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Anonymous #1

Fuck Valentines
    #13962136 - 02/14/11 06:05 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

There is something wrong when a celebrated holiday fills my heart with jealousy and loathing.


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #13962158 - 02/14/11 06:10 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Drugs, use them.


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #13962244 - 02/14/11 06:29 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

I forgot it was valentines day.

Hooray, I get to save 30 bucks by not buying stupid bullshit like roses or chocolate or whatever.


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13962282 - 02/14/11 06:38 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Why in the hell would you be jealous of the poor saps who have to give up their free time to cater to their gf/wives.  They envy YOU


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: D3n3] * 1
    #13962325 - 02/14/11 06:49 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

happy fucking valentines day...



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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: Annapurna1]
    #13962934 - 02/14/11 08:44 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

get the most bang for your buck on valentine's day... quite figurative and literally. Dollar stores have a lot of cheesy crap for a buck. Fancy glass roses -1 dollar. All the card and bags- 1 dollar. 5 bucks goes a long way as long as you go to one that isn't one she would go to.


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: Lennyk]
    #13963177 - 02/14/11 09:16 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

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Lennyk said:
get the most bang for your buck on valentine's day... quite figurative and literally. Dollar stores have a lot of cheesy crap for a buck. Fancy glass roses -1 dollar. All the card and bags- 1 dollar. 5 bucks goes a long way as long as you go to one that isn't one she would go to.




It's just nice not to have to deal with that shit altogether. It's not just the money.


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: Anneji]
    #13963243 - 02/14/11 09:24 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anneji said:
Quote:

Lennyk said:
get the most bang for your buck on valentine's day... quite figurative and literally. Dollar stores have a lot of cheesy crap for a buck. Fancy glass roses -1 dollar. All the card and bags- 1 dollar. 5 bucks goes a long way as long as you go to one that isn't one she would go to.




It's just nice not to have to deal with that shit altogether. It's not just the money.




It is why I don't. As soon as I could consider it a ball and chain, or a leash, or a noose around my neck, I am long out of there. Send a message to someone that they can't be a thorn in your side if they expect you to be their sweetheart that treats them better than they ever will be.

Just the way I roll. Treat um great, and if they pull a stunt a lot do to try and cut your balls off, run away. I over hear a lot of gal groups talking about how they secretly try to brake their man and such to make sure they don't leave them. I am wiser than most to tricks, and most won't pull crap with me.

I write poetry, I am a nice guy. I will not be whipped though, unless it is part of some kinky sex lol.


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: Lennyk] * 1
    #13963288 - 02/14/11 09:31 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

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I over hear a lot of gal groups talking about how they secretly try to brake their man and such to make sure they don't leave them. I am wiser than most to tricks, and most won't pull crap with me.




That sounds like a way more interesting post, why don't you make with some details.


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: D3n3]
    #13963337 - 02/14/11 09:38 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

D3n3 said:
Why in the hell would you be jealous of the poor saps who have to give up their free time to cater to their gf/wives.  They envy YOU




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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: ScavengerType]
    #13963655 - 02/14/11 10:18 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ScavengerType said:
Quote:

I over hear a lot of gal groups talking about how they secretly try to brake their man and such to make sure they don't leave them. I am wiser than most to tricks, and most won't pull crap with me.




That sounds like a way more interesting post, why don't you make with some details.





it was just all little things. Buying them clothes that the dude likes, then slowly changing their style. Basically change details about them without them realizing it until they wake up one day completely changed. They were trying to discuss ideas to mind-fuck the guy too, so if he tried to leave, or once they broke up, they would be a mess for awhile trying to move on. They tied the wardrobe thing in there, and discussed playing certain music as a trigger and smells. Pretty intense stuff to chain them up. Not sure how well it will work for keeping the guys, but probably will wreck them for future gals.


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: Lennyk]
    #13963788 - 02/14/11 10:35 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

So my thinking women were evil was not a delusion?


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #13963818 - 02/14/11 10:38 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Today my stats professor asked the class "so who here has a valentine to see after class."  Then he said "Who doesn't have a valentine this year?"  What a douche.


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: BothHands]
    #13964058 - 02/14/11 11:09 PM (2 years, 3 months ago)

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BothHands said:
Today my stats professor asked the class "so who here has a valentine to see after class."  Then he said "Who doesn't have a valentine this year?"  What a douche.




Ahahaha!


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: Anneji]
    #13964476 - 02/15/11 12:03 AM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Valentines is a shitty holiday. Enough said.


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: BothHands]
    #13965135 - 02/15/11 01:39 AM (2 years, 3 months ago)

will you be my Valentine?  :flowers:


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: Acidic_Sloth] * 1
    #13965178 - 02/15/11 01:46 AM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Haha yea having a girlfriend is terrible... Who wants to have sex every day?


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13965244 - 02/15/11 02:00 AM (2 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
There is something wrong when a celebrated holiday fills my heart with jealousy and loathing.




This :grrr:

:vomit fucking everywhere:


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: CidneyIndole]
    #13965717 - 02/15/11 04:45 AM (2 years, 3 months ago)

I took my lover our to dinner and for a nice casual drivesnuggle afterwards. Yeah, its a pretty lame holiday but its nice to share love with someone.

You're missing the point if all you think about is the candy and chocolates you have to buy.


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Re: Fuck Valentines [Re: Joolz]
    #13965818 - 02/15/11 05:46 AM (2 years, 3 months ago)

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Joolz said:
I took my lover our to dinner and for a nice casual drivesnuggle afterwards. Yeah, its a pretty lame holiday but its nice to share love with someone.

You're missing the point if all you think about is the candy and chocolates you have to buy.





You're missing everyone else's point if you think the meal you ate and the gas the took you on your drive weren't both booming business today, because of the "romantic holiday."

Fact is, almost NO ONE does stuff that's romantic and free. If you said you stayed in, cooked your partner a nice meal, and then just cuddled... you would have a killer argument against the capitalism deal. But it really is capitalism-initiated. (Though by now it may be female-driven. haha)

I don't really hate it for that reason. Again, I was just lonely and bitter.

Glad to hear you had a good night, though. Good for you. I don't think you're some capitalist pig for enjoying yourself or anything dumb like that. :lol:

I just need a hug. haha

:peace:


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