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So I met some girl at the bar a few weeks ago. She friended me on facebook. She came in tonight and we were talkin and haning out. Im sitting here drunk, get on facebook, and see she messaged me. I went to her profile to check out pictures...bored....check out some of her friends wall posts...typical boredom really. So I space out retard drunk style, and think Im on my page. I dont know why. So Im scrolling down, reading all of these comments, and start replying to all of them at random....just drunk nonsense. Not until people start replying to all of these comments do I realize I dont know any of these people, and they dont know me. I hardly know this chick to begin with, and Im pretty sure I just harassed all of her family and friends.
we were at the local pub, and many drinks were consumed, especially by me. after having like 2 or so shots of bicardi 151 i was on autopilot. after the 1st one we were all still happy buzzed and in control drunk, but when we ordered the second one, i was just hella smashed, and my friend got kicked out cos he puked all over the bar/wall on the way to the toilet.
the guy is a champion man. he drinks his shot of 151 and has a water to chase it down quickly, but in the process of taking the shot, he " gwok'd " into the water glass and threw it back up again dry heaving, so what does he do, he tries to re-drink it LOL and runs to the toilet because he knows hes puking, and ended up puking on the walls and a bit on the bar in the process.
anyway the night continued on and he jumped a fence to get back in, and the place is shutting down, and we know all the bartenders, and they had called last drinks , and we had managed to get the bartender to bring us out one final jug of beer. and he came out to clean tables and bring seats in, and i wanted to thank him for the drinks, but i was so hella smashed that i couldn't talk. like i literally couldn't coherently control my mouth or tongue enough to form words, i could just grunt or groan and heavily slurr. and i tried to thank him verbally, but after 20 or so seconds of fail, i decided to just stand up and clap. like just out of no where at the table i stand up and start applauding. lol
and i was saying keeeemaaaan thaaaank , like full retard styles. (the guys name was kian. i was trying to say kian man, thanks)
it doesn't sound that funny, it was one of those had-to-be-there moments. my friends and i all pissed ourselves laughing.
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nice one walrus! lol
