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OfflineThe24HourMC
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chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face
    #14636902 - 06/19/11 09:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Just the once. was I wrong?


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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: The24HourMC] * 1
    #14636905 - 06/19/11 09:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

What did you do to get kneed?

Also, she didn't do it right if you got up.


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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: The24HourMC] * 1
    #14636908 - 06/19/11 09:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You shouldve kneed her in the pussy :smirk:


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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: The24HourMC]
    #14636917 - 06/19/11 09:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'd say no.


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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: Asante]
    #14636920 - 06/19/11 09:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Saw a girl take a knee in a martial arts class, it put her on the floor just like a guy.


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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: Doc_T] * 2
    #14636936 - 06/19/11 09:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Saw a girl take a knee in a martial arts class, it put her on the floor just like a guy.






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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: The24HourMC] * 1
    #14636941 - 06/19/11 09:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you can't hit a girl man thats messed up


apparently girls breasts are really sensitive like mens balls are, so you could give a swift slap of the breasts or execute a titty punch


another chick was telling me that it hurts chicks to get kicked in the crotch too because they have a vagina bone and things


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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: The24HourMC]
    #14636944 - 06/19/11 09:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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The24HourMC said:
Just the once. was I wrong?



Depends. Did you deserve it?

If you deserved it then not cool at all.

If she did it to you for little or no reason, then I would say she deserved it.


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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: The24HourMC]
    #14636950 - 06/19/11 09:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Fail post for not saying why you got kneed in the first place. How are we supposed to judge that?

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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14636956 - 06/19/11 09:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well,  we were playing around, slapboxing to be exact,  and just outta nowhere she catches me in the balls hard. I was on the floor at least 2 full minutes.


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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: The24HourMC] * 1
    #14636960 - 06/19/11 09:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I would say it was wrong of you to hit her then. I mean I would be super pissed off about it, but it would take a lot more than that for me to actually hit a woman.

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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: The24HourMC]
    #14636963 - 06/19/11 09:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you know what i never understood - how a mans balls are somehow connected to our lungs. cos when i get a solid knock to my nads i fully get winded and can't breathe and shit


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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: Solemente]
    #14636968 - 06/19/11 09:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Vagina  bone? lol you mean pelvic girdle? we all have the same number of bones...

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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: Doc_T]
    #14636969 - 06/19/11 09:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you should have twisted her nipplez
soft but hard enough to make your point
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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: Solemente]
    #14636970 - 06/19/11 09:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It can cause permanent damage to your balls. She said it was an accident t that sge was aiming for my stomach. I say there's no way to miss that. The stomach is significantly higher


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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14636971 - 06/19/11 09:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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vagina bone



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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: The24HourMC]
    #14636974 - 06/19/11 09:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Could have been an accident, or you could have taken things to far and she did the one thing that she knew would get your attention.

If she did it just to watch you roll around on the ground in pain then she deserves a black eye. I NEVER hit a woman, but if a woman hits me to cause the most damage she can like that just to be spiteful I might.

I don't hit woman, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't in certain circumstances. If a woman all out attacked me to cause me harm I would knock her the fuck out. :shrug:


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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: The24HourMC]
    #14636977 - 06/19/11 09:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Well,  we were playing around, slapboxing to be exact,  and just outta nowhere she catches me in the balls hard. I was on the floor at least 2 full minutes.




I would have slapboxed her into submission, not punched her.

And /or dry smashed her shitbox, y'know.


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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14636986 - 06/19/11 09:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

well whatever it is, theres a bone just above the box, i guess dudes have the same thing, but our balls absorb most of the impact and thus it doesn't hit the vagina bone.

chicks (most) have no balls so when they get kicked in the crotch , majority of the impact goes straight into the vagina bone



i could never hurt a woman though. it actually puts you in a bit of an awkard situation if your around an angry and violent female because you can't really do anything back. you just kind of have to put your head down and take it untill they stop. or like hold their wrists so they cant hit you or something.


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Re: chick kneed my in the nuts so i got up when i could and punched her in the face [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14636992 - 06/19/11 09:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

There's usually a clitoris between the top of your foot and her vagina bone.


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