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Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to * 6
    #14135661 - 03/17/11 10:14 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Me and my friends' parties typically consist of people that all know each other, with the occasional friend of a friend that tags along but for the most part, it's usually a bunch of friends, but one of my friends had brought a friend over with him to my place to chill for a bit about 5 days ago, and the new guy invited us to a party a county over.

It was just me and like 10 of my friends that went to this random house party with a ton of people we didn't know. So we get there and it's just like many other parties..a bunch of people being loud and getting wasted on whatever substances they were on, but it seemed like it was mainly alcohol, people puking and shit around every few corners. And I'm sure a lot of you all know those girls that are distinctively loud and obnoxious, craving the attention from anyone she can.

One of those was there, she was flirting with everyone and craving attention. Well she got it lol, she got the attention of quite a few trashed dudes, and to them she was nothing more than an intoxicated vagina. So they took advantage of the situation, brought this girl into the bathroom, put her on her knees, and proceeded to run a train on her. The train was about 10 guys deep (me not included). She was getting dogged pretty fucking hard, it seemed to be too much for her, idk if it hurt or something or she just felt trashy as hell or something but for whatever reason, after a few guys she started crying.

Another guy fucked her during, and the next guy apparently wanted no distractions, so he took a towel from the bathroom rack and tossed it over her head and face and continued to fuck her. Then a couple more went, they finished and a couple went back to the end of the line :lol:. Then, this one guy, the 3rd to the last guy to go went ahead and started going for it, when he finished he decided for some reason or another to take off the towel from her head. He then found out that the girl he was just fucking turned out to be his fucking sister!!

He started screaming obscenities at her calling her a whore and what not, she had a blank stare pretty much like she didn't know how to comprehend it or something, she was totally out of it. I didn't see exactly where he went but he looked like he was rushing for an appropriate place to puke, but I heard he did end up leaving. :shrug: I didn't see this thing take place second for second, but I did watch some and saw a little bit from every turn happen so I saw all the main points lol. I saw the shocking discovery happen though, it was hilarious and kinda disturbing at the same time.

Some people laughed, some people just stared without knowing what exactly to do..I was trashed, so at first I laughed but then I started realizing that that probably sucked big time for that guy :lol:. It was definitely the most bizarre thing I've seen at a party. I felt kinda bad for the guy.

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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: frylock91] * 1
    #14135719 - 03/17/11 10:36 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

I feel kind of sorry for the girl.


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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: tymoteusz3]
    #14135730 - 03/17/11 10:40 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

:shock:

HAHAHAHHAHA

Not funny. :mad2:

:laugh2:

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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: Kada] * 10
    #14135741 - 03/17/11 10:44 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

I feel sorry for neither. They are both retards.


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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: Kada] * 3
    #14135742 - 03/17/11 10:45 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

How can one taking sloppy sevenths judge the girl?

Just sayin... :shrug:

Hopefully they both learned never to do that again.


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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: tymoteusz3]
    #14135744 - 03/17/11 10:45 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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Hahahahahahahahahah :haha:

I feel kind of sorry for the girl.




i dont feel sorry at all. trash is trash and deserves to be treated as such.:lolsy: so hard at the dude that fucked his sister.


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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: tymoteusz3]
    #14135746 - 03/17/11 10:45 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

That's messed up.


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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: biff] * 6
    #14135765 - 03/17/11 10:55 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

apparently the same thing happened to their parents some years ago
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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: biff]
    #14135767 - 03/17/11 10:56 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

I had heard a similar story years ago (old wives tale fashion) about a dad fucking his daughter with her skirt tied over her face because she was hanging with a black dude....fuck, this was like 8th grade and they had this racially motivated assembly...shit was fucked up!
(i dont think my story was actually true though)


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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: shthd]
    #14135777 - 03/17/11 10:59 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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How can one taking sloppy sevenths judge the girl?

Just sayin... :shrug:

Hopefully they both learned never to do that again.




Ha out of sheer shock I guess, I mean he looked like he had just witnessed a murder. I wonder how their spring break back at home is right now. :curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: shLong]
    #14135783 - 03/17/11 11:00 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: ohmatic]
    #14135797 - 03/17/11 11:04 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Story is kinda hot... :sexysmile:


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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: frylock91]
    #14135836 - 03/17/11 11:14 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

tymoteusz3 said:
Hahahahahahahahahah :haha:

I feel kind of sorry for the girl.




i dont feel sorry at all. trash is trash and deserves to be treated as such.:lolsy: so hard at the dude that fucked his sister.



Quote:

frylock91 said:
Quote:

shthd said:
How can one taking sloppy sevenths judge the girl?

Just sayin... :shrug:

Hopefully they both learned never to do that again.




Ha out of sheer shock I guess, I mean he looked like he had just witnessed a murder. I wonder how their spring break back at home is right now. :curbyourenthusiasm:




Imagine the brother and sister talking about it afterwords? So sis, umm, I kind of fucked you last night along with 7 other guys..


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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: frylock91] * 7
    #14135846 - 03/17/11 11:16 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

I think that constitutes rape, dude raped his sister.  If she wasn't conscious and responding when he fucked her I believe that is legally rape.  So this dude participated in the gang rape of his sister.
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...after a few guys she started crying.

...she had a blank stare pretty much like she didn't know how to comprehend it or something, she was totally out of it?...



Yeah, I think that constitutes rape.


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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: Idiot]
    #14135852 - 03/17/11 11:19 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Haha. No, she was awake, just obliterated. It was obvious she knew she had just fucked up afterwards, she was just too drunk to respond coherently at all.


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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: frylock91] * 4
    #14135862 - 03/17/11 11:22 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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she was just too drunk to respond coherently at all.



Still rape, not helping.

You're lucky you didn't participate.


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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: Idiot]
    #14135869 - 03/17/11 11:25 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

She was trying to get something started, she was all over guys there and practically begging for dick, she just happened to get around 7 of them.


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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: frylock91]
    #14135871 - 03/17/11 11:27 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Wow...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: shLong] * 2
    #14135900 - 03/17/11 11:35 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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Story is kinda hot... :sexysmile:


:Awesketch: you got a boner too? secret :highfive:


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Re: Fucked up/hilarious story about a party I went to [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14135919 - 03/17/11 11:41 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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