscaria
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I want to eat out one of those minimum waged polo shirted khaki'd girls when she's all sweaty, stinky and sticky after she's just gotten off a double shift. I want to pull down her tight khakis and white cotton panties and just go to town.
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koraks
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 Get crakin' already!
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shLong
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Re: strange variation of uniform fetish [Re: koraks]
#15435818 - 11/28/11 04:48 PM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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koraks said:
Get crakin' already!
I laughed several times reading the OP
near lost it at the WalMart part
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MisterMuscaria
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Re: strange variation of uniform fetish [Re: koraks]
#15436076 - 11/28/11 05:49 PM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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I feel disgusted at myself for some of my fetishes but I guess there is no harm in it.
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koraks
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That's a bit odd coming from your mouth, knowing what other things you've been known to indulge in 
Don't worry about it man. Sexual deviancy is cool.
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MisterMuscaria
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Re: strange variation of uniform fetish [Re: koraks]
#15436096 - 11/28/11 05:55 PM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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I feel even worse about those other things.
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shLong
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you're normal, bud...ferreal
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